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    Here is a great site for looking at offsets on wheels, and how changing the offset, places the wheel where the new set up puts it.

    https://wheelssize.com/wheel-offset/bmw/528/2000/
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    Jesus, just when you think it can’t get any worse, Brandon the idiot, is about to celebrate the passing of his inflation reduction joke of a bill…. In the meantime, I’m watching the ticker showing that the DOW just dropped a thousand points, and still dropping, 1019.55 now, since I started writing this….. Let go Brandon! Go give yourself a huge pat on the back, this is all you, you imbecile! Good job!
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    ^_can’t wait for November.

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    Yep! I watched about a couple minutes of his schmiel full of lies…. Jeez, I wanted to hurl my beer at my tv. Can’t November come quick enough…. But the best part will be when he gets his butt tossed out of the White House, then we can go back to living our lives, and sleeping good at night.
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    Oh my God! You guys know how I love those Singer Porsche 911’s, these Guntherwerks 993’s are the next evolution of my wet dreams….



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    Some more porn from the Guntherwerks factory.

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    Nice, just watched all 3 videos. I’d love to get seats like those for my hotrod.

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    I’ve been slacking, but took a break and found this new one! This race was streamed live on September 24, 2022

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    Race #2 streamed live the next day, 9/25/22 Love these old vintage races.

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    How long you gone this time?
    The wages of sin, is expulsion, or big time out.
    You have your very own thread where you won't have any problems, why venture out.
    Mask up and stay home!!

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    Pretty sure he only got the boot for 10 days so he should have been back by now.

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    He moved to Jersey so his brain is slowly being eaten away...

    Naa, I spoke with him earlier this week, he is alive and busy as always...
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    Hoping he does return.

    The Singer Porsche's are some of the most stunning cars i've ever seen.
    The craftsmanship is unbelievable.


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    I wasn’t trusted with a gun so the police forced me to sell it. Glock 23 with S&W ammo. Great little gun but for home protection I think i would buy a shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kallekula View Post
    I wasn’t trusted with a gun so the police forced me to sell it. Glock 23 with S&W ammo. Great little gun but for home protection I think i would buy a shotgun.
    At one point I had my wife convinced we should get a sawed off 410.
    Last edited by JimLev; 11-29-2022 at 11:09 PM. Reason: Typo

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    The shorter the better. Easy to “get stuck” in a door opening or something if one runs around inside the house with a long frikkin rifle or shotgun.

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    Ah man what did the snot get convinced for this time.

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    Pissed on someone one too many times...... Needs a calming Button on his responses that slows down posts and deletes face slaps and butt kicks.
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    1971 Dodge Dart Swinger "Lite Package"
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    Well I guess he had it coming, he gone for good?

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    See Jim for that answer
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenVA View Post
    Pissed on someone one too many times...... Needs a calming Button on his responses that slows down posts and deletes face slaps and butt kicks.
    One of the Mods over on the 3 series forum gave him a 10 day suspension. That should have ended a while ago.
    I haven’t talked to Snotty in a while but do remember him saying if he got bounced again he may not be coming back.
    I’ve told him more than once to read what he wrote, think about it for a few minutes before hitting the post button.

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    was wondering where the heck he was. dassalongban

    didn't see what happened but it musta been epic. firing' off snottrockets. LOL.

    haven't talked to him in a while either. still owe him some misc e39 stuff I promised him a loooooong time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagons ho View Post
    How long you gone this time?
    The wages of sin, is expulsion, or big time out.
    You have your very own thread where you won't have any problems, why venture out.
    Mask up and stay home!!
    I’m back! MauiWoweeM3 got all butthurt cause I screwed with one of his idiot minions from the E36 pages.
    Kinda stupid, he tosses me out for “Extreme Rudeness, and posting the idiots personal info, which, was right off of his profile, right there in front of everybody, for everyone to see. The hell is wrong with these easily butthurt morons these days??? To top it off, I got banned for all that time, but it was supposed to be lifted on the sixth of January, ban was lifted on about the 20th of January, or so, all that for:…

    Some guy was selling a grey market E36 wagon on the classifieds, and a couple guys were ooowing, and ahhhhwing about it, and some dude chimes in asking if the car would pass California emissions, well DUH!!! Of course it won’t, then some dimwit bunghole butt buddy of MauiWowwee comes up with “Too bad, the only people that would be interested in that car are from California…., and you all know how I feel about dimwits in California, and the rest was history. Screw all the dimwits out there, you all know who you are.

    Anyway, I just did another thing that I shouldn’t do, I had a nice big steak off of the grille, but that’s another story, those that know me, know why I should abstain from red meat…., but turned on the youtubes, and saw the latest edition from our friend the Sreten, put out another M539 video, and surprise, surprise! It’s a new project, an E39 530 wagon! So was watching it, and got to 11:35 mins into the video, thought I’d post it on here because it made me laugh!! Lol…

    Last edited by BimmrMeUpSnotty; 02-25-2023 at 09:21 PM.
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    Wow a heated steering wheel lol
    Got to be third world frozen issues

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    Yep, and them big MickeyMouse ear folding E38 style mirrors.
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