Oh...My...Lord...

[OldBavarian]

I know its not an E36, but close enough. Not sure if I should laugh or cry. Another PepBoys sticker-aisle hot rod. I've only ever seen these things on Hyundai Accents and Cavaliers owned by 14 year olds or homosexual old men. Guess there is a first for everything.

[JEC928]

Doesn't even crack the top 10 for E46-based styling abominations.

[spyderg0d]

Eh. I've been paid to do worse.

[OldBavarian]

Eh. I've been paid to do worse.

The "Lake pipes on a Lancer" type of worse? Because that happened once. I had a guy bring me a base model Lancer and wanted fake lake pipes on the side.

I asked him "Uh, on this car?"

He said "Well what car did you think I meant?"

I replied "I thought you might've meant like a, '49 Mercury or something you have in a storage garage?"

Lol, needless to say I didn't take that job.

[MisterM52]

Why Oh Lord, Why you do this!! I don't understand.

May Odin Grant you strength to smite this abomination as he giveth me strength to crush and smite thy utter filthy kiwis that be all.

[M3blitkrieg]

I once copied the leaf blower supercharged system from the internet dudes on a 92 ford escort. It wouldn't of been so bad if I wasn't on a week long drunk vacation binder and got way to into it. I sealed the leaf blowers in fiberglass caverns with aftermarket N. O. S. caps on the hood. I pin striped a bunch of horrible kindergarten like drawn designs on the car like a fresh tattoo artists guinea pig. Spray painted the rims neon orange. Best non drifting drift car ever. I won every race because no one wanted to be seen lineing up with it. Lesson, do what it takes to win. Even if you shouldn't be allowed to walk out of fear of public safety.

[jmo69]

I know its not an E36, but close enough. Not sure if I should laugh or cry. Another PepBoys sticker-aisle hot rod. I've only ever seen these things on Hyundai Accents and Cavaliers owned by 14 year olds or homosexual old men. Guess there is a first for everything.

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Maybe he/she's trying to make it look like a Buick.

[Pyropete82]

First thing I saw was the cop in the background, so I had to read to find what this was about. Let his be the worst you've seen. I see more buicks out here that are valued at scrap metal with $4k chromed out 22" rims....stupidest thing ever, they must ride like crap too


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[spyderg0d]

Oh no.. Don't say that to a Buick guy. "the 3800 was the best engine ever produced! ".. Makes me want to vomit. ... They call them sleep machines in my area. Lol. I'm not sure if because they are faster than expected or because old ppl that fall asleep behind the wheel drive them? Either way, always watch out for Buick's wandering, they are just as bad as mustangs and crowds.

[MisterM52]

I know its not an E36, but close enough. Not sure if I should laugh or cry. Another PepBoys sticker-aisle hot rod. I've only ever seen these things on Hyundai Accents and Cavaliers owned by 14 year olds or homosexual old men. Guess there is a first for everything.

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Maybe he/she's trying to make it look like a Buick.

I think hes from Bowie, Arizona. the owner and the tubby clown with the funny shades and facial expression of having diaharriah cramps in his funny blue uniform and.

How are ya doing Jmo, long time

[B320i]

I've seen an E39 in my area parked up with... Bullet hole stickers on the bonnet and sides of the vehicle.

Why... JUST WHY!?

[MParallel]

Doesn't even crack the top 10 for E46-based styling abominations.

Indeed, not even close.

For that, we go to the infamous page of Jimmy 540i

http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

[spyderg0d]

I feel like there's a severe issue with the order in that list. Chrome strips should not be above the back to the future car. There's many missorder here.

[spyderg0d]

But in actuallity. Im just happy no one has notufied the pages editor of my build. But then again he seems fixated on a hatred of wings.