Bmw e90 335i abs dsc

[Danielmunoz96]

I parked my BMW 2008 for about a month with out running it with no codes or warning and I was gonna turn it on today just to see ABS DSC and start off assist off and when I try to turn it on the lights, dash and everything just flickers and it doesn't start.. HELP!

[bmwdirtracer]

You have insufficient electricity. Is that battery original? Because, if so, it's several years overdue for replacement.

[SlackTube]

Unfavorable customer driving profile. Prolonged parking periods causing insufficient voltage.
you need a battery as dirtracer stated.