You have to park it in the garage because thats where your oil catch pan is located so the oil leaks on the pan and not on your driveway.
u have to add its daily supply of water in the morning lol
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When you're cranking the sunroof open and people look at you weird thinking "What the hell is he/she doing"
1991 BMW 318is S50
2002 BMW 325i
1983 Porsche 944
when u take a girl on a date for the first time and you proceed to unlock your car from the trunk lol
When it starts raining and you REALLY start cranking and the guy behind you honks or When cranking of the sunroof is mistaken by other drivers as being flipped off
Hahaha i really laughed at this, since any time i want to open the pass door, i unlock it from the trunk instead of going all the way around to drivers side cause pass side lock doesnt work.
-When you are sitting in your car and a buddy wants to put something in your trunk, then he stands there until they get angry for you to "pop it"
-When you park far away from the storefront to make sure no fat lazy people door you.
-When you pass another on the road and get the ole "hey buddy, nice car" wave
-When you have slept in the back seat of your 2 door to make sure the sketchy neighborhood you parked in doesn't get the best of her. I've actually done this
You get bored and start spraypainting or polishing random parts only you know exist.
Molon Labe.
When you either leave late or early while driving somewhere. Leaving early means you can take the long way and leaving late gives you a reason to drive a bit quicker.
when you smack your dash to get the lights to work
If the car could show facial expressions, i'm pretty sure it would be saying
"Yeah. . .I know, I'm a badass"
when occasionally your windshield wipers don't always go on when you need them too...
3am and in the same boat!! (add football practice in the afternoon to that...)
when the 1st thing you ask the person selling it is "When was the last time the water pump and the timing belt were changed???"
When you section off part of your money for college specifically for the purchase of your E30
When you spend 2 weeks trying to figure out why it quit running. Then the day you deciede it's your last try to get it running before hauling it off, it starts and then you begin thinking of what to get it next.
When the parking brake light decides to start working for no apparent reason
when you have 4 more in the yard
and you can tell the year from the bumper
When your at Mcdonalds looking for extra change to pay for your burger and you find six dollars worth of change under the back seat from your 20 year old car! That and a postage stamps, bobby pins, tampax (for real), old receipts.
when you park your brothers new 2002 745i on 17's in your driveway, onely to drive your 1987 325 5-speed on 14's
and the onely people who understand have an e30
OMG 17s? Those are so huge and baller and omgwtfbbq. What if you had 15s on that E30?!?
Who cares about the wheel diameter? The 7 is a boat of a car, the E30 isn't. Wheel diameter has nothing to do with it. Plus 17" wheels are pretty damn cheap.
btw, the word is only.
"Fear disturbs your concentration" -Sabine Schmit
1995 BMW M3/2/5-- S54 + Mk60 DSC, California Smog Legal (Build Thread)
1998 BMW M3/4/5 Alpine/Modena, Z3 Rack, otherwise stock-- DD without burbles
2017 Chevy SS, Orange Blast Metallic, 6MT -- DD with burbles
When after two weeks of buying the car you find one morning that one of your elliptical lights is broken and you say to your self "Pshaw, no problem!" Then you go online to buy a new one and you find out that it cost more than $100 bucks and then you feel the punch in your gut and start to sweet while your inner voice asks you "What the Fu*** did you get your self into?!"
when you smack your dash to make the gauges work
when you can convince passengers that your getrag whine is actually a turbo spooling up
You know you drive an e30 when you wonder why everyone else needs a car that damn big...and you wonder why other cars can't steer with the throttle because it's so convenient.
My wife thought the (dead) light button on my key was for unlocking the car. I told her it was for summoning the BMW fairies (AKA tow truck).
"Pop the trunk." Tee hee hee. Wife asked me to do that at the airport...
She also immediately knew it was me...the little red car going 3x faster than every other car in the departures lane...I love that feeling!
Last edited by DesktopDave; 12-09-2009 at 05:05 PM.
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