Video of my gloss red wrapped 540i with some custom work

[legoman67]

this whole thread

[boomersooner523]

hahaha omg its you!!! we've all been making fun of you on our local forum, by the way. you have given us many lol's and countless hours of entertainment. keep it up.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bn...694487542.html

and to quote the ad.

"however i bondo all the dents so if you take off the baby blue wrap,there will be bondo in 2-3 places"

ehehehehehehhehehehehhee

Oh snap...just got real up in here.

[nestea69]

How are you allowed on the internet? You, then post on a worldwide BMW forum and expect no one to call you out? In the add you make it sound like you had it done somewhere, now it's you that's doing it? As for as upgrading from an e36, no I've never wondered that. My m3 is worth more than both your shitboxes put together, and at 20 years old I think I'm doing ok for myself in the vehicle department. Atleast I can afford a real M, not your chopped up bumper and vinyl disasters.

Ps, youve provided excellent entertainment for the bcbimmers folks... Thanks!

))))
i would seriously not go in the whole money business argument.You wownt win.
Keep this in mind,a wise man never spends ALL his money on his car.
That is all That is all That is all
( i see you like to stutter "lie lie lie")

[dunks318ti]

WOW...

I thought that travesty of an e39 540i that you were trying to sell for $7500 was bad
(you even said that you didn't know the reliability of it because it was old and had 225k on the odometer, but then lie and say it's 100% reliable and can reach up to 400k easily LOL)

Now you have this bootleg e36 with bondo, shitty wrap, a busted grill, no headlight lenses, ugly lip, broken foglight, with 225k for $7000???

You must be smoking crack thinking that e36 is anywhere near $7000. LOL

All of your ads you sound like a shady car salemans with no knowledge about the cars you're trying to sell...

Edit: What's your fetish of putting an e36 M rear bumper on your front end??? You might as well but an e36 M front bumper on the rear and drive everywhere in reverse. You'll definitely be breaking necks that way!!! A sure head turner. Literally

[legoman67]

All of your ads you sound like a shady car salemans with no knowlegde about the cars you're trying to sell...

thats what he is

[nestea69]

hahaha omg its you!!! we've all been making fun of you on our local forum, by the way. you have given us many lol's and countless hours of entertainment. keep it up.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bn...694487542.html


and to quote the ad.

"however i bondo all the dents so if you take off the baby blue wrap,there will be bondo in 2-3 places"

ehehehehehehhehehehehhee

Glad to help the special needs community son.Especially with the approaching holidays...i feel happy that i can help.
Stay classy

[320iCar]

okay i felt a bit bad about the post. but your e36 looked way better in the dark blue with the silver wheels. especially with the dove vadars it had good potential. but it was just let down by the owner a bit...

[nestea69]

WOW...


Edit: What's your fetish of putting an e36 M rear bumper on your front end??? You might as well but an e36 M front bumper on the rear and drive everywhere in reverse. You'll definitely be breaking necks that way!!! A sure head turner. Literally

Actually funny story,i was driving downtown with my really loud exhaust.With my matte blue car,and my camo wheels and i WAS NOT getting enough attention so i went on my phone on a porn site and put a nice loud moaning video and pumped up them Subs.
I dont think 9/11 got as much atention as i did.
I.am.a.baus

"shitty wrap," Literally

It is a bit shitty because the way i wrap is as follows
BUY cement
And some Wal Mart bags
mix them together while looking at your pic of that UBER fast 528i.
AND
make sexy explosion eerwhere and voila,finished products.Can you believe people pay me for this?neither can the president of the United States.

[dunks318ti]

I had no idea you were a professional vinyl wrapper.

Wrapping over bondo filled dents isn't profesional.
Sticking "RO" and M5 emblems on the car afterwards isn't professional.
The bumper on the "baby blue" e36, the wrap on the lower front bumper is wavy

The carbon fiber wrap on the interior of the e39 is pure amatuer.

1.) on the center flap/flip cover, you didn't even take the time out to take of the plastic trim...you just vinyl wrapped over it. (lazy and unprofessional)



2.) look at the corners on that center flap/flip piece. it has more folds and creases than an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich.



3.) you put the interior pieces back together all crooked.

[TFJR]

The vinyl wrap job you did looks quality. With that said, the front bumper is honestly not in good taste whatsoever. It would have looked better stock/adding a lip/going with an M-Tech version.
Just because it is different doesn't make it any better. In this case it cheapens the look of the entire vehicle.

I'd also remove the M5 sticker you put on the trunk, even if it meant re-wrapping the entire trunk.

Lastly I have to ask, why did you wrap it in the first place? I can't remember the name for the stock color you have, but its one of the best colors on an E39! Also the Borbet Type A's looked good before you wrapped em.

[nestea69]

The vinyl wrap job you did looks quality. With that said, the front bumper is honestly not in good taste whatsoever. It would have looked better stock/adding a lip/going with an M-Tech version.
Just because it is different doesn't make it any better. In this case it cheapens the look of the entire vehicle.

I'd also remove the M5 sticker you put on the trunk, even if it meant re-wrapping the entire trunk.

Lastly I have to ask, why did you wrap it in the first place? I can't remember the name for the stock color you have, but its one of the best colors on an E39! Also the Borbet Type A's looked good before you wrapped em.

all jokes aside,these are my "show" cars that i present to my customers so they see my quality.I liked the stock e36 colour and the e39 colour was growing on me but i had to do it so people can see there are other colors aside from matte black
I wrapped the Borbets because i want to protect them over the winter.

[Poon]

LOL, I showed this heap to my girlfriend a couple weeks ago and she laughed and asked if it was a girl's car, because no self respecting man would drive such a thing.

Also, vinyl wraps are for cheap hacks who can't afford to paint their cars.

Disapprove...

[nestea69]

I had no idea you were a professional vinyl wrapper.

Wrapping over bondo filled dents isn't profesional.
Sticking "RO" and M5 emblems on the car afterwards isn't professional.
The bumper on the "baby blue" e36, the wrap on the lower front bumper is wavy

The carbon fiber wrap on the interior of the e39 is pure amatuer.

1.) on the center flap/flip cover, you didn't even take the time out to take of the plastic trim...you just vinyl wrapped over it. (lazy and unprofessional)

2.) look at the corners on that center flap/flip piece. it has more folds and creases than an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich.

3.) you put the interior pieces back together all crooked.

1) i threw the wrap in mid air and farted,thats how it came out...im not happy with the fact that the vynil is not perfected but if i farted harder it would've been a mess.
2)A Roast Beef Sandwhich has 17 creases,mine has 17,894,298 creases.Oh wait,thats just how long it takes your 528i to get to 60,OR it might be the amount of cars that have your color which is ONLY fit for kings
3) when i put the trims back together,there was no other way than to shove a black bear in the car and blow a dog whistle,as he moved around,he hit the trims and they snapped in place.Thank you for bringing it to my atention.REST ASSURED,THE BEAR WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE FOR THIS
Stay Classy Old Man

LOL, I showed this heap to my girlfriend a couple weeks ago and shelaughed and asked if it was a girl's car, because no self respecting man would drive such a thing.

Also, vinyl wraps are for cheap hacks who can't afford to paint their cars.

Disapprove...

Umm i am not a man...
I come from the planet Europe.We are known to be genetically superior (hence,we make BMWs)
I LOVE your PUKE green Ford Focus or whatever that is,did Maaco come with you when you saw your car and puked then color matched it?
Also,talking to your hand will not make it laugh,unless its magical.
And what does this mean "shelaughed" i dont think it exists in the English language.
Stay Classy Rich Man Who Can Afford Internet Access

[EBMW21]

hahahhahahhahahaha you sounds like a dumb ass.

[dunks318ti]

all jokes aside,these are my "show" cars that i present to my customers so they see my quality.
I wrapped the Borbets because i want to protect them over the winter.

If these are your "show" cars, I'd hate to see what your beaters look like.

Also you shoulda went for the trifecta and wrapped your tires to protect them from wearing out too fast. LOL

[nestea69]

Wrapping over bondo filled dents isn't profesional.
Sticking "RO" and [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]M5[/COLOR][/COLOR] emblems on the car afterwards isn't professional.
The bumper on the "baby blue" e36, the wrap on the lower front bumper is wavy

The carbon fiber wrap on the interior of the e39 is pure amatuer.

1.) on the center flap/flip cover, you didn't even take the time out to take of the plastic trim...you just vinyl wrapped over it. (lazy and unprofessional)"

Please show me your work so i can see what work you have done to consider yourself to know anything about wrapping.
See cause i can show you my work when i use the washroom of how your car looks like,so i am very much qualified to comment on your vehicle.

[Dat Aus]

2)A Roast Beef Sandwhich has 17 creases,mine has 17,894,298 creases.Oh wait,thats just how long it takes your 528i to get to 60

Are you seriously trying to call someone out on how slow their car is? YOU DRIVE A 318!

[HellrottenVert]

1) i threw the wrap in mid air and farted,thats how it came out...im not happy with the fact that the vynil is not perfected but if i farted harder it would've been a mess.
2)A Roast Beef Sandwhich has 17 creases,mine has 17,894,298 creases.Oh wait,thats just how long it takes your 528i to get to 60,OR it might be the amount of cars that have your color which is ONLY fit for kings
3) when i put the trims back together,there was no other way than to shove a black bear in the car and blow a dog whistle,as he moved around,he hit the trims and they snapped in place.Thank you for bringing it to my atention.REST ASSURED,THE BEAR WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE FOR THIS
Stay Classy Old Man

Umm i am not a man...
I come from the planet Europe.We are known to be genetically superior (hence,we make BMWs)
I LOVE your PUKE green Ford Focus or whatever that is,did Maaco come with you when you saw your car and puked then color matched it?
Also,talking to your hand will not make it laugh,unless its magical.
And what does this mean "shelaughed" i dont think it exists in the English language.
Stay Classy Rich Man Who Can Afford Internet Access

What.is.this.I.don't.even.

[synergy141]

Hahahaha puke green ford focus

[nestea69]

If these are your "show" cars, I'd hate to see what your beaters look like.

Also you shoulda went for the trifecta and wrapped your tires to protect them from wearing out too fast. LOL

Umm they are wrapped in tire wrap.I have wooden wheels and i wraped them to look like tires.Why do you think my 540i can only start in 6th gear and still beat your car?

Are you seriously trying to call someone out on how slow their car is? YOU DRIVE A 318!

Ummm ,318i stand for 318hp i-drive.
I thought i mentioned that.

[legoman67]

Ummm ,318i stand for 318hp i-drive.
I thought i mentioned that.

no, it means a 3 series with a 1.8l displacement motor. (AKA SLOW)

besides a few exceptions that rule stands true for almost all bmw's

[dunks318ti]

Please show me your work so i can see what work you have done to consider yourself to know anything about wrapping.

This is how you wrap an e39 interior:



SEE THE CENTER FLIP/FLAP PIECE. Bfc User Dookatek actually took time a removed the plastic trim piece, wrapped it nice and tight with no folds or creases, then reinstalled the plastic trim strip piece over it like how its supposed to be.

Now look at yours:




You rushed, cut corners, got lazy and just wrapped over that piece you were supposed to remove, left creases and folds in the corners, and reinstalled crooked. If I paid someone to wrap my interior and it came out looking like yours, I would take off the passenger side trim piece and beat the installer to death...

[NNJL]

this is a bmw forum. that means bmw ENTHUSIASTS are present. and you're posting a 540 with an m5 badge and claiming on your ad that your 318i is better than an m3. So don't be surprised if people are trashing you. for us enthusiasts, you love the car for what it is. some custom work is cool but the more stock the better. Don't turn it into something its not. I myself own an e36 m3, and when i see people who put on M bumpers on non M cars I dont mind they just want the look, but I do mind when they put an M badge on a non M car. because when they do that they're just lying, plain and simple. making their car something its not, a phony. BMW's M cars are the best they have and they are to be respected. thats why people are beaking you on this topic.

[nestea69]

this is a bmw forum. that means bmw ENTHUSIASTS are present. and you're posting a 540 with an m5 badge and claiming on your ad that your 318i is better than an m3. So don't be surprised if people are trashing you. for us enthusiasts, you love the car for what it is. some custom work is cool but the more stock the better. Don't turn it into something its not. I myself own an e36 m3, and when i see people who put on M bumpers on non M cars I dont mind they just want the look, but I do mind when they put an M badge on a non M car. because when they do that they're just lying, plain and simple. making their car something its not, a phony. BMW's M cars are the best they have and they are to be respected. thats why people are beaking you on this topic.

I completely understand.And i am aware that the M5 badge is a mistake but like i said,i cant take it off without damaging the wrap.It is what it is now.I have no problem with criticism,but some of these comments are just...yeah

[320iCar]

i love how the O.P has started joking around in a desperate attempt at a defense. i kinda feel sorry for him









but not really.