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Originally Posted by Statute 776.013
So unless the intruder does something forceful and/or violent and you are scared for your life, keep it in your pants. You won't be covered under "self-defense" and can STILL face assault charges for making someone lie on the ground at gunpoint.
Last edited by carwiz008; 06-23-2012 at 08:45 PM.
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Being in fear for your life is usually the qualifying factor in most states.
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You know after managing to lock my only key in both my 94 and 99 (yes I know it's hard to do, one involved the trunk, the other a dead battery) Ive spent allot of time thinking about situations that would involve someone getting locked in my car.....But never in a million years would I have came up with this!
You see everything I came up with ended up with involved 2 things. 1. a funny situation, but 2. me looking like a dick. You could put 3 hollywood writers in a room for a week and tell them to come up with a way to get someone locked in your car BUT 1. have it in no way come back on you, 2. being funny and completely justified, and 3. the "victim" having not a leg to stand on against you. I doubt they could have came up with this!
This also wins hand down for the "a picture is worth a thousand words" award. As well as best "human deer in headlights" (as previously mentioned)
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Great thread Joey
Ive been saying this for years! The advent of Emergency medicine plays a HUGE part in not just stopping, but reversing evolution. Now the every dumb ass that shoots an arrow through his head has a chance at procreating....."Natural selection is pretty much entirely disabled by civilization"
Anyways, if you wanted to get by on claiming self defense all you would have had to do is run back in the house and then put a hoody on him! case closed you go free
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Holy shit OP you are my hero
LOL @ this story.
Also, big fan of the 2nd amendment, but among the top rules of gun ownership like always assume it's loaded and never look down the barrel is:
Don't pull a gun unless you are going to use it. Not for threatening, not for waving around, not for being a macho. I come from third world Africa and have had family murdered and I still hold this to be true. Guns are for killing, not for intimidating drunk minors.
YES!!! all i have to say
Awesome Post OP. Defense of home or property is a legal use of deadly force where I come from, and should be everywhere, imho. On the other hand, even if I were justified in wasting the guy I don't want to leave my freedom in the hands of a court to second guess my actions. For me, I'd rather give the guy my car than pay for a lawyer to keep my butt out of jail. I can't think of anything I own that's worth the sleepless nights worrying whether the DA will decide if I was justified or not, plus the lawyers, lawsuits, etc, etc. Just my two cents though. When the time comes you just react, and it sounds like you acted appropriately to me. I'm a former Marine from Texas though, so feel free to insert whatever gun-toting redneck joke you want...
Now, away from politics and back to car screwups...
I was doing a clutch job on my E30 in my garage one day with jack stands & jacks. I had the car on stands, and but was using my floor jack for something else up front, (probably the transmission, but I forget.) I think I needed to move one of the jackstands temporarily in order to get the transmission out from under the car, but I needed another jack in order to lift the rear end.
I dug around and found an old cheapy bottle jack that came from an old nissan pickup (he's from Texas, so obviously he had a pickup around somewhere, right?). This thing had almost no base on the bottom of it, so it was easily tipped over. I had jacked up the rear end of the car off the stand with the bottle jack, shifted the stand out of the way (but still under the car), and had just gotten away from the car when the bottle jack tipped over and dropped the car back down on the stand. The stand, however, was now underneath the gas tank, and punctured a hole through the tank which began leaking fuel all over my garage floor very rapidly.
I started looking for a pan to start catching the fuel when I realized that the fuel was starting to spread out on the floor... towards the gas powered water heater for the house. . .hmmm. Two words drifted into my head at this point. . .Pilot and Light. . .
I dove for the heater and blew out the pilot when the fuel puddle was within about 3 feet of the heater.
I can now tell you how to patch a small hole in a gas tank that will last for at least a few years, in case anyone is interested.
I'm loving these stories by the way. It's embarrasing how many stories I have that are worthy of posting on here though, come to think of it...
-Jake
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I read this and laughed and cheered.. Then cried because if that happened in Canada I'd be the one in trouble for hostage taking. There was a local story of a robber that got cornered in a house by a big Rottie and he got a court order to have the dog destroyed.. HERP DUR
INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERTOriginally Posted by SinisterMoose
I'm sorry but your story is ridiculous and your butt must be jealous of all that diarrhea that just spewed outa your mouth.. I wouldnt shoot at a kid ( or even if his general direction) even if he/she tried making off with my Ferrari F40.. Let alone a lousy e36. But if they threatened another life.. It's war
BTW never do that to a guy unless you have total disregard for your family and friends.. Make him understand your not a pushover but never ever ever! humiliate him/ her :shudder:
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JB Weld saved the day. . .it lasted at least two years after that until I got t-boned by an old F-150 with a huge cattle guard on the front. Tank stayed sealed then, and I walked away with only minor cuts from broken glass. My first bimmer. . . RIP. [sniff]
Anyone else have some good JB Weld stories? They would kind of fit in this random thread as well.
LMFAO! [lol emoticon here]
Wonder wtf was going thru his head.
Internet tough guys? Car / posessions not worth kids life? Five years from now he'll be breaking into your home raping your daughter &/or wife while robbing. Then he'll be stealing that part of our lives spent working that pay for his incarceration. Better to remove this fecal stain on the underwear of humanity before he does more damage or reproduces.
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cue minority report. We don't prosecute pre-crime, pal
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Awesome story, glad you shared it for sure.
So you've NEVER done anything stupid? Have you ever even held a hand gun? Have you ever pointed one at a human being with your finger on the trigger?
Grow up dude...the days of Bonnie and Clyde and The Hatfields and McCoys are long gone. We don't shoot people for being drunk or stupid. If we did then there would probably be about 5 people in the entire US. Don't ruin a great story with all that macho redneck crap
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Yes I've done stupid things. That doesn't excuse me or anyone else from consequenses.
Yes, I have held a handgun and can shoot one accurately and proficiently. So can my wife & daughter.
No, thank God, I have never had to point a gun at another human being and hope I never have to. As to "macho redneck crap" I am well aware that in a real life or death situation with the adrenaline pumping is a whole 'nother world. I once walked into a freind's house and surprised an intruder. The intruder reached behind himself but before he could get the cheap .25 auto out of his back pocket I charged him, put him down and disarmed him. It took me a good while to get calmed back down after.
Mama worked for the county court for 20 some years, and I have many friends in L. E., including a (late) homicide detective that I used to deer hunt with. I have insights that most of the general public doesn't, and I can tell you that that douche bag will probably be detriment and burden to society the rest of his life.
Do I advocate deadly force for a drunk, stupid kid trying to break into a car? No. But I do contest the water headed notion that no property crime is worth someone's life. If you worked for that property, you essentially traded a part of your life for it. I worked hard for what I have and I'll be damned if I'll let it go without a fight if a perp wants to take it to that level. Thank God NC has a castle law! To those of you that would rather be victims, that's your right.
Edit: We have some great native brookies in some streams here. Come on down & we'll hook up with a guide friend of mine known as "the trout pimp". After, we'll drink some white liquor and have a rational, friendly debate.
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US gov agencies value an average human life at no less than $6 million. Unless you have a 250 GTO I would say let it ride (and shame on you for leaving it in the driveway like that).
I 100% understand that we trade part of our lives for our property and value it as such, but the truth is that there is no exchange rate; you simply cannot compare biological, (arguably)intelligent life to any man-made object. We live in a humanistic society, live and let live
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Maybe if I lived in the slums of Russia where crime and mafia reign supreme I would worry about hypothetical issues.. Or I'd get a big Friggen Rottweiler or Doberman and sleep tight. Studies prove time and time again that a petty thief won't worry about screwing around a guarded house and if he did then you have 'reason to fear for your life'
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I say death is a fair penalty for this. I mean, it's not like you mistakenly tried to steal the car, everyone knows it's wrong.
I would shoot him in the foot. He would never drive again, screw that kid, are you guys kidding me?
So, whatever happened to this asshat?
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