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    You know you DON'T drive an e36 when...

    That "you know you drive an e36..." thread has been up forever, even though it is quit possibly the best thread ever made, i though i would change it up a bit, and try the OPPOSITE.

    You know you don't drive an e36 when...

    You meet the mininum balance requirment on you checking account.

    You dont have any "check" lights on in your car.

    You havent been checked out by a chick while driving.

    You have a house.

    You only have one car year round.

    You dont have any speeding tickets.

    You have a solid relationship with a girl, and they say you DO give them enough attention.


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    Hmmmm... I think it's enough with the other thread.


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    lol nice try but not happening lol

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    You know you DON'T drive an E36 when...



    you DON'T get denied by Daved.

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    You don't drive an e36 when you set aside money into your savings account.
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    you dont drive an e36 when you say "fuck, i dont wanna drive, i hate driving"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneThug View Post
    you dont drive an e36 when you say "fuck, i dont wanna drive, i hate driving"
    Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36

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    Quote Originally Posted by baghram View Post
    Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36
    thats cause you suck.

    you know you don't drive a e36 when you fill up with 87

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    Quote Originally Posted by baghram View Post
    Errrrt! -1 I still hate driving even though I have an e36
    must be an automatic 318
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    ...when you know you can drive further because gas mileage is so much better
    ...when you are not afraid to put down the windows and have it break on you all the time
    ...when you arent afraid of constant minor problems
    ...when you get tired of driving after an hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by ucsdmuiron1986 View Post
    ...when you get tired of driving after an hour
    ...if you EVER get tired of driving!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bmwracer101 View Post

    you know you don't drive a e36 when you fill up with 87
    I watched a girl do this with an e36 the other day
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    ...you dont have new problems every other month

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    You know you don't drive an E36 when you get a good nights sleep every night because your not up till 4am fixing your car.

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    I accidently filled up my tank with 87 the first day I got it because I didn't read on it and wasn't thinking of course. Now it's the premium of course, but does it really matter what's used if your just driving it from place to place? I know a handful of bmw owners here that don't fill up with anything special lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYY42 View Post
    must be an automatic 318
    Standing still in traffic sucks, be it in an M3, M5, M6, M9756854 with 734-speed manual or 318 auto ( though auto makes it somewhat more relaxed )

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    when you're not worried about getting your car keyed by jealous douchebags.

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    You know you don't drive an e36..when you drive an e46.

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    why is this in the e36 section? shouldn't this be in the e46 or some other section because im pretty sure we all drive an e36 in here....... nice try

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    Quote Originally Posted by ///Montizzle View Post
    When you dont have underbody lights or lambo doors, or any other rice tastic mods
    thanks, and i dont have underbody lights anymore.


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    Quote Originally Posted by robisconfusedd View Post
    why is this in the e36 section? shouldn't this be in the e46 or some other section because im pretty sure we all drive an e36 in here....... nice try
    pretty sure its meant to rag on people who dont :P


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