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You know you don't drive an E36 when:
* Your headliner doesn't sag
* You can open the door with the least amount of effort
* There's no blue and white badge at the front
* A power window switch doesn't cost $100 AUD.
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...When your car is FWD.
Alpine 318ic FTMFW!
Made in Brooklyn
...when you press the "Window Up" button, and the window goes up
...when you go over a bump and don't hear SQEAKRATTLESHAKEBANGCRASHSQEAKRATTLE
..when you park your car and walk away from it without looking back at it and thinking to yourself "Fucking sexy..."
..when you drive with the top down through less-than-fortunate neighborhoods and don't get flipped off
...when you pull up to someone else with an E36 and they acknowledge you, instead of looking down or to the side pretending to not notice you
...when you cut a hard turn and your car flips over
...when you cut a hard turn and your balljoint breaks
...when you go to a repair shop and don't have to be escorted out by ambulence due to heart attack
...when you can afford more than one new mod/repair a month
...when people don't chuck crescent wrenches at you when you drive by (yeah, uh huh, happened)
...when you have angel eyes/projectorsand other E3 owners don't look at them like "OMG I never knew that was an option!"
...when you fill up for less than $50
...when an oil change is <$20
Boss just told me to get back to work...
- Chris
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when your most aspects of your car work properly
1994 325iC/5 Sport
1999 323i/5 Sport
2000 540i/6 Sport... Pics to come
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When you see a front row spot at the grocery store...and park there
(even with the soccer-mom trashed minivan next to you)
'95 318iC stock 4 now
Is quite insane.
Originally Posted by utopia13
I'm with you on that one.
1998 BMW 323is - SOLD
I miss my BMW
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when you park on the street cuz you dont care and not in the lot next to the street b/c the street is closer to where you need to be.
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... you momentarily overheat the engine and your head gasket DOESN'T blow.
... you close your door and the entire panel DOESN'T rip off.
... your main cooling system components AREN'T manufactured by Fisher Price.
... your glovebox DOESN'T contain a horribly dim flashlight.
... your trunklid DOESN'T contain tools made of compressed aluminum foil.
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It was either that...or the beater corolla with the fat broad & the rear window filled with stuffed animals.
I'm with you on that one.
We've ALL seen it....
'95 318iC stock 4 now
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It was either that...or the beater corolla with the fat broad & the rear window filled with stuffed animals.
We've ALL seen it....
HAHAHA very true
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-when your sex life sucks
-when your right hand is your best friend
is the TI builder!
Wow, too much info...
2001 E53 X5 - 5.3 Procharged, 4L80E RWD, Brembo, 20" alloy, EBC race, Forge, A2W intercooled, Alcantara interior, 3.62 LSD and more!
2005 E53 X5 - 6.0TT, 4L80E RWD, 20" alloy, EBC race, Forge, A2W intercooled, Alcantara interior, 3.62 LSD and more!
1996 E36 335ti - N54b30, A2W intercooled, ZF 6speed rwd, 4.10Lsd, Speedline magnesium rims, Brembo, S55 exhaust, 245/40/17-295/30/18, idrive, Forge, logic 7
1999 E36 360ti - 6.0, ls6 springs, ls6 cam, hardened pushrods, trunion, racing baffle, t56, ls7 clutch, m3 brakes, 4.10lsd
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BMW= Bang More Women!!
when your driving a Non German made car
Becoming a Professional OT Troll. CAN Bus Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuRBQzGs-c VGT/VNT +LDA controller: http://dmn.kuulalaakeri.org/vnt-lda/
Diesel > gas
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stupidest thread ever
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when you don't have the bentley memorized
when your first reaction to "bentley" is "car manufacturer" and not "service manual"
when it takes more than 10 minutes to change the accessory belt
when your engine is mounted "sideways" on your car
when you trust mechanics
when people don't think your old car is new
when you don't know what bf.c is
I'm here for the snobs!
When BimmerForums isnt a bookmarked webpage on your cell phone
I'm here for the snobs!
My 240sx's engine was mounted sideways
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When VTAK doesn't kick in LMAO
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when you drive an e46
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You let your girlfriend drive your car...
1989 325ix-winter fun----1982 320i- 256k miles and counting ***for sale*** ---1993 325is-parted out
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so true
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....when you crash it into a tree.
In loving memory of my baby Avus 318ti....December 1997 - February 5, 2007 R.I.P
To get the story of my unfair loss...check this thread out.
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...d.php?t=689075
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when you don't come onto a forum the day after buying your car with a thread title "Bought the car of my dreams!...HELP! overheating issues"
hahaha
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when you don't go to bf.c
'92 alpine white 318is, fogg airbox, Dinan chip, FDM, tokico suspension kit
Depo headlights, clear corners, clear rears, custom wide grilles, 16" BBS rims from E46
S38 PWRD
You know you don't drive an E36 when You crash the only one you have.
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