Thread: The E39 Off-Topic lounge ***NO PROFANITY***.

  1. #6426
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    17,072
    My Cars
    SR-71 Blackbird
    ^ What's your number?



  2. #6427
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    North OC, CA
    Posts
    3,333
    My Cars
    01 M5 TiAg/M1SW
    Quote Originally Posted by auaq View Post
    ^ What's your number?
    In my craigslist post
    Nate J.

    (oOO\ (|||)º(|||) /OOo)
    Titanium Silver/Black Nappa Full 07-18-2001 E39 M5 Heritage (BZ99672). 198,000mi+. Increasing daily. Engine rebuild thread.
    (eŌō\ (||||)º(||||) / ōŌe)
    Alpineweiss III/Black Merino Full 03-26-2007 E60 M5 Manual (CX08265). 157,000+. Dead starter -_-

    RIP, Seabiscuit. Black Sapphire/Schwarz 03-11-2003 530iA Sport (CK39185). T-boned 03-01-2017 at 155,861mi.
    Take 2 "Otto" - Toledo Blue/Sandbeige 04-25-2002 530iA Sport (CH98032). Sold 11-10-2017 at 147,743mi.
    Take 3 "Manuel" - Toledo Blue/Grau 10-29-2001 530i5 Sport (CE92358). Sold 02-01-2019 at 217,600mi. I regret that. Build Log
    Reliable P.O.S. - Green/gray 1995 Camry V6 LE. 270k mi. Sold for space.

  3. #6428
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Location
    Perrysburg, Ohio
    Posts
    392
    My Cars
    1999 BMW M3
    Not to mention that they love to go by KBB value's. This isn't your average Honda.
    Current
    1999 BMW M3/2/5 cosmos/black vaders

    Past
    2000 BMW M5, Jetblack
    1995 BMW M3/2/5, Alpine white
    1997 BMW 328/5, Boston green
    2005 BMW 330/6 ZHP, Silbergrau
    1999 BMW 540/6, Cashmere beige
    2000 BMW 328/5, 144k miles sienna red (slicktop)
    1995 BMW Dinan M3/2/5, Dakar yellow (I regret it)
    2002 BMW 530iA sport, Jetblack
    2001 BMW 530iA sport, cosmos
    2002 BMW 530iA, sterlinggrau

  4. #6429
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    North OC, CA
    Posts
    3,333
    My Cars
    01 M5 TiAg/M1SW
    Quote Originally Posted by Ajcanadian View Post
    Not to mention that they love to go by KBB value's. This isn't your average Honda.
    Seriously. Cars.com sent me a "cash" offer. Of $1500. I got a call from KBB a few minutes later. Laughed in the dude's face.
    Nate J.

    (oOO\ (|||)º(|||) /OOo)
    Titanium Silver/Black Nappa Full 07-18-2001 E39 M5 Heritage (BZ99672). 198,000mi+. Increasing daily. Engine rebuild thread.
    (eŌō\ (||||)º(||||) / ōŌe)
    Alpineweiss III/Black Merino Full 03-26-2007 E60 M5 Manual (CX08265). 157,000+. Dead starter -_-

    RIP, Seabiscuit. Black Sapphire/Schwarz 03-11-2003 530iA Sport (CK39185). T-boned 03-01-2017 at 155,861mi.
    Take 2 "Otto" - Toledo Blue/Sandbeige 04-25-2002 530iA Sport (CH98032). Sold 11-10-2017 at 147,743mi.
    Take 3 "Manuel" - Toledo Blue/Grau 10-29-2001 530i5 Sport (CE92358). Sold 02-01-2019 at 217,600mi. I regret that. Build Log
    Reliable P.O.S. - Green/gray 1995 Camry V6 LE. 270k mi. Sold for space.

  5. #6430
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    17,072
    My Cars
    SR-71 Blackbird
    Yeah, I'm an injineer too.




  6. #6431
    Join Date
    Jun 2016
    Location
    Perrysburg, Ohio
    Posts
    392
    My Cars
    1999 BMW M3
    Quote Originally Posted by computiNATEor View Post
    Seriously. Cars.com sent me a "cash" offer. Of $1500. I got a call from KBB a few minutes later. Laughed in the dude's face.
    Highest offer I've got an offer for 3500 that was over on facebook. I wonder if these people actually have the cash or not.
    Current
    1999 BMW M3/2/5 cosmos/black vaders

    Past
    2000 BMW M5, Jetblack
    1995 BMW M3/2/5, Alpine white
    1997 BMW 328/5, Boston green
    2005 BMW 330/6 ZHP, Silbergrau
    1999 BMW 540/6, Cashmere beige
    2000 BMW 328/5, 144k miles sienna red (slicktop)
    1995 BMW Dinan M3/2/5, Dakar yellow (I regret it)
    2002 BMW 530iA sport, Jetblack
    2001 BMW 530iA sport, cosmos
    2002 BMW 530iA, sterlinggrau

  7. #6432
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    North OC, CA
    Posts
    3,333
    My Cars
    01 M5 TiAg/M1SW
    Note to self. Don't drive like this: https://i.imgur.com/3HYNNGz.gifv
    Nate J.

    (oOO\ (|||)º(|||) /OOo)
    Titanium Silver/Black Nappa Full 07-18-2001 E39 M5 Heritage (BZ99672). 198,000mi+. Increasing daily. Engine rebuild thread.
    (eŌō\ (||||)º(||||) / ōŌe)
    Alpineweiss III/Black Merino Full 03-26-2007 E60 M5 Manual (CX08265). 157,000+. Dead starter -_-

    RIP, Seabiscuit. Black Sapphire/Schwarz 03-11-2003 530iA Sport (CK39185). T-boned 03-01-2017 at 155,861mi.
    Take 2 "Otto" - Toledo Blue/Sandbeige 04-25-2002 530iA Sport (CH98032). Sold 11-10-2017 at 147,743mi.
    Take 3 "Manuel" - Toledo Blue/Grau 10-29-2001 530i5 Sport (CE92358). Sold 02-01-2019 at 217,600mi. I regret that. Build Log
    Reliable P.O.S. - Green/gray 1995 Camry V6 LE. 270k mi. Sold for space.

  8. #6433
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Caboolture, Q, Australia
    Posts
    973
    My Cars
    E39 535i
    What the??

    Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder

  9. #6434
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    Posts
    17,072
    My Cars
    SR-71 Blackbird
    Should buff right out ...



  10. #6435
    geargrinder's Avatar
    geargrinder is offline Having No Trouble Here BMW CCA Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    AndoverRockport MA & Intl
    Posts
    14,856
    My Cars
    E46M3Cic E39.540iT E84X1
    Quote Originally Posted by computiNATEor View Post
    I hate Craigslist. Lots of texts from people who want information.
    Yeah I hate it for the opposite reason. D-bag sellers who never respond becauze they either sold the item but won't take the ad down, or, are complete morons who don't know how to keep the CL emails from going in their spam box, or, are total scammers or psycho weirdos.

    There's a guy w/ something for sale right now that I'm vaguely interested in but his ad is a crazy long whacko rant (after a different long rant about how great and super special his items are...) about how you better not god damn ask him how much he is asking for the thing or ask if its still available because then he'll delete all your emails and set fire to your car and send contract killers to take out your entire family rant rant rant rant rant and he ONLY WANTS TO TRADE FOR A GUITAR so DON'T ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE WANTS IN CASH YOU A-HOLES!!! despite the fact that of course if I or anybody wants to give him the right amount of cash he could go out and buy whatever stupid guitar he wants and have money left over for lunch and beer.

    CL psychos.

    Unfortunately with eBay going away from being a used-stuff-auction site, CL is the only thing left at the moment. I kinda feel we are waiting for a re-emergence of a better CL/eBay player at the moment. eBay used to work pretty well but they've decided they want to be all about retail sellers and mostly new stuff, and want to downplay and discourage the private-seller-garage-sale stuff that they were founded for.
    2003 M3CicM6 TiAg
    2002 540iT Sport Vortech S/C 6MT LSD TiAg
    2008 Audi A3 2.0T DSG (the daily beater)
    2014 BMW X1 xDrive28i (wifemobile)

    Former:

    1985 MB Euro graymarket 300SL
    1995.5 Audi S6 Avant (utility/winter billetturbobattlewagen)


  11. #6436
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    ME, CT
    Posts
    206
    My Cars
    03 530i 5MT, 535xiT 6MT
    What is the informal term for a roof box/cargo box that I can't think of? I've heard it before and haven't been able to remember it for about a month. Please stop me from going mentally insane... oops, too late.
    Check out my car blog here: exhaustfumes.blog
    Gone: 1995 525i5, 1995 740iA, 2006 S60R 6MT, 2000 540iT, 1999 ML320, 2007 335i6

  12. #6437
    geargrinder's Avatar
    geargrinder is offline Having No Trouble Here BMW CCA Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    AndoverRockport MA & Intl
    Posts
    14,856
    My Cars
    E46M3Cic E39.540iT E84X1
    A "composite topside crapcarrier podule" is what we call them around here.
    2003 M3CicM6 TiAg
    2002 540iT Sport Vortech S/C 6MT LSD TiAg
    2008 Audi A3 2.0T DSG (the daily beater)
    2014 BMW X1 xDrive28i (wifemobile)

    Former:

    1985 MB Euro graymarket 300SL
    1995.5 Audi S6 Avant (utility/winter billetturbobattlewagen)


  13. #6438
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    ME, CT
    Posts
    206
    My Cars
    03 530i 5MT, 535xiT 6MT
    Quote Originally Posted by geargrinder View Post
    A "composite topside crapcarrier podule" is what we call them around here.
    That's your informal term??? I guess you learn new things every day...
    Check out my car blog here: exhaustfumes.blog
    Gone: 1995 525i5, 1995 740iA, 2006 S60R 6MT, 2000 540iT, 1999 ML320, 2007 335i6

  14. #6439
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Caboolture, Q, Australia
    Posts
    973
    My Cars
    E39 535i
    Quote Originally Posted by geargrinder View Post
    Yeah I hate it for the opposite reason. D-bag sellers who never respond becauze they either sold the item but won't take the ad down, or, are complete morons who don't know how to keep the CL emails from going in their spam box, or, are total scammers or psycho weirdos.

    There's a guy w/ something for sale right now that I'm vaguely interested in but his ad is a crazy long whacko rant (after a different long rant about how great and super special his items are...) about how you better not god damn ask him how much he is asking for the thing or ask if its still available because then he'll delete all your emails and set fire to your car and send contract killers to take out your entire family rant rant rant rant rant and he ONLY WANTS TO TRADE FOR A GUITAR so DON'T ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE WANTS IN CASH YOU A-HOLES!!! despite the fact that of course if I or anybody wants to give him the right amount of cash he could go out and buy whatever stupid guitar he wants and have money left over for lunch and beer.

    CL psychos.

    Unfortunately with eBay going away from being a used-stuff-auction site, CL is the only thing left at the moment. I kinda feel we are waiting for a re-emergence of a better CL/eBay player at the moment. eBay used to work pretty well but they've decided they want to be all about retail sellers and mostly new stuff, and want to downplay and discourage the private-seller-garage-sale stuff that they were founded for.
    Do you guys have Gumtree over there?

    Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder

  15. #6440
    geargrinder's Avatar
    geargrinder is offline Having No Trouble Here BMW CCA Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    AndoverRockport MA & Intl
    Posts
    14,856
    My Cars
    E46M3Cic E39.540iT E84X1
    Quote Originally Posted by lucas999 View Post
    That's your informal term??? I guess you learn new things every day...
    Correct. The formal term would be The Right Honorable Composite Topside Crapcarrier Podule Esquire.
    2003 M3CicM6 TiAg
    2002 540iT Sport Vortech S/C 6MT LSD TiAg
    2008 Audi A3 2.0T DSG (the daily beater)
    2014 BMW X1 xDrive28i (wifemobile)

    Former:

    1985 MB Euro graymarket 300SL
    1995.5 Audi S6 Avant (utility/winter billetturbobattlewagen)


  16. #6441
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    ME, CT
    Posts
    206
    My Cars
    03 530i 5MT, 535xiT 6MT
    Quote Originally Posted by geargrinder View Post
    Correct. The formal term would be The Right Honorable Composite Topside Crapcarrier Podule Esquire.
    You sound like a really fun crowd...
    Check out my car blog here: exhaustfumes.blog
    Gone: 1995 525i5, 1995 740iA, 2006 S60R 6MT, 2000 540iT, 1999 ML320, 2007 335i6

  17. #6442
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    VA
    Posts
    18,137
    My Cars
    E63AMG/Z31/Tacoma/F31
    I know we had some Nissan fans in here. If anyone is interested in tagging along...

    https://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/s...(future)-build

  18. #6443
    JimLev's Avatar
    JimLev is offline Artifically Aspirated Moderator
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Sundance Mesa, NM
    Posts
    19,852
    My Cars
    00 540/6, '16 Highlander
    Quote Originally Posted by StRaNgEdAyS View Post
    Do you guys have Gumtree over there?

    Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder
    Nope, wrong part of the world.

  19. #6444
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Los Gatos, CA
    Posts
    2,795
    My Cars
    05 330i
    I can't believe I said goodbye to e39 over a year ago now. Yet im still here
    05 330i Alpine White
    Past:
    02 330i Titanium Silver
    R56 MCS
    00 540i6

  20. #6445
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
    Posts
    2,582
    My Cars
    01 750il, E38/9 Parts
    Quote Originally Posted by justinca540i View Post
    I can't believe I said goodbye to e39 over a year ago now. Yet im still here
    But 11 months of that were you saying "I think I'm gonna get XXX car" on here XD

    Sent from my Nexus 6P using Tapatalk
    --- 750il Maintenance/Restoration Thread --- E38/9 Parts Cars --- YouTube Channel ---



  21. #6446
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Vista, CA
    Posts
    109
    My Cars
    1996 BMW 328is
    Shout out to the debadged, silver E39 with black wheels driving on the 15 towards San Diego this morning. Your exhaust sounded great and your car looked awesome. Made my drive more bearable.
    Last edited by LunaVyohr; 10-23-2017 at 03:12 PM.

  22. #6447
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    North OC, CA
    Posts
    3,333
    My Cars
    01 M5 TiAg/M1SW
    Grr. Just when I get the 530i5 fixed its DSP amp dies. Yay.
    Nate J.

    (oOO\ (|||)º(|||) /OOo)
    Titanium Silver/Black Nappa Full 07-18-2001 E39 M5 Heritage (BZ99672). 198,000mi+. Increasing daily. Engine rebuild thread.
    (eŌō\ (||||)º(||||) / ōŌe)
    Alpineweiss III/Black Merino Full 03-26-2007 E60 M5 Manual (CX08265). 157,000+. Dead starter -_-

    RIP, Seabiscuit. Black Sapphire/Schwarz 03-11-2003 530iA Sport (CK39185). T-boned 03-01-2017 at 155,861mi.
    Take 2 "Otto" - Toledo Blue/Sandbeige 04-25-2002 530iA Sport (CH98032). Sold 11-10-2017 at 147,743mi.
    Take 3 "Manuel" - Toledo Blue/Grau 10-29-2001 530i5 Sport (CE92358). Sold 02-01-2019 at 217,600mi. I regret that. Build Log
    Reliable P.O.S. - Green/gray 1995 Camry V6 LE. 270k mi. Sold for space.

  23. #6448
    geargrinder's Avatar
    geargrinder is offline Having No Trouble Here BMW CCA Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    AndoverRockport MA & Intl
    Posts
    14,856
    My Cars
    E46M3Cic E39.540iT E84X1
    Frikkin craigslist. Always fun to waste 2hrs meeting up to find a counterfeit and have to listen to a phony “golly well I don’t really know cuz uh I got it from another guy” BS story.
    2003 M3CicM6 TiAg
    2002 540iT Sport Vortech S/C 6MT LSD TiAg
    2008 Audi A3 2.0T DSG (the daily beater)
    2014 BMW X1 xDrive28i (wifemobile)

    Former:

    1985 MB Euro graymarket 300SL
    1995.5 Audi S6 Avant (utility/winter billetturbobattlewagen)


  24. #6449
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Caboolture, Q, Australia
    Posts
    973
    My Cars
    E39 535i
    Quote Originally Posted by geargrinder View Post
    Frikkin craigslist. Always fun to waste 2hrs meeting up to find a counterfeit and have to listen to a phony “golly well I don’t really know cuz uh I got it from another guy” BS story.
    What were you looking for?
    Craigslist over here is pretty much just populated by scammers, theives, and people looking to trade sex for drugs...
    A shining example of society if I do say so myself

    Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder

  25. #6450
    geargrinder's Avatar
    geargrinder is offline Having No Trouble Here BMW CCA Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    AndoverRockport MA & Intl
    Posts
    14,856
    My Cars
    E46M3Cic E39.540iT E84X1
    Was an electric guitar. What's been happening these days is guys take real branded guitars, unbolt the neck, then screw it onto a generic body w generic parts, then pretend it's that's the original, while they part out the real-deal body and parts separately as "genuine parts". Because the neck is the only thing that's immediately eyeball branded and identifiable and has the SN on it, to a light eyeball and/or without disassembly, to a rube, the frankenjunk "partscaster" appears to be the real deal.

    They also will fake the neck itself w a generic unit and apply repro decals to it but that's much harder to do convincingly.

    This one was a decently nice real neck, but on a mediocre quality body with inaccurate routing for the hardware, and poorly assembled with bad screw setting etc. by whoever did it, and between those 2 issues the parts didn't really fit properly in several places. Maybe I should have bought it anyway just for the neck, and probably I should have made a low-ball offer at the very least, but the guy kept insisting it was real and proper and that he didn't want to negotiate and I didn't want to validate his scam by buying it.
    2003 M3CicM6 TiAg
    2002 540iT Sport Vortech S/C 6MT LSD TiAg
    2008 Audi A3 2.0T DSG (the daily beater)
    2014 BMW X1 xDrive28i (wifemobile)

    Former:

    1985 MB Euro graymarket 300SL
    1995.5 Audi S6 Avant (utility/winter billetturbobattlewagen)


Page 258 of 341 FirstFirst ... 158208233248249250251252253254255256257258259260261262263264265266267268283308 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. The E39 Off-Topic Lounge **NO PROFANITY** Version.uwotm8
    By Skwisgaar in forum 1996 - 2003 (E39)
    Replies: 1005
    Last Post: 10-24-2014, 08:41 PM
  2. The E39 Off-Topic Lounge **NO PROFANITY** Version FreepointO
    By Skwisgaar in forum 1996 - 2003 (E39)
    Replies: 1002
    Last Post: 09-02-2014, 01:08 PM
  3. Replies: 1021
    Last Post: 06-18-2014, 12:25 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •