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Thread: Funny...E36 318is VS Vette Z06

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    Funny...E36 318is VS Vette Z06

    Killed: Cocky young driver that thinks he's top shit.

    haha yeaaa yeaaa before anyone pipes up I know I should have been beat easy, but this driver didn't know the first thing about his car from looks of it.

    It was on the highway and i'd say buddy pulled by me going at least 160KPH, so I felt like playing that day and shifted down put the pedal to the floor. I passed him at 240KPH (im also pretty sure thats as fast as my car is going to go, haha) and you guys shoulda seen the look on his face, haha saw him later that day in town too, so I beeped and waved to add insult to injury.

    Love it.

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    wtf? you should easily have been able to win by at least a light year...
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    haven't you heard 318s have endless powerbands and can smoke everything

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    haha it's not BS at all, and I said it in my post, I know i should have been pwned...but whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bsaint View Post
    haven't you heard 318s have endless powerbands and can smoke everything
    That didn't make sense to me? I said I beat him? Even though I shouldn't have.

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    you said it was funny so I made a funny, even though it was a lackluster one...
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    He wasn't racing...lol

    It's called, you passed him at a high speed.

    Those things can go WAY over 240km/hr in 4th gear probably, and you think you beat him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 002 View Post
    you said it was funny so I made a funny, even though it was a lackluster one...
    My bad bud, I'm just so used to flaming on this board haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BavariaMotorist View Post
    He wasn't racing...lol

    It's called, you passed him at a high speed.

    Those things can go WAY over 240km/hr in 4th gear probably, and you think you beat him?
    I know what they can do, my dad owns one. AND WOW does it have power. But he tried to keep up for a bit...man you guys on this board gotta chill your jets and just relax for a little bit, chuckle a little maybe?

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    I think we all know who the cocky young driver is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bsaint View Post
    I think we all know who the cocky young driver is...
    haha i'm fine with that, I know im going to pick up some hoes before my buddy with a civic :-P. The ladies love cash and think I have it. Haha, little do THEY know!

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    But seriously if all you guys want to do is bash just delete the thread. I posted it up for a little laugh, but I'm obviously not getting that.

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    can a 318 even go 240kph? isn't that like 150mph?

    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gti1689 View Post
    can a 318 even go 240kph? isn't that like 150mph?

    WTF?
    yea 150mph is correct, and like I said too, thats as far as she's going. It's rated 260KPH, but I can't see it getting to it without some more mods.

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    That's funny dude, that corvette guy was prolly a computer geek who could smoke you on the innernet...but couldn't drive himself outta a wet paper bag lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ///V|3BimmerGuy View Post
    yea 150mph is correct, and like I said too, thats as far as she's going. It's rated 260KPH, but I can't see it getting to it without some more mods.
    my 318i is limited at 120 and there arent many more rpms to go after that...maybe you canadians got a different breed of super crazy fast 1.8L engines


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    yea 150mph is correct, and like I said too, thats as far as she's going. It's rated 260KPH, but I can't see it getting to it without some more mods.
    it's rated 260kph?

    you have a tiny four cylinder engine that is over a decade old. there is no way in hell you're gonna break 125.

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    OK, i'll change the way im wording it then, when i say its rated at 260KPH, i mean thats as far as the numbers go...also my top speed is not limited (governed) because i have an ECU upgrade, among some others mods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ///V|3BimmerGuy View Post
    OK, i'll change the way im wording it then, when i say its rated at 260KPH, i mean thats as far as the numbers go...also my top speed is not limited (governed) because i have an ECU upgrade, among some others mods.
    I'd raise that picture of a BS flag, if I wasn't too lazy to find it.

    edit: lol.
    e30 FTW

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    OK, i'll change the way im wording it then, when i say its rated at 260KPH, i mean thats as far as the numbers go...also my top speed is not limited (governed) because i have an ECU upgrade, among some others mods.
    ...so?

    n/a mods to a tiny 4 cylinder are going to do nothing. you're still not going over 120/125 at best. do not buy this at all.

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    Yeah e36 m3's top out at a little over 150 no way the mighty 318 can make it past that, there all about o-60 ftw!
    As I stated before, communicate well and often, especially when the news is not going to be pleasant.

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    No one asked me what the slant of the surface i was racing on was :-P

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    It doesnt matter what slant surface you were on and know one cares. Its obvious your full of $hit.

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    haha thats your opinion bud, maybe my gauges were off, but thats what they read.

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    What are your mods?
    If you don't have FI or an engine swap I'm going to have to unequivocably say that this post is a fetid pile of... Well, I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this one.

    P.S. Just because your speedo goes up to Xkph or Xmph, doesn't mean your car can actually go that fast.
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