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    Smile You know you drive a E36 when....

    You know you drive a E36 when...?

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    when your little ricer friend beats you from 0-60, but in the end you get all the honeys.

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    Re: You know you drive a E36 when....

    Originally posted by Eurodriver
    You know you drive a E36 when...?
    That bitch is like "DAMN"
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    -(3)Xenarc 7"TSV Touch LCD’s-

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    you can't afford an E46

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    '04 G35 sedan 5AT all stock

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    your headgasket blows because your plastic waterpump fell apart

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    you realize with the money you spent fixing it, you could have BMW themselves

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    You know you have an E36 if your car was built from '92 to '98. Hehe.


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    You know you drive a E36 when....

    you want clear corners!

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    ...when everyone thinks you dropped $30K on a car that you only paid $10K.

    E36 M3 collector

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    ...When your set of OE BMW wheels costs more than your first car ever did....

    ....When your friends wanna hang out with you more often just to be seen next to your car.....

    ....When you drive down to the corner store to grab some milk even though its one street away....and forget the milk on purpose only to go back out again....
    92'318i

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    . . . dealerships treat you like you drive a Ford Pinto.

    . . . you can bend your rims by running over a leaf that has blown onto the street.

    . . . you spend time making up excuses to "run to the store."
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    .... when you park your baby (as you love to call "her", which hot girls think is absolutely adorable) next to your window so you can look at her every few seconds and admire her freshly-washed and waxed, gleaming, fantastically delicious lines.

    And her incredibly-expensive-but-so-worth-it 17s on their 235/40s with cool lookin' tread.

    And how amazing those 17s look partly hidden beneath her fenders, now that she's been slammed.

    And how wonderful her Dove Grey interior looks after all those miles.

    And how it makes you want to run outside and start her quickly, just so you can hear her roar --- then blip the throttle to hear her scream.

    And how she makes the hands on the clock over your desk move slowly, because you're aching to be locked into her seat, hands on 10 and 2, hammer to the floor, knifing through the gears, an ear to the singing revs of that straight six, flying effortlessly through the twisties....

    ... you know you drive an E36 when you're in love with your car.

    Thank you, BMW.

    -AJ
    -AJ

    -E30 + E46 M3's-

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    You know you drive a E36 when....

    Chicks call your car "Cute" and you get pissed.

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    ....when your glove compartment begins to sag!!

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    ... when you have more car care products than your garage can fit.

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    ... when you know what inpro is

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    ........when you push the auto-down window button..........and your window first goes down a bit, then mysteriously jumps back up!!

    .........when on cold mornings you put her in neutral and the shifter sticks under fifth gear!!

    .........when you see Low Beam Failure everyone time you turn on your xenon lights!!

    :

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    ... when your friends won't dare to ask to drive your car, coz they know how you baby it

    ... when the one friend that -does- drive your car yanks the shift knob off with an enthused 1-2 shift, and your heart stops.

    ... when you sit in near-silence and ultimate dread in the passenger seat, gripping the door handle for solace, as your hair turns grey and falls out, while that friend is obviously enjoying bouncing the needle off the rev limiter.

    ... when you sigh with relief as you get back in your driver's seat, and silently swear that no one other than yourself will -ever- drive your beloved car again.

    -AJ

    -AJ
    -AJ

    -E30 + E46 M3's-

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    when you realize you spent all this money on a car and don't even have a damn cup holder!!!

    when you realize you spent all this money and you damn door panels are falling off!!

    when girls wont give you the time of day until they see you pull up in the black on black 325is....

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