Cheap M5

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:07 PM

Cheap M5?

Buy my M5.

Burnt out headlamp. Other unknown issues. May or may not be my car.

Asking price: $8.00

The following information costs:

Mileage: $5
Pictures: $10
Color: $5
Number of Owners: $15
Whether or not the motor is blown: $35
Whether or not the tranny needs seals: $25
Interior Condition: $10
Accident History/Bodywork: $5

I am truly sorry that I have to charge for this information, but I really need to make sure that this post and sale are worth my great effort and VERY important time. Also, the space in my PM box, is very valuable. Not too many PMs now gentlemen.

Thanks guys,

Nick

BTW- Please check out the pics of my new Ferrari F430!!!

http://www.ferrariusa.com/index.php?page=productioncars

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:10 PM

zomg

so uhhh is this your car? are you buying it for $4 and flipping it?

i sent you 12 PM's, but you haven't replied. even included the $1/message fee!

i'll buy it now for $6!

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:16 PM

Well, actually, I paid $2 for it. But im telling all the interested parties that I bought it for $7.75. Wouldnt want them to think that im taking advantage of our community here. You know how it goes.

Thanks for the interest and the money. Ill get back to you with the information after I fly to the cars location and ask the man with the keys and title.

I do own the car btw.

Nick

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by NikosX

Well, actually, I paid $2 for it. But im telling all the interested parties that I bought it for $7.75. Wouldnt want them to think that im taking advantage of our community here. You know how it goes.

Thanks for the interest and the money. Ill get back to you with the information after I fly to the cars location and ask the man with the keys and title.

I do own the car btw.

Nick

Wow, thanks for being up front about this! Glad to see that you're making 300% profit or so. Does this sale come with the lube, or are you just planning to bend me over raw?

You lie like a rug

ps your ferrari sucks.

**NashvilleE34** · 10-27-2006, 05:24 PM

How much for the women?

**SpunkyE30nOk** · 10-27-2006, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by angrypancake

Wow, thanks for being up front about this! Glad to see that you're making 300% profit or so. Does this sale come with the lube, or are you just planning to bend me over raw?

You lie like a rug

ps your ferrari sucks.

hahaha

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by NashvilleE34

How much for the women?

MORE THAN YOU GOT BUSTER!!!

Quit wasting my time with your PMs and feigned interest or I'll raise the price to 9 dollars.

Nick

**gota525i** · 10-27-2006, 05:34 PM

Now how far do I have to bend over for this?

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by NashvilleE34

How much for the women?

three drinks and a couple Valiums

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by angrypancake

Wow, thanks for being up front about this! Glad to see that you're making 300% profit or so. Does this sale come with the lube, or are you just planning to bend me over raw?

You lie like a rug

ps your ferrari sucks.

That's real mature. You dont know anything about me! How dare you make such rude and insulting comments. I happen to know a lot about honesty and integrity. Im just not a BRAGGART!!

Nick

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by gota525i

Now how far do I have to bend over for this?

Not too far. Just enough to break back your so that I can take your wallet without fearing you chasing me down and beating my...

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:38 PM

I call shenanigans on this thread. Pic of said M5 or BAN! until then, this is what I think

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:41 PM

STAY ON TOPIC!! Or ill take the car away!!!!!!!!

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by NikosX

That's real mature. You dont know anything about me! How dare you make such rude and insulting comments. I happen to know a lot about honesty and integrity. Im just not a BRAGGART!!

Nick

Dear fine sir,

I am a highly educated gentleman, so please watch your tongue when addressing me here on this fine forum. I aim to not be rude nor insulting, yet you seem to have a..... how do you peons say it? "holier than thou" attitude. Honesty and integrity you say? I say you're blowing a lot of hot air out of your ass. I find that extremely annoying, and fully plan on inserting my foot so far up said ass the sweat on my leg quenches your thirst. Get fucked, douchewagon.

Please forgive my unacceptable language, I get frustrated some times.

/stupid british accent

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 05:47 PM

THATS IT. Im going to go drive my Ferrari track car, and contemplate the best way to remove my sale ad. I piss on lowly OLD bimmers.

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Angrypancake- If I can sell the car tomorrow for $8.01 are you interested?

**4500 RPM** · 10-27-2006, 05:49 PM

I don't get it.

**angrypancake** · 10-27-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by NikosX

THATS IT. Im going to go drive my Ferrari track car, and contemplate the best way to remove my sale ad. I piss on lowly OLD bimmers.

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Angrypancake- If I can sell the car tomorrow for $8.01 are you interested?

so you posted this ad, puss'ed out and want it removed cause we called you out on being a clown? i'll give you $6, and 69

cents upon delivery of the car. if i like it and it works, then i'll slip you another couple bills. if not? give me my dick back.

you're just mad cause e34 m5's will leave 100 foot strips of rubber in front of your house, while hauling a couple of dogs and some groceries, and still enough room to bang your wife in the back seat.

**nixter** · 10-27-2006, 05:52 PM

Aaaaaaaand scene.

**NashvilleE34** · 10-27-2006, 06:01 PM

BOOOOOO HISSSSSSS....I'll trade you 2 chickens, 4 pieces of white bread and 1 Jelly Bean.....otherwise drive your Ferrari and I hope it needs to be serviced real soon $$$$$$$$$$

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 06:02 PM

GOOD NEWS! For all interested parties. I just talked to some guy on the phone, and I will tell you that the car does not need a new transmission, but does need a rebuild of the 83S...that is what my cars motor is called right?

**gota525i** · 10-27-2006, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by NikosX

GOOD NEWS! For all interested parties. I just talked to some guy on the phone, and I will tell you that the car does not need a new transmission, but does need a rebuild of the 83S...that is what my cars motor is called right?

Can you post the damn pics already??? You know, for someone wanting to sell something, the least you could do is post some pics. All of us here are serious and have interest in this so please, all we ask is for you to work with us.

**928GTS** · 10-27-2006, 06:11 PM

Is this real?

**NikosX** · 10-27-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by gota525i

Can you post the damn pics already??? You know, for someone wanting to sell something, the least you could do is post some pics. All of us here are serious and have interest in this so please, all we ask is for you to work with us.

Pictures of said M5 cost $10. I can accept paypal. Thanks for your interest!

**thatracer** · 10-27-2006, 06:33 PM

ok Ill paypal you $21.29 plus ship 1 rocky mount NC phone book by sprint. And a door knob from the house next door. How does that sound?

**4500 RPM** · 10-27-2006, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by 928GTS

Is this real?

Just as real as the Internet.

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