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  1. 12-16-2017, 11:06 AM #1
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    Need pic of trunk placard "how to properly stow 3 dead hookers"

    Hi,

    I had the golf bags uninstalled from my trunk so that I could use it for other purposes. Does anyone know how to properly stow 3 bodies?

    Last edited by topaz540i; 12-16-2017 at 11:08 AM.
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  2. 12-16-2017, 11:12 AM #2
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    i found how to stow a "super fat chic" but it doesn't fit my needs

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    ~2001 540i/6speed~
    Schmiedman M5 headers, SPEC stage2+ kevlar clutch, JBR 11lb lightweight flywheel, ESS Tuning m60 manifold software tune, 3" SS freeflow OBX catback, afe cold air intake, m60 intake manifold, Cdv delete, powerflex urethane sway bar bushings, M5 rear sway bar ,Autozone replacement driver side blinker light bulb, 545 short shifter zhp weighted, "dsc off" sticker, m5 3.15 lsd differential, m5 chassis rods, akebono ceramic pads, G2 caliper epoxy, ecs braided lines, BC-Racing br-plus series w/swift springs 8/6~
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  3. 12-16-2017, 01:35 PM #3
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    Looks like a fun project. I might be down for making the art. What are the dimensions of the current placard? Would you like the image to portray an e39 instead of the e60?
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  4. 12-16-2017, 03:21 PM #4
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  5. 12-16-2017, 04:22 PM #5
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    Here's another illustration that shows a different layout just in case you like your hookers on the "petite" side:

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    ok I think we now have all of our bases covered for any size or quantity of body.
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