UNBELIEVABLE-back to back kills in a row

[Charlie587]

Just the other day I shared my story about how I got my first kill.
My first kill is still feels so surreal. I am still excited about it.

My first kill thread: http://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/sh...threadid=84466

Anyhow, after bragging to all of my ASIAN RICERS friends who drive Civic, Integras, and Supras and stuff, they told me that the ONLY reason why I won was because of "BEGINNER LUCK."

To prove them wrong, I decided to cruise the street today to see whether my first kill was due to skill or was plainly attributed to luck.

I drove around looking for people who wanted to race me. Since I live in a small conservative town, it is extremely hard to sollicit people to race with me. People in my town are very mellow and low profile. It takes a lot to sollict any excitment and interest from people around here.

So I drove around MAIN Street for about 2 hours. I finally managed to find my "2nd victim." I slowly creep next to him. I lowerd my window just to wave to the guy. I didnt even say anything about racing yet but the guy decided to talk shit. He accused me of trying to be a wanna be "hot shot" because I drive a bimmer. he told me that if he drive a bimmmer also, he could easily kick my ass.

I was pissed! This guy doesn't even know me but yet he was talking mad shit about me. I was like FUCK THAT!!!! I was like, "why don't you put your money where your mouth is." Let's walk the walk instead of just talking the talk.

He was a little hesitant to race me. However, after calling him a pussy and accusing him of making stupid excuses for himself, he finally agreed to race me.

Let's roll i said! As we sit there waiting for the green light, I REV my engine to give him a sneak peak of my ultimate driving machine. As for the shit talker, all he can do there is spit on his racing gloves prepping it for the race of his life. How pathetic is that?

Anyhow, Just as the light turn GREEN, my heart began to beat faster and faster. I quickly switch my steptronic transmission to MANUAL and SMOKED his ass. Amazingly, I didnt even have to go to second gear! I smoked his ass by a mile!

So as you can see, I DO HAVE SKILLS! This is my second kill baby!

Don't you wish you can be more like me?

BTW...here is the picture of the SOB that I smoked!

[b0rf]

That was the crappiest story i've heard in awhile.

Just be glad you did'nt race one of these fools...

<img src="http://i1.sell.com/0/228/18078/3/65/207380-m.jpg">

[Charlie587]

Originally posted by b0rf
That was the crappiest story i've heard in awhile.

Just be glad you did'nt race one of these fools...

<img src="http://i1.sell.com/0/228/18078/3/65/207380-m.jpg">

I think someone *cough *cough is JEALOUS

[slickav]

Alright the Tractor story was barely worth a chuckle. Its getting a little annoying now.

[MFaust]

BOOOOO!!! HSSSSSSS!!! BOOOOO!!! *SIREN*:kousto:

[DonJuan]

This thread is prime example of why we need to reinstate post counts on OT...

[Sticky]

Originally posted by slickav
Alright the Tractor story was barely worth a chuckle. Its getting a little annoying now.

Yep, it did not have much creativity behind it.

[dave is cool]

This thread is stupid as shit. Delete this shit. It wasn't funny at all. If you keep making posts like this, I will have no other choice but to ban you.

By the way, I am secretly a Moderator, but the Admins don't want anyone to know that

[aceves]

I actually feel dumber after reading that.
Please don't waste everyone's time with this crap.

[FrankW]

WTF!!!!

making up story is one thing...making fun of handicapped people is just wrong . I wish the moderator ban ur ass for good.