Okay,

If you live relatively close to West Point, do you want to come to the academy next week and help me install my brake pads and replaced my front rotors on my 328ci? I am too cheap bring my car to the local BMW dealership.

What do you get in return?

A free ticket to the Army vs Air Force or the Army-Navy game. I know Army football sucks....but it is still college football

Free Beer and unlimited oriental massages after you are done. I don't want you to touch my bimmer while you are drunk! Shame on you =)