So I was in the OC this past weekend and hooked up with a hot German named Estorilblau. We have known each other for a bit and seen each other in parking lots and what not before but this time we both decided to take it to another level. Here is a lead up to us meeting in the dark for the first time.
Getting ready for the big date.
Does this bumper make my butt look big?
I see her waiting for me in the parking lot.
She glances at me and seems impressed. (She looks pretty good herself)
We chit chat for a bit as we get to know each other better.
I hope she notice I was checking out her booty.
She is sooo funny. I hope this date goes great.
Our first drama of the night. DeLorean tries to move in my Estorilblau hotty.
Turns out DeLorean is lonely and sad because he can't find a woman like him.
Estoril is making me blush. Man, she spins my wheels.
I think I can get her in the mood with the LBC in the background.
I like the aggressive ASC off way she hard parks.
I slowly roll in to make her feel at ease.
I think she is finally starting to cozy up a bit.
She puts a smile on my bumper.
The Queen Mary is so romantic, yet I feel as if my Estorilblau's mom is keeping close watch over us.
I think I am going to make my move.
Hey Estorilblau, check out the beautiful city skyline with me.
You know Estorilblau, I really like you. Will you wear my plate???
It must be working. I reach out my door to Estoril and she willingly accepts.
Last edited by Pswirley; 10-27-2008 at 12:28 AM.
I think I made her blush.
I think I will take it a step further. Hey Estorilblau.
Yes, Tiag.
And then I slowly leaned in to make my move, surprisingly she leaned towards me as well.
I dont kiss and tell, but check out how erect this structure is.
Hey Estorilblau, Would you like to go get some oil and chat back at my place?
Goodnight Estoril. I will make sure I call you in the morning. HO!!!
THE END <3
Last edited by Pswirley; 10-27-2008 at 12:38 AM.
you like em dirty don'tcha Tiag
The riced out Estoril was not photoshoot worthly. Your new bumper looks too much like a add on. It needs to be molded into the stock bumper.
Cosmetic: ///M-technic bumper, ///M mouldings, ZHP ///M Shift Knob, M3 GT Splitters, ACS E36 3-piece spoiler, ACS Diffuser, Hamann Hagus Mirrors with Euro Glass, OEM Bosch Ellipsoids, 35% Tint, Prolumen 50 watt Digital HID, UUD 35 watt HID Fogs, Lamin-x, Smoked High Beam Glass, Custom Euro Plate
Perfomance: S52 M3 cams with Conforti Cam Software, M50 manifold, Cosmos CAI, 3.38 LSD, MZ3 SSK, CDV Delete, ASC Delete, Custom Twin Muffler Magnaflow Exhaust
Suspension: Motorsport X-brace, Bilstein BTS, Powerflexx Black LCAB, Powerflex Black RTAB, M3 strut reinforcements, Z3M reinforcement plates, E39 Style 19 2-piece wheels (polished)
DynoJet: Dyno With Cams TBA
HAHA Thats the shit
Nice pics. I got a little homo vibe from it tho, haha.
The bone stock M3 that was in a wreck and was rebuilt about a week ago.....Oh wait nevermind, you are from Tenn a key, if you were from around here you would know the story.
Comments like yours are the reason I have the plate I have on my car. You aren't the first to come hating.
grainy? too much compression
Long Live ElPandashow
ISO kept jumping to 560 or 540, didnt know how to fix it. You werent there. Remember. The story was supposed to be fire and ice, not this homo crap.
LOL thats awsome. you took my spot... jk
such a touching story.. my e36 alpy is lonely.. she wants to play but she doesnt think shes beautiful enough..
shes wondering when DDM will have a winter special to impress Tiag with her looks and her performance on the be......
streets..
please give her an extreme makeover
I don't see a grain of rice. Looks like over stock there's just a carbon fiber hood and some headlights/clear corners 'n a wheel color change. Nothing rice about any of that, all accepted and desirable mods in the bimmer community. Did notice the misalignment of some front end components. Hopefully that person can get that all straight, would drive me nuts, still a nice car though!
Last edited by BimmerLover84; 10-27-2008 at 01:30 AM.
Cosmetic: ///M-technic bumper, ///M mouldings, ZHP ///M Shift Knob, M3 GT Splitters, ACS E36 3-piece spoiler, ACS Diffuser, Hamann Hagus Mirrors with Euro Glass, OEM Bosch Ellipsoids, 35% Tint, Prolumen 50 watt Digital HID, UUD 35 watt HID Fogs, Lamin-x, Smoked High Beam Glass, Custom Euro Plate
Perfomance: S52 M3 cams with Conforti Cam Software, M50 manifold, Cosmos CAI, 3.38 LSD, MZ3 SSK, CDV Delete, ASC Delete, Custom Twin Muffler Magnaflow Exhaust
Suspension: Motorsport X-brace, Bilstein BTS, Powerflexx Black LCAB, Powerflex Black RTAB, M3 strut reinforcements, Z3M reinforcement plates, E39 Style 19 2-piece wheels (polished)
DynoJet: Dyno With Cams TBA
hah, cute...where did that delorean come from. Was it a random guy you invited for a few shots?
all of what you stated can be fixed. that goes for all cars with this setup or any setup with new parts, and assuming it will be fixed.
but why is it ricey? still didnt answer that question...
and no.. we didnt say cali> other 49 states. were just saying we enjoy our weather
Last edited by lazed; 10-27-2008 at 01:38 AM.
Casey......Your camera made me realize I still have a lot of work to do LOL.
Great Pics though.
First off Cali > than the other 49
Smog.....What smog??? I havn't had a smog legal car in 5+ years. Yet I still have tags...
Its okay hate all you want. It's my daily driver that I bought for 2500.00
My turbo car is being rebuilt and the silver M3 in my sig has low miles and I intend to keep it that way....
Since I just got her on the road this week i decided to take her out.....
I have only had the car for a few weeks. It's only been on the road for a week.
Dont worry more mods are on their way. I dislike stock cars.
By the way my non fitting bumper that you mentioned earlier.. Fits just fine... When it was broken into last week they stole the box out of my trunk that had a lot of parts in it. In that box were a pair of brackets that hold the bumper in at the fenders.. So put the cap back on your hateraid and put it back in the fridge for another day and another car.
Thanks man
As far as everybody else.... The Estoril car is not dont being rebuilt.
I have more to do but I needed the daily driver on the road yesterday.
If you are curious about why some stuff dosent line up read this thread...
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...1#post14252888
Last edited by E36HB; 10-27-2008 at 02:57 AM.
ok e35hb said cali>49 states lol
CHECK SIG! for gb... LOL
Last edited by lazed; 10-27-2008 at 01:48 AM.
Sorry for the Thread Jack......
But I gotta show love to tha E-thizzugs.
Ahhhh so romantic on Shorlline......
no homo
MY car is gay...
Please
VOTE NO ON prop 8
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