So last night about 3:30am, my wife wakes me up, "is that your car alarm going off?". It was. It was parked in the driveway, so I look out the window and see nothing out of the ordinary. I disabled the alarm, and the doors unlocked. Then I see some dude with no shirt on get into my car! I'm thinking "what the fuck". I immedately lock the doors, then double lock/arm. Owned . I tell the wife to call 911, while I go outside and snap a quick cell phone pic of the guy just incase. After the first picture, he started getting pissed off and gave me the finger. I then went into the garage and grabbed my 3lb sledge. I stand next to the driver's door with the sledge in my hand and a very angry look on my face. If he tries to bust his way out of the car, he's getting squashed. The kid is obviously scared shitless, as he doesn't even move or look at me. Cops come and ask how I locked him in the car, and I tell them about the double lock.
Turns out the kid is drunk as f*ck and he told the cops he thought my house was his friend's house. Sounds like a bullshit story, but whatever. He also threw up on the outside of my passenger door.
But yeah, double lock saves the day.
Obligatory picture of owned moron in his cage:
That is absolutely f'ing awesome! Coulda been dangerous but you know what, we can't continue to allow this kind of shite to happen to us.
Props for standing up and fighting back!
I like my car.
Very, very nice job!! Kid looks like a total tweaker.
Years ago, I had my DeLorean in a car show. I walked away of rust a couple of moments. As I was walking back, I noticed my doors were closed (they were open when I walked away). I thought 'maybe a car show official closed them for safety as I wasn't around'. Nope! I walked up to my car and a bum had gotten in, closed all of the doors and then locked himself in. I called the cops and the removed him. As they were yanking him out, he kept screaming things like "f*** You man, if you don't want people in there, don't drive a car like that you stupid Mother F***er". Real class act. My car smelled like rotten feet and booze for a week. It was beyond disgusting!!
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nicely done, sir. gotta love electric locks.
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He looks like a tool, apparently he isn't used to things such as a BMW. Way to go man!
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Just thank god he threw up on the OUTSIDE of your car!
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Thread of the year, hands down. What a tool... and respect to you for having patience with him. Im not proud to say it but I dont think I would have been quite as patient.
this thread should be stickied in some way... Don't mess with bmw drivers!!
look on his face with you behind the camera? Priceless....
Dude that's a great story. What a POS person. What is going through young kids minds!?
I'd say he looks a little spooked
What are the tattoos?
If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up....
There HAS to be a place to post that story and that pic so more people can see it. If only youtube allowed pics....I'm not sure this is exactly why BMW invented double lock but it sure as hell did its job.
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I only have a full size sledge, not very handy in close quarters, but a dead blow and a large tin snips might put the fear of god in some punk.
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I love that you thought to take a picture! Easily the best thread I have ever seen.
Nice move. I like the deer in the headlights look on the kids face lol.
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awesome. story made my day.