When you pass M5's on the track?
when the sunroof fails
when you use it as a daily since you got a beast at home for club racing.
When you sell your E21 that you drove for 9 years and 230,000 miles and buy a E36 that you have driven for 4 years and 55,000 miles and say ' 6 cyliners are better than 4'
Love my baby
"It's thirty minutes away?... I'll be there in ten." ...9m36sec later... -Winston Wolfe-
..when you have a love hate relationship with your car!
...when girls treat you ever so nice when you know damn well its because of your car.
...when your friends rather ride in my car then his other friend just to look good and jock girls.
...when your sunroof makes noise when you go over a bump.
...when you brought your E46 rear shock mounts in for installation and the mechanic said, "these aren't for your year."
...when you decided to convert your OBD-2 to OBD-1.
...when your door latch surrounds fall off.
when you know who Jim Powell and Papa Matt are!!!
when you can tell wheather a debadged E36 is a 4 or 6 cyl
when you findout that Pacific BMW's great prices are on the net ONLY
when the guys at BMP and SSP know you by name
when you call up tirerack and order new wheels/tires, specify the exact sizes required.....and the order taker says "You have done your homework, haven't you?"
Techo Violet 96 M3 Coupe
Titanium silver 07 328iT
Autumn Gold 06 Lotus Elise
"The existence of the flamethrower is evidence that someone, somewhere once said 'I want to set those people over there on fire, but I don't want to have to walk over there to do it.'"
Hehe im so glad I got my cupholder insert thing, so much better...and yah, my door panels are always fallin off, wats goin onOriginally posted by toofast4U
when you realize you spent all this money on a car and don't even have a damn cup holder!!!
when you realize you spent all this money and you damn door panels are falling off!!
when girls wont give you the time of day until they see you pull up in the black on black 325is....
1992 BMW 318i 154k miles
Short Shift Kit, 17" BBS, painted brake caliper
1992 BMW 325i 89k miles...smoked out corner lights
Not exactly true. the '99 ///M3 is still e36 body styleOriginally posted by dcardenas
You know you have an E36 if your car was built from '92 to '98. Hehe.
When people ask you what kinda car you drive..and you respond "bmw.." then they proceed to ask "what year?" you say "'94," and they say "Oh, an old one..."
When kids with 15000 dollar chryslers say "Spoiled asshole, you drive a bmw..."
I love my e36
that's why you just lie...tell people who have no idea your car is a 98....they don't need to know they didn't make 325is in 98 but the 328...but who cares? and for people who know there cars just tell them the real age...and they'll be amazed at how well the car looks...Originally posted by FiKtIOn
When people ask you what kinda car you drive..and you respond "bmw.." then they proceed to ask "what year?" you say "'94," and they say "Oh, an old one..."
When kids with 15000 dollar chryslers say "Spoiled asshole, you drive a bmw..."
I love my e36
...when your passenger buckles in and the airbag light comes on.
...when your door panels start sagging away from the body of the car
...when your headliner sags
...when girls ask how many months old she is, because they think she's new
...when you spend four hours detailing and couldn't be happier
yay
Kevin
2000 Toyota Land Cruiser [2020-Present]
2013 Honda Pilot EX [2018-2020]
2003 Audi A4 Avant [2012-2018]
2004 Accord: [2006-2012]
1978 Black 320i [2007-2017]
1995 Boston Green 318is: [2001-2006]
Knoxville, TN
when everyone says:
how can you keep your car so clean?
Oh I thought it was new
you're so spoiled since your dad bought you a bmw
why do you wash it every week?
.....every night you and your friends get in your car to drive around and jock all the girls, but always end up cruising the twisties, sideways.
.....your bottle of sprite falls out of the cupholder all the way into the back when you floor it.
.....you shift at redline just to hear it growl.
... when you play with your OBC just to show off to the people in your car.
...when you get sick and tap your foot on the floor five times fast to see what the diagnostic code is.
...when you tap your mouse button just so, and are surprised when the page doesn't automatically roll up and down.
...when you try to double lock your house door when leaving.
...when you get chilly and reach for the TEMP button to see why.
...when you get hungry and reach for the RANGE button to see why.
...when you are on a diet and reach for the CONSUMPTION button to see how you are doing.
...when you look back after closing the door of another car because you didn't hear the window roll up.
...when you only buy soft drinks in 12 ounce cans, because you know a 20 ounce bottle is going to end up in the floorboard.
...when you look at an E46 and wonder how they could possibly get by without an external trunk button.
...when you drive an E46 and complain about it being too quiet and mushy.
93 325is - total M3 conversion and more - Dinan SC kit - RMS aftercooler and tuning - 395rwhp on 91 octane.
"....She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself." -Han Solo
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when your rollover bars pop up at an autoX
when your front windows never scoot down when you open the door
when your shift throws are extremely long
when youre broke
When they say your car is boxier than the new BMW's
...when people mistake your hatchback for a Civic :
...when it says BMW- AvusBlau Metallic 276 on the shock tower
...when you're out hand-washing her in 45-degree weather
...when people ask if that's the new BMW hatchback
...when people can't tell a Ti from an ///M3
...when ///M3 owners give you no respect
etc, etc..
You know you drive a e36 when you're paranoid as all hell about every single sound emanating from your car.
...your friend's are always playing with the door locks while you are driving.
...you can't remember your radio security code.
...you drive with your foglights on during the day thinking it's cool
when you skip school just to hear the engine scream, and to turn the asc off, and to hear the tires break loose and power slide around the twisties, and just to shift the smooth 5spd, for hours..and hours...
when you get a call from your parents telling you you're grounded for not coming home for hours...and hours...hehe
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ZKW ellipsoids/Gen V DDE's
pilot sport a/s'
custom clutchstop
e46 lipspoiler
O.E. euro clears
eyelids
20% tint
debaffled airbox
2001 540i sport
25% tints
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when the aftermarket is so big you usualy have 3 choices of vendors to choose from.
M3 cams *UUC stage II lwfw w////M5 clutch *JC cam & lwfw chip *ECIS intake *Bosal cat back *UUC udp's *M3 3.15lsd *M3 shifter *H&R & Bilstein sport *E46 M3 rsm *Z3 rein4c plates *Depo DDE's *Zender lp *M3 spoiler *M3 moldings * M3 mirrors *billetwerks *jbl/mtx sub system
'04 G35 sedan 5AT all stock
when you stare at you car in every window just to see the rims spin
you rev your engine in covered parking garages, in hopes of setting off some rice rocket's alarms!
when pull over 145 on the highway just because you can (after your rev limiter is removed!)
LMAO...... OH GOD YOU GUYS ARE SOOO FREAKIN FUNNY, YET EVERYTHING IS TRUE...... DOOR PANELS FALLING APART, GLOVE BOX SAGGING, DOOR PANEL INSERTS Start growing stuff in them......
B u T especially once you turn that key, ahh the joy of the ACS Exhuast, VRROOM!!!!!!!!!!!
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