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Thread: Should we have a section to post E39 worse possible ads

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    Haha! I think I’ll pass on what’s left of that Titanic.
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    Here is a weird one from down here:

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...0886872501448/

    Looks nice, stock and well cared but... wait a minute, 530tds never existed. So somebody either grabbed an M51 525tds and replaced the numbers or more likely it's an M57 530d and the owner liked the "tds" sounded cooler?

    Last edited by crdiscoverer; 05-16-2021 at 12:21 AM.
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    This one probably takes the winner for this week.
    The guy covers the licence plate otherwise someone may be tempted to locate and steal this "M5".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMW540san View Post
    This one probably takes the winner for this week.
    The guy covers the licence plate otherwise someone may be tempted to locate and steal this "M5".
    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...tory_type=post
    He’d be lucky to get $500 for that turd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crdiscoverer View Post
    Here is a weird one from down here:

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...0886872501448/

    Looks nice, stock and well cared but... wait a minute, 530tds never existed. So somebody either grabbed an M51 525tds and replaced the numbers or more likely it's an M57 530d and the owner liked the "tds" sounded cooler?

    I hand a touring like that, it was a 530d. Same interior specs. The dumbest thing I've done it's probably having sold her.

    On other note, would you look at the crazy ride height of that car! I'd love to know what he's running.
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    Man, that guy jacked it up so he wouldn't mess up that godawful looking rear bumper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLev View Post
    Snotty, need some parts for your touring rebuild??

    Attachment 690299
    All that is needed is a little JBWeld and some buffing pads...
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    https://offerup.com/item/detail/0752...68556153539841

    This dude is dreaming or on some heavy drugs.

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    The tire in the back seat sums it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GZilla View Post
    https://offerup.com/item/detail/0752...68556153539841

    This dude is dreaming or on some heavy drugs.
    LOL, $8K...yes must be on some heavy drugs.
    $800 would be more realistic.

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    God that’s just wrong all over. Cringe. Seller is delusional.
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    “I know what I have”

    Yeah, some skid marks on the already falling apart headliner. I feel bad for the car being more used up than a $5 prostitute by a 7-11.

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    Lol, He’s got two more ads on there, price dropped to $5,000, then $4000. Must need more drugs, the shakes are getting real bad. Damn car doesn’t have anything that matches on it. The stupids have gotten more stupid.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Another funny part, he claims the engine was newly rebuilt, 130,000 miles ago.
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    $800 - he’s paying me to take that. Can’t imagine what is living in that

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    https://offerup.com/item/detail/269e...46646180288533

    Okay, which one of you is selling this? $10,000 is too much.

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    Love how he posts a picture of why the front bumper is all booger’d up from backing into his tiny driveway everyday, not to mention the wet gutter, directly underneath the car, what looks like a leak. San Diego, probably related to the moron in Anaheim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GZilla View Post
    “I know what I have”

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    What he has is a firm grip on that refuge from the junkyard.
    The sight of it makes it hard to imagine that it was once shiny and new.
    I feel much better about the rust spots and dings on my old heaps.

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    Damn there goes my secret location....

    Take a look at that garage. I see a ceiling fan and a washer! Must be a "short term" rental location found on the Rich and Famous market.
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    That red/orange valve cover and the crappy hood are sure to bring him $10K, and it’s got a cooper ring(?) head gasket too.
    Me thinks it looks like a $3K part out job.
    Last edited by JimLev; 03-30-2022 at 03:11 PM.

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    Some more craziness in California:
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    It appears to come with a sex toy attached on the emergency brake lever.

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    I want that steering wheel and trim. Talk about “upgrades”!
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    And he want’s to sell the heap to start his detailing business.
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    Not E39 but deserves an honorable mention for most delusional seller
    https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/c...493913300.html
    would love to have him demonstrate the "bulletproof windows".
    Last edited by ross1; 06-08-2022 at 01:14 PM.

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