Help: Addicted to Boobs.

**Matt Jacobson** · 10-25-2002, 02:07 PM

This whole week Ive been walking around looking at the breasteses of the girls I go to school with. Now dont get me wrong, I do it anyway, but random like, you know like normal cuz youre a guy. But this was more like an experiment. I was just tryin to see what the average size and shape were here at the UW.

But I'll just stand there or sit there and look at the girl's boobs that Im talkin to until she notices.

Sometimes, theylll say something, other times theyll just walk away or cover them up, or turn away. But I have had some comments like "Are you having fun there?" followed with a smile, or "Like what you see?"

Anyway, it seems as if my boobs experiment has back-fired on me, now Im addicted to looking at breastuses when I talk to girls and I cant stop. And to make things even worse, some of the girls I know, know what Im up to now and have actually worn more revealing tops just for me.

Any advice or thoughts?

Sincerely,
Blinded by Boobs

**dcardenas** · 10-25-2002, 02:13 PM

Interesting way to get laid. Keep up the good work!

**Ron17** · 10-25-2002, 02:23 PM

Excellent!!! I, too, am addicted to the mammaries...

Have you been slapped yet? That would be funny, if so.

**Southern Bimmer** · 10-25-2002, 02:26 PM

Yeah keep on looking at them. Fuck it. I do all the time. Shit me I dont care though. I ask girls what size and if I have enough balls at the time will ask them to see them. I have learned you never know until you ask. At times girls have actually showed them to me, so get pissed off call me an ass and walk away. Oh well that is just me. I am an outgoing person who doesnt care. So keep looking , might land you some sex.

are good.

**MojoMoto** · 10-25-2002, 02:29 PM

Oh, to be in college again!! If this becomes a problem for you I'll stand in for ya!

**Caymandiver75** · 10-25-2002, 02:29 PM

Thank god for boobies. Incredible how something so common has us so fixated.

**frayed** · 10-25-2002, 02:34 PM

"Are you having fun there?" followed with a smile, or "Like what you see?"

You get comments like that? WTF are you waiting on? I'd hit it.

**E36 M Sedan** · 10-25-2002, 02:38 PM

Man, I will get someone to fill in if you don't finish the job.

They have wron more revealing tops, etc etc...this is the signal to step up your experiment research. Now comes the feeling part. You are researching the difference in firmness on different size breasts. This will call for a complete inspection of them, in a closed door facilities. Just be sure to let all girls know that your research includes many of them.

Also let them know you research needs to show if they change in feeling when another girl is touching them. This will initiate the three way race, hahaha.

Joe

**///MDriver** · 10-25-2002, 02:40 PM

Joe, I think you need to start your own experiment near you

**ClubSport332ti** · 10-25-2002, 02:49 PM

Matt I am a dawg alum too. I have to say go North, you will find all the boobs you need in BC. And most of them will not cover them up, hehe. Also the vu isn't bad either.

**havenlock** · 10-25-2002, 02:58 PM

Ever see that Seinfeld episode where they say that staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. You never look at it for more than a second.

But I too am a victim of this disease. I believe it's called Boobificationism. I go to weekly meetings with big breasted women in an effort to curb my habits. But it only seems to make it worse. Alas, I will not give up in my quest to find a cure. Even if it takes me forever. I just hope my wife understands my illness.

Muahahahha...

And if a girl asked me if I liked what I saw when I saw staring at her jubblies I'd probably splooge.

**E36 M Sedan** · 10-25-2002, 02:59 PM

I actually have some sort of experiment. My girl works somewhere with alot of girls and they don't cover much up, so I get to look all I want. I can also occasionally touch to give my honest opinion. I just didn't wanna rub this in or give too much info about myself out.

I do have a cool girl that will even check out girls with me. But...anything more than checking for firmness and I may be missing something off my body. I wouldn't do that anyway.

Joe

**SvenOdin** · 10-25-2002, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by frayed
"Are you having fun there?" followed with a smile, or "Like what you see?"

You get comments like that? WTF are you waiting on? I'd hit it.

Open inventation!

**vroo//M** · 10-25-2002, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by E36 M Sedan
I actually have some sort of experiment. My girl works somewhere with alot of girls and they don't cover much up, so I get to look all I want. I can also occasionally touch to give my honest opinion. I just didn't wanna rub this in or give too much info about myself out.

I do have a cool girl that will even check out girls with me. But...anything more than checking for firmness and I may be missing something off my body. I wouldn't do that anyway.

Joe

Got any job openings there???

-E-

**R.Stunna** · 10-25-2002, 04:18 PM

You guys wanted big boobies, I give you big boobies

**Ron17** · 10-25-2002, 04:24 PM

There IS such a thing as too big, and that's it... single D's are PLENTY big for my purposes. I'd actually prefer solid C's.

**Greg** · 10-25-2002, 05:33 PM

But common be little bit of a gentleman!

BUY SOME FUCKING SUNGLASSES.... THEN YOU CAN PEEP THINGS OUT

**Matt Jacobson** · 10-25-2002, 07:58 PM

Greg,

One of the boob-staring avoidance techniques Ive come up with is to look over their shoulder. I try to look over and behind their shoulder. Why? Cuz if I look at their eyes, I know when they're looking at me or not--and then I look at their boobs when theyre not looking at me.

The only problem with the over and behind the shoulder technique is when they look at me and are insistent about making eye contact, I find that I am doing the Austin Powers type blinking where Im trying to keep eye contact but Im blinking like 4 times a second to keep from looking down. The minute I look down I stop blinking so I can get a clear view, and then Im busted--no pun intended. ha ha

**SilverStreak** · 10-28-2002, 10:14 AM

If you ever doubt that God is a man, just look at a woman's breasts....

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**havenlock** · 10-28-2002, 10:43 AM

so true...

**Filip75** · 10-28-2002, 11:50 PM

Keep on looking, there's no harm in that

**jsp98m3** · 10-28-2002, 11:52 PM

I can't believe there are no pictures in here. Amazing.....

**Dark Helmet** · 10-29-2002, 12:04 AM

there are a few... I've got a ton. but don't want to upset "ownership" and "administration" so I don't post them any more. oh, I have some wonderful boobie pics... all on my laptop, which is at the office! DOH!

**CruzrM3** · 10-29-2002, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by jsp98m3
I can't believe there are no pictures in here. Amazing.....

Check out the headlights on this chick. I found her on a pseudo-pr0n site and she loves to shake them non-stop. Boy, I don't think people ever get tired of looking at these jugs.

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**joe325i** · 10-29-2002, 06:14 AM

nothing wrong with lookin at em!
aparnlty it exends your life (somebody posted an article about taht on here..)
shit i used to give a girl in my gym class a back massage and i would get yelled at becuase aparently a back massage is the equivlent of sex..
anyways... one day she pulled down her top and was like LOOK WHAT MY BOYFRIEND DID! MY BOOBS ARE BRUISED FROM PURPLE NURPLE!
im like oooooooooo nice... shes like go ahead give me one..
im like
SHIET!
ok!
hehe i loved that gym class
and theres nothing wrogn with starin at em!

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