if you need a laugh

[///M3 NA]

> A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
> around, then spots the
> perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she
> bends to feel the fine
> leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see
> if anyone has noticed
> her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't
> pop up right now.
> As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a
> salesman. "Good day,
> Madame. How may we help you today?"
> Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price
> of this lovely
> vehicle?"
> He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it,
> you are going to shit
> when you hear the price."

[jim m]

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-jim

[Dinan330ic]

that's great, hahaha