Let's see if I understand how it works these days . . .
If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the
rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die
of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain
you blame the school for poor sex education.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, you blame the bartender.
If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he
used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame
the government for not providing clean ones.
If your grandchildren are rude brats without
manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the
passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the
world as it is anymore.
So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked
in front of this computer, I want you to blame
Bill Gates, OK?
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-1988 325, Alpenweiss. The commuter.
BMW HOWTOs
Bill Gates
yes that's the way it is.
2 words:
Liberals and lawyers
Originally posted by Anfanger
Yep you got it!
Thats why I hate the world, and all the gears and sheep in it .
uhh, i think it's only our country where we can do crap like that.
I remember when I was growing, if you got in a accident, it was like...tough luck, move on and have a good day.
nowadays, there's no such thing as an accident. You get your azz sued for everything.
James -
2001 Dinan BMW 330I 5spd
....soon 2003 G35 Coupe
1998 GSR 4 sale
Yep, seems like you got it down!! There is ALWAYS someone to blame or in this day and age, people think there is.
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