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    Is this true?

    Let's see if I understand how it works these days . . .


    If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
    holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

    If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the
    rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.

    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die
    of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

    If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain
    you blame the school for poor sex education.

    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
    home drunk, you blame the bartender.

    If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he
    used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame
    the government for not providing clean ones.

    If your grandchildren are rude brats without
    manners, you blame television.

    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
    you blame the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
    and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the
    passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
    deceased blames the airline.

    I must have lived too long to understand the
    world as it is anymore.

    So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked
    in front of this computer, I want you to blame
    Bill Gates, OK?
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    Yep you got it!
    Thats why I hate the world, and all the gears and sheep in it .
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    Originally posted by Anfanger
    Yep you got it!
    Thats why I hate the world, and all the gears and sheep in it .

    uhh, i think it's only our country where we can do crap like that.

    I remember when I was growing, if you got in a accident, it was like...tough luck, move on and have a good day.

    nowadays, there's no such thing as an accident. You get your azz sued for everything.
    James -
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    Yep, seems like you got it down!! There is ALWAYS someone to blame or in this day and age, people think there is.
    A sports car isn't a car unless you know how to drive it!

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