The E39 Off-Topic Lounge **NO PROFANITY**(<--really) v2.theymadeitthisfar

[e24mpwr]

Link to old thread: http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...NITY***/page21

When we last left the E39 OT Clan:

- The members were just beginning to realize the mods would always win the last-post game
- The members were reminding their moderators what a bad job they've been doing at managing 1000+ post threads in E39
- Guns
- Guitars - guitars everywhere!
- Skwis was bleeding
- Graham was Grahaming
- Dennis was making a visit
- A wild Leo appeared!

[ViolinARC]

Shoot...too busy working on my newest help thread.

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first

again

Well, technically it is E24 who logged the first post.

[e24mpwr]

I have used my modly powers to rob blackxs of his prize.

feelsgoodman

[BimmerBreaker]

D:

but... but... why

[/nowimdeadinside]

[ViolinARC]

I have used my modly powers to rob blackxs of his prize.

feelsgoodman

Uhm...I actually preserved it in my quote. Care to remove that too?!?

[e24mpwr]

Uhm...I actually preserved it in my quote. Care to remove that too?!?

'tis but a shadow, but I could

[auaq]

By the way, for those who don't believe the pic of Sgwiz he's real, a real human being, real sunglasses, real leather jacket, and most importantly of all real teeth. Just saying ...

Only fake name .... His real name is Tom Cruise.

[JimLev]

Wow, guess I missed a lot today while I was planting grass seeds, picking up a test mule M62tu engine, and drinking beer with the neighbor.
Graham came out of the closet, he has environmental green liquid in his tubes.
I wouldn't be surprised if Al Gore was his neighbor and they were both flying around on the Gore 727 while we unplug our cell phone chargers to save fuel for the 727.
Skwis, I started to read those links, fell asleep on page 2.
Carry on.

[BimmerBreaker]

preserved forever

[Aryana]

Man I missed out on the last post competition of the old thread...no mercy on the next 1k posts for you guys!

[auaq]

Apparently, I won the contest. Of course.

With regards
Lord Auaq

[BimmerBreaker]

Auaq was the confirmed first victor for non-mod last post

PS you know how I know you use 50 posts per page, e24mpower? ...your link to the old OT goes to page 21 out of 42

[ViolinARC]

Apparently, I won the contest. Of course.

With regards
Lord Auaq

Yup...you win a 30-day TO!

[auaq]

You misspelled Off Topic ....

[BimmerBreaker]

You misspelled Off Topic ....

[auaq]

Notbadobama.jpg

[BimmerBreaker]

also stumbled across this gem... (bought two)

[auaq]

Why did the gods come up with seven days a week? Why not ten days a week? So that I can have a longer weekend and work only three days a week. My body still feel sore. My fingers, back, hands, palms, shoulders, feet. Why do they torture us?

With regards
Lord Auaq

Lots of love, hugs, and kisses.

[Aryana]

Auaq, what do you do again? I know you're pro mechanic, right? What kind of shop do you work in?

Place needs some OSHA regulations...first your toe, now the rest of your body?

[auaq]

I shod become the next Robocop. Just saying ....

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*should. Stupid phone against.

[BimmerBreaker]

What do any of you guys do for a living?

Right now I do my car stuff to pay my way through school and etc

[auaq]

Lord damn it.

*again.

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Not a true technician. Just oil change, tyre rotate, oil change, tyre rotate, oil change, tyre change, oil rotate, tyre change, oil rotate.

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I used to do brakes, mount/dismount tyres, four wheel alignment, maintenance stuff such as fluid flushes, wheel balancing, all even odd 30k, 35k, 40k, 45k, ..... 100k+ service and beyond. Now I'm back in the express lubetech team and quite happy.

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Well, I've shared a part of my resume so what's yours dear gentlemen?

[Jose E34]

GC in residential and commercial construction.

[ViolinARC]

Name says it all guys...

[auaq]

Classical music?