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    Question Tow hook License plate holder

    I don't see the e39 540 on here but I do see the M5, would this fit an M5 rep bumper? Or is the actual tow hook a different size from the 540i

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Front-Bum...&wl13=&veh=sem

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    Well, I'll let you guys know how it goes

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    If you fart in your E39, are you gonna start a thread about how the leather seat took it like champ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BimmrMeUpSnotty View Post
    If you fart in your E39, are you gonna start a thread about how the leather seat took it like champ?
    Only if you'd reply to the thread

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    Don’t bother, you’ve already started way too many, and they all seem like a fart in the seat thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BimmrMeUpSnotty View Post
    If you fart in your E39, are you gonna start a thread about how the leather seat took it like champ?
    In order for a seat to take it like a champ, it has to be a fabric of some kind. This allows for the injection of said fart, allowing for revisits if the aroma for the next half dozen time the seat is sat in.
    Leather seats tend to be more reflecting, and in some cases, amplifying. Those days of quietly blasting one into the seat undetected to slowly seep out throughout the journey are past...
    Leather seats will direct the steam of gas directly along the path of least resistance, directly into the cabin delivering an instant wave of regret for any unsuspecting occupants (that aren't already stashed in the boot/trunk).
    At least the cleanup in the event of a follow through is easier.

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    The real question here is why would you spend $30 on the one from walmart when you could buy it off eBay for $10?

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    Bwaaahahaha! Sounds like a good fart study, Google was your friend? Yes? Fart on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StRaNgEdAyS View Post
    In order for a seat to take it like a champ, it has to be a fabric of some kind. This allows for the injection of said fart, allowing for revisits if the aroma for the next half dozen time the seat is sat in.
    Leather seats tend to be more reflecting, and in some cases, amplifying. Those days of quietly blasting one into the seat undetected to slowly seep out throughout the journey are past...
    Leather seats will direct the steam of gas directly along the path of least resistance, directly into the cabin delivering an instant wave of regret for any unsuspecting occupants (that aren't already stashed in the boot/trunk).
    At least the cleanup in the event of a follow through is easier.

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    Bwahahaha!! You guys are crazy! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StRaNgEdAyS View Post
    In order for a seat to take it like a champ, it has to be a fabric of some kind. This allows for the injection of said fart, allowing for revisits if the aroma for the next half dozen time the seat is sat in.
    Leather seats tend to be more reflecting, and in some cases, amplifying. Those days of quietly blasting one into the seat undetected to slowly seep out throughout the journey are past...
    Leather seats will direct the steam of gas directly along the path of least resistance, directly into the cabin delivering an instant wave of regret for any unsuspecting occupants (that aren't already stashed in the boot/trunk).
    At least the cleanup in the event of a follow through is easier.

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    LOL, well said StRa. I'd love to add more info but being a Mod I guess I'll have to pass.
    I bet if GG see this he'll add to the stench.
    I see Manny has read this post....unlike him to not add some words of wisdom.

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