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Haha! I think I’ll pass on what’s left of that Titanic.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Here is a weird one from down here:
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...0886872501448/
Looks nice, stock and well cared but... wait a minute, 530tds never existed. So somebody either grabbed an M51 525tds and replaced the numbers or more likely it's an M57 530d and the owner liked the "tds" sounded cooler?
Last edited by crdiscoverer; 05-16-2021 at 12:21 AM.
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This one probably takes the winner for this week.
The guy covers the licence plate otherwise someone may be tempted to locate and steal this "M5".
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...tory_type=post
2010 BMW M6 SMG Coupe * Black Saphire Metallic * Full Leather Merino Black
2019 BMW X3 M40i * Alpine White * Mocha Leather
Former:
1997 BMW 532M (528i with 3.2 S52 engine from E36 M3 / 5 speed manual)
1998 BMW 540i 6 Speed
2003 BMW M5
Diehard E39 driver.
I'd rather die or take a walk before driving an E60 or any BMW made after Y2K.
"Your momma's so ugly she makes Bangle cars look nice"
Man, that guy jacked it up so he wouldn't mess up that godawful looking rear bumper.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
I got to have that wing!
Current Garage Highlights
2003 525iT TiSilver
2002 M5 TiSilver
1998 528i KASCHMIRBEIGE METALLIC (301) (Goldie)
Former Garage Highlights
2005 X5 4.8is
2004 325iTs (2x)
1973 Pantera L
1971 Dodge Dart Swinger "Lite Package"
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack Alpine White
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack GoManGo Green
1969 Road Runner 383
1968 Barracuda Formula S 340 Sea Foam Green
Current Garage Highlights
2003 525iT TiSilver
2002 M5 TiSilver
1998 528i KASCHMIRBEIGE METALLIC (301) (Goldie)
Former Garage Highlights
2005 X5 4.8is
2004 325iTs (2x)
1973 Pantera L
1971 Dodge Dart Swinger "Lite Package"
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack Alpine White
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack GoManGo Green
1969 Road Runner 383
1968 Barracuda Formula S 340 Sea Foam Green
https://offerup.com/item/detail/0752...68556153539841
This dude is dreaming or on some heavy drugs.
The tire in the back seat sums it up.
God that’s just wrong all over. Cringe. Seller is delusional.
98 540i 6, 525 whp, 120 mph 1/4, V3 Si S/C'er @16 psi, W/A I/C, Water/Meth, Supersprint Headers, HJS Cats, 3" Custom Exhaust, UUC Twin Disc, Wavetrac LSD, GC Coil Overs, Monoball TA, AEM FP, Aeromotive FPR, AEM Failsafe AFR/Boost, Style 65's w/275's, M5 Steering Box, Eibach Sways, M3 Shifter, Evans Coolant, 85 Deg Stat, PWM Fan, 10" Subs, B.A. speakers, Grom Aux/BT, Still Rolling as my DD!
I know what I have
Yeah, some skid marks on the already falling apart headliner. I feel bad for the car being more used up than a $5 prostitute by a 7-11.
Lol, He’s got two more ads on there, price dropped to $5,000, then $4000. Must need more drugs, the shakes are getting real bad. Damn car doesn’t have anything that matches on it. The stupids have gotten more stupid.
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Another funny part, he claims the engine was newly rebuilt, 130,000 miles ago.
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$800 - hes paying me to take that. Cant imagine what is living in that
https://offerup.com/item/detail/269e...46646180288533
Okay, which one of you is selling this? $10,000 is too much.
Love how he posts a picture of why the front bumper is all booger’d up from backing into his tiny driveway everyday, not to mention the wet gutter, directly underneath the car, what looks like a leak. San Diego, probably related to the moron in Anaheim.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue
Damn there goes my secret location....
Take a look at that garage. I see a ceiling fan and a washer! Must be a "short term" rental location found on the Rich and Famous market.
Last edited by StephenVA; 03-28-2022 at 09:57 AM.
Current Garage Highlights
2003 525iT TiSilver
2002 M5 TiSilver
1998 528i KASCHMIRBEIGE METALLIC (301) (Goldie)
Former Garage Highlights
2005 X5 4.8is
2004 325iTs (2x)
1973 Pantera L
1971 Dodge Dart Swinger "Lite Package"
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack Alpine White
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack GoManGo Green
1969 Road Runner 383
1968 Barracuda Formula S 340 Sea Foam Green
That red/orange valve cover and the crappy hood are sure to bring him $10K, and it’s got a cooper ring(?) head gasket too.
Me thinks it looks like a $3K part out job.
Last edited by JimLev; 03-30-2022 at 03:11 PM.
Some more craziness in California:
https://offerup.co/OGlQUrR0fqb
It appears to come with a sex toy attached on the emergency brake lever.
Morons
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
I want that steering wheel and trim. Talk about “upgrades”!
Current Garage Highlights
2003 525iT TiSilver
2002 M5 TiSilver
1998 528i KASCHMIRBEIGE METALLIC (301) (Goldie)
Former Garage Highlights
2005 X5 4.8is
2004 325iTs (2x)
1973 Pantera L
1971 Dodge Dart Swinger "Lite Package"
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack Alpine White
1970 Dodge Challenger T/A 340 Six Pack GoManGo Green
1969 Road Runner 383
1968 Barracuda Formula S 340 Sea Foam Green
And he want’s to sell the heap to start his detailing business.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Not E39 but deserves an honorable mention for most delusional seller
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/c...493913300.html
would love to have him demonstrate the "bulletproof windows".
Last edited by ross1; 06-08-2022 at 01:14 PM.
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue
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