The Christmas Wish List

**Jed** · 12-18-2003, 09:31 PM

Ok, this is something that we did in college. The dreaded "Christmas Wish List". Basically it was some stupid list that the RA put up and you put sappy shit that you wanted. But I turned it around and signed other people's names to the stupidest things or made wishes for someone else and it got out of control and became a tradition at school (yes, I was a dick in college too).

Here is an example:

A real car for Andy

or

A 330Ci with a manual tradition
-Andy

or

Sheep. Lots of them.
-George

You get the idea. Commence.

**AvusM** · 12-19-2003, 12:13 PM

a rav4, instead of this pos bmw
-chris (preppy)

j/k chris, you'll get the m coupe soon enough, and whatever you get in the mean time will def be worth putting up with for a little while for an M.

**gsober** · 12-19-2003, 12:16 PM

someone to either buy my M3 or give me enough money to pay it off.

**Jed** · 12-21-2003, 12:19 AM

To actually get married so that I can stop being scared about having a bachelor party.

-Pete

**Nick MD** · 12-21-2003, 12:28 AM

BIG RIMZZZZZ
-andy (aka A-money)

**Preppy** · 12-21-2003, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by ///BluePower
a rav4, instead of this pos bmw
-chris (preppy)

j/k chris, you'll get the m coupe soon enough, and whatever you get in the mean time will def be worth putting up with for a little while for an M.

You poke fun now

....but the pops is one step away from inking his name down for a 2004 light silver S4 Avant 6-spd....

**Preppy** · 12-21-2003, 12:36 AM

Adding to the list:

BDew (Brian)-a car with a working transmission

OK Branko (Branko)-Faster tow trucks at White's Ferry

Meow 3 (Dave)-Crow bar to get off the orange DC parking boots

Dave is Cool (Sean)-A girlfriend...or 'companion'

Preppy- a 5spd

**Jed** · 12-21-2003, 12:40 AM

A car that doesn't fall apart when I drive it around the block.

-AlfaEric

**AlfaEric** · 12-21-2003, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Jed
A car that doesn't fall apart when I drive it around the block.

-AlfaEric

Hey... That's not fair, I don't remember the last time I drove it around the block. I just drive it back and forth from the mechanic (this time it needs a tow).

---Eric

**Ok Branko** · 12-21-2003, 04:04 AM

Haha you ass preppy

**Jed** · 12-22-2003, 07:28 PM

To get my ghey-azz video game magazine out of Jed's truck

-George

**NYQUEENZ** · 12-22-2003, 07:38 PM

To move out da hood..

**Andy** · 12-22-2003, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Jed
To get my ghey-azz video game magazine out of Jed's truck

-George

**GreekM3** · 12-22-2003, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by NYQUEENZ
To move out da hood..

4 realz dawg. mah neighbor don't even got tenniz courtz and mah otha neighbor bought a 2004 S500 benz.......i waz like wat da funk dawg!! get da 600!!!

**BMDubaUGrl569** · 12-23-2003, 07:13 AM

Gets you each a

"Hot slut with big tits and a phat ass" to do with what you choose, I don't care if you just want the bitch to cook you breakfast in bed, or if you wanna practice your mackin' skills on her... "

P.S. if you have girlfriends, she only lasts for 24 hours and she will not leave a trace of existance after that. She's mearly for fun... you know kinda like your "imagination" after your finished with your right or left hand

Andy - Hand guards (because sitting on his hands just isnt enough in my presence)

Nick - Taller walkways and doorways whever he goes

George - 2 bitches instead of one

Chris - some sanitary napkins considering he has to go everywhere in DC and that place can be just plain dirty

Jed - the ability to remember my name

(kidding)

2 the rest of you, damn I gave you a hot slut - GET OFF MY BACK!

**NYQUEENZ** · 12-23-2003, 04:24 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BMDubaUGrl569
[B]Gets you each a

"Hot slut with big tits and a phat ass" to do with what you choose, I don't care if you just want the bitch to cook you breakfast in bed, or if you wanna practice your mackin' skills on her... "

P.S. if you have girlfriends, she only lasts for 24 hours and she will not leave a trace of existance after that. She's mearly for fun... you know kinda like your "imagination" after your finished with your right or left hand

I can DIG it shorty.. but mami gota have an azz like WOA

So we can getz crunk wit it ya heard

**NYQUEENZ** · 12-23-2003, 04:35 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NYQUEENZ
[B]

Originally posted by BMDubaUGrl569
Gets you each a

"Hot slut with big tits and a phat ass" to do with what you choose, I don't care if you just want the bitch to cook you breakfast in bed, or if you wanna practice your mackin' skills on her... "

P.S. if you have girlfriends, she only lasts for 24 hours and she will not leave a trace of existance after that. She's mearly for fun... you know kinda like your "imagination" after your finished with your right or left hand

I can DIG it shorty.. but mami gota have an azz like WOA

So we can getz crunk wit it ya heard

And don't forget my 22"s

**BMDubaUGrl569** · 12-23-2003, 04:40 PM

What ever tickles yo' pickle NYQUEENZ... I think that chick might put the hurtin on you more then you could imagine!!!

::: hides from her :::

**NYQUEENZ** · 12-23-2003, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by BMDubaUGrl569
What ever tickles yo' pickle NYQUEENZ... I think that chick might put the hurtin on you more then you could imagine!!!

::: hides from her :::

i'll just roll her ova wit my 22's then go find anotha

Ohh dam this bimmer off da chain..

**BMDubaUGrl569** · 12-23-2003, 04:46 PM

meh as I said..IF I was a dude... (and this is mearly eye candy for all of you)...I'd have to say that lil' miss Punky Brewster, all grown up..is more my speed

But TO EACH HIS OWN!

eye candy for the fellas: