when you turn your stereo off to here the engine because between wind and engine you dont here it anyways
when the dealerships traet you like CRAP!
also when youre loaner car says "Carolla S", on the back and you just treat like complete crap!
when time stands still
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when you rationalize your purchase by incessantly putting down E46s and E30s, saying that ONLY E36s are made for driving.
when you realize how much easier it is to make a fake M3 with spoilers, mirrors, and rims, than E46 or E30 owners can. And actually take pride when people think your car is an M3.
when you squabble over acceleration times and make up fake 1/4 mile times to back your argument up.
when you "floss yo' shyt" and rev your motor to impress teenage girls.
What would Crockett and Tubbs do?
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When you order parts for your car, they give you the tracking numbers and you end up checking it every other hour
p.s I'm currently doing it right now!!!!! new speakers coming:
97 M3/4
.......when ur car is off and u can use your key to put the windows up.
........you drive an E36 in new jersey when u crash and ur insurance goes from $1700 a year to $4400 and the damage to the car was only $4700.......the price of some door molding. BULLSH*T :
i wish my insurence was 4700
i have no tickets or acidents
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--When you turn the stereo louder to drown out the squeeks!
--When you do the turn-and-a-half to start your car
--When the sound of the windows sealing shut excites you!
--When your leather seats make more noise than your wife
--When you search for a baby seat that matches Montreal Blue
--When you wonder why there's an extra FOOT of clutch pedal travel
--When you search Ebay for a Blau Toronto that will do amber
--When you cringe every time you grab the window to open the door
--When you smile to yourself every time you say "It's a BMW!"
....when you get so caught up in driving you miss your offramp.
....when your car payment matches your mortgage (oops, thats for the E46 forum )
when you're driving through Hickville Pennsylvania and buying gas - the man watching the pumps looks at you all funny as you get out of your BMW in a T-shirt and jeans and pay cash for $75 worth of gas, junk food and lottery tickets.
damn city slickers.
Hey man, I'm a professional!
CASH????Originally posted by themadhatter
when you're driving through Hickville Pennsylvania and buying gas - the man watching the pumps looks at you all funny as you get out of your BMW in a T-shirt and jeans and pay cash for $75 worth of gas, junk food and lottery tickets.
damn city slickers.
Man, Ron, you are RICH!!!!!
BaLLa!
What would Crockett and Tubbs do?
1994 E36 Hellrot/Black 325is
2007 E92 Jet Black/Saddle Brown 335i
when you use your 3 dollars of daily lunch money for gas...
when you vaccuum your car 5 times a week
when your 18, in high school, have 58,000 miles, and pay for gas....lol
when your friends ask you what year your car is and you say '94 and they look amazed cause there 2000 accord is in worse shape
when your dinan intake is louder then your stock exhaust
when the back bumper looks like its about to fall off
MY FAV: when you CONSTANTLY check the Miles left on the tank and when you run your car untill the miles left reads 10, then 9 then ---
lol, always do that last one
To all you virgins in the world, thanks for nothing.
How can you do that?Originally posted by BMW_DINAN
......you realized you can close all windows with your key
you see, that's the stigma. country folk think the E36 is a high roller car. If I drove a Chevy Dually Pickup with a diesel and filled up for the same amount and paid cash then I'd be a normal hill billy like the fool at the station then it'd be alright.Originally posted by Jed
CASH????
Man, Ron, you are RICH!!!!!
BaLLa!
basically the Gas House Gorilla looked at me like I was Bill Gates's kid or something.
I guess you had to be there.
-mlife - insert the master key into either door lock and twist to close. hold it for a second and the windows and sunroof will close up till you release.
Hey man, I'm a professional!
Is that standard on all cars?mlife - insert the master key into either door lock and twist to close. hold it for a second and the windows and sunroof will close up till you release.
my '98 does and I know that '95s have it too.
Hey man, I'm a professional!
///Mlife The 95's won't close the sunroof with the key, but newer will.
...When you step out of the airport to pick up your new "Baby" and as you see and hear her all you can do is grin.
...When your cousins friend driving the Camaro says "damn you hit third before that light?" You respond with "yeah and I stopped too."
...When your Stepdad says "Well eventhough my SC is not putting out all the PSI's it will still take your M3" You respond with "Right up until that first set of twisties."
...When the first time your Dad drives your car he nearly launches you through the winshield. And then states that your car feels like a Go-Kart.
...When you buy a car cleaning system.
...When your neighbor has to get an M Roadster cause he rode in your M3.
...When the first nice spring day makes you feel like Christmas did as a kid.
...When your wife drives your car for a block (that was all she was allowed) and understands why you love your car.
...When your wife agrees that her next car will be a Bimmer.
I could go on and on too...
Paul
keep going on....
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sorry, maybe i didnt say it properly.Originally posted by ///M LIFEŠ
How can you do that?
you can shut all windows even sunroof by inserting ur key and turn right and hold for 1 sec.
///mevil........i drive my bro's 95 M3 and his sunroof closes with the key......u just have to hold the key longer............windows close 1st....then the sunroof.
u drive an e36 when ur instrument cluster constantly loses power while at the same time the volume of ur speakers gets lower.
.........you have the nicest car in your high school parking lot........next to that damn science teacher's M5.
Ahh gotcha :Originally posted by BMW_DINAN
sorry, maybe i didnt say it properly.
you can shut all windows even sunroof by inserting ur key and turn right and hold for 1 sec.
when everyone calls you a rich snob but don't realize your car costs the same as a civic.
when you pull up to a bmw and say nice e46.. and they respond huh? or what? and later pull up to a bmw say nice e36, and they respond thanks..
-grim
two words to describe myself?adrenailine junkie...
haha so true...Originally posted by grimfandango
when you pull up to a bmw and say nice e46.. and they respond huh? or what? and later pull up to a bmw say nice e36, and they respond thanks..
-grim
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