When I start my car and press the gas pedal, my car moves....

[328icod]

When I start my car and press the gas pedal, the car moves... I didnt search. Is this common with e36's? Maybe I used the wrong oil, or, maybe its the ebay headlights. Last week I did the FDM, I didnt search so that went really bad. If I just stick it back under the hood, will the fan still work? Oh yea, I wanna do a tranny swap but I'm stupid so I'm going to post that up and see if anybody has evvver done it before? AND I bought my 96 e36 for 15,000, is that too much? I'm going to post it again so people get mad and I can be like, what jerks, all i did was ask a question. So can anyone help me?

Edit: oh yea, i have this vacum line that is missing, anyone know what it is?

[CrazyCoder]

:confused

Way to summarize this week's posts!

[///Montizzle]

:rofl

[strad]

Usually I have to go the E21 section for stuff like this :rofl

[Pswirley]

I roffled my woffle.

[GimmieSumMo72]

does your car drip green stuff from the bottom, run hot, and the heater doesn't work?

its ok... you just need to take a nice long drive at 90 mph.

[328icod]

does your car drip green stuff from the bottom, run hot, and the heater doesn't work?

its ok... you just need to take a nice long drive at 90 mph.

Omg quit being a jerk. I'm so going to over react to everything you say

[Bris328is]

ok---dick---oh i mean richard

[328icod]

I bet you dont even have CAI. Mine adds 40whp.

[Bris328is]

I bet you dont even have CAI. Mine adds 40whp.
you got screwed--mine gave me 120hp

[GardenBeast]

omgwtf? mai cai only added 29. i'm so angry face right now.

[328icod]

Whatever. Its because you made yours and plus my turbonator is broken.

[GardenBeast]

i have 4 turbonators.

[328icod]

So when I jack my car up, can I take the jack out? I need to replace my roundels and need to know this ASAP!!!! help please!!!!!!

[Bris328is]

i have 4 turbonators.
how did you install them-- I tried that and the heat kept loosening up the duct tape

[CrazyCoder]

So when I jack my car up, can I take the jack out? I need to replace my roundels and need to know this ASAP!!!! help please!!!!!!

Yes, but they sometimes stick... so climb underneath and kick it out! :D







(CodeNinja is not responsible for death or injury resulting from your stupidity)

[328icod]

You have to glue the duct tape duh. Change your oil after that too.

[Bris328is]

HELP-- my car wont start--
after replacng the battey--do I need to connect the wires?

[328icod]

Yes, but they sometimes stick... so climb underneath and kick it out! :D







(CodeNinja is not responsible for death or injury resulting from your stupidity)



Thanks. At least someone gave a positive answer.

[Bris328is]

You have to glue the duct tape duh. Change your oil after that too.
Shizit --what kind of glue

[328icod]

HELP-- my car wont start--
after replacng the battey--do I need to connect the wires?

Uh, this is my thread of lame questions.

[328icod]

white glue. and, no dont connect the wires, just splice them together.

[richbarn2]

So when I jack my car up, can I take the jack out? I need to replace my roundels and need to know this ASAP!!!! help please!!!!!!

only if you have the adapters, and i would never, ever try to change my roundels with the car on the ground. you could get hurt, or loose some well earned horse power...

i heard its the best way to bleed the coolant system too!!!

[Bris328is]

BTW the vaccum line is for the thermal burn unit-- it need to be connected in order to burn of all the methane gas after a good mexican meal.

[Bris328is]

white glue. and, no dont connect the wires, just splice them together.
do I glue the wires together

[richbarn2]

do I glue the wires together

yup, but the glue only sticks if you spit on it first...

[Bris328is]

yup, but the glue only sticks if you spit on it first...
Alright-- you guys are screwing with me I just burnt the crap out of my tounge-- I licked the wires and BAMM-- I got fried.

do I need to turn the car off before the lick the wires

[richbarn2]

Alright-- you guys are screwing with me I just burnt the crap out of my tounge-- I licked the wires and BAMM-- I got fried.

do I need to turn the car off before the lick the wires

NO, try again...

[Bris328is]

NO, try again...
OK-- ah--shizit-- um-- its the uberbontator--i need to replace it then I wont get shocked-- reference page 145-532 of the bently manual

[fuggle]

Stop posting these lame questions and answers. You are just trying to increase your post count so you can post your pics from the NL.

Kent

[328icod]

Stop posting these lame questions and answers. You are just trying to increase your post count so you can post your pics from the NL.

Kent

:confused

[Pswirley]

If you keep doing this accelerator pressing thing, your car is going to keep moving and eventually you will blow your head gasket.

[jumpin jack]

that about sums up the weeks posts

[richbarn2]

If you keep doing this accelerator pressing thing, your car is going to keep moving and eventually you will blow your head gasket.

oh no, not the headgasket thing... i heard your car is toast after that...

better stop hitting my gas pedal, looks like im coasting from now on.

[328icod]

:(:( Should I just cut some holes in the floor and walk my car?

[richbarn2]

:(:( Should I just cut some holes in the floor and walk my car?

depends on how low it is.

[CrazyCoder]

Stop posting these lame questions and answers. You are just trying to increase your post count so you can post your pics from the NL.

Kent


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40




Sorry, feeling silly.

[Ryond]

nahh.. you cut the rubber ends off the wires and twist them together. Gluing the wires together is way too pricey. Or didn't you read the DIY for it?

[Ryond]

When I start my car and press the gas pedal, the car moves... I didnt search. Is this common with e36's? Maybe I used the wrong oil, or, maybe its the ebay headlights. Last week I did the FDM, I didnt search so that went really bad. If I just stick it back under the hood, will the fan still work? Oh yea, I wanna do a tranny swap but I'm stupid so I'm going to post that up and see if anybody has evvver done it before? AND I bought my 96 e36 for 15,000, is that too much? I'm going to post it again so people get mad and I can be like, what jerks, all i did was ask a question. So can anyone help me?



:lol:lol:lol:lol

[richbarn2]

nahh.. you cut the rubber ends off the wires and twist them together. Gluing the wires together is way too pricey. Its okay, BMW engineers know what they are doing.

yeah, its too heavy also...

how about wire nuts?

[Ryond]

only if you have a spare... as fas as i know. You should only have two.

[eLegg]

I just got done taping/gluing turbonators in my exhaust pipes and the butt dyno says I gained at least 47 hp if not 52... It does actually make my car run smoother though. And faster.:alright

[MaxMermer]

anytime you glue or twist wires together, it is recommended that you wear rubber soled shoes, and make sure both feet are on the ground

[thedude60126]

When I start my car and press the gas pedal, the car moves... I didnt search. Is this common with e36's? Maybe I used the wrong oil, or, maybe its the ebay headlights. Last week I did the FDM, I didnt search so that went really bad. If I just stick it back under the hood, will the fan still work? Oh yea, I wanna do a tranny swap but I'm stupid so I'm going to post that up and see if anybody has evvver done it before? AND I bought my 96 e36 for 15,000, is that too much? I'm going to post it again so people get mad and I can be like, what jerks, all i did was ask a question. So can anyone help me?

Edit: oh yea, i have this vacum line that is missing, anyone know what it is?

:lolAhh thanks goodness I wasn't the only one going through pain this week.

[Bris328is]

anytime you glue or twist wires together, it is recommended that you wear rubber soled shoes, and make sure both feet are on the ground
I got grounded when I was a kid--

what kind of glue-- addict #1 said to use white:eyecrazy I didnt work-- should I do a DIY

[Pswirley]

Just a quick update on the cutting holes in your floor board to put feet through. I couldnt sleep last night so I started doing the holes in the floor board delete mod. It got pretty cold in the garage so I started up the car and turned the heater on to warm it up a bit, well by the time I was finished with passenger side of the car, it overheated and I blew out my headgasket. This sucks, I was so excited to try this mod.
Do you think I can still sell it for 14k? Its a 93 325

[328icod]

Just a quick update on the cutting holes in your floor board to put feet through. I couldnt sleep last night so I started doing the holes in the floor board delete mod. It got pretty cold in the garage so I started up the car and turned the heater on to warm it up a bit, well by the time I was finished with passenger side of the car, it overheated and I blew out my headgasket. This sucks, I was so excited to try this mod.
Do you think I can still sell it for 14k? Its a 93 325

newbie. For future reference, just pour some coolant around the area of the floor you are cutting. As for selling it, your screwed. Just ship it to me. I'll do the jello mold head gasket replacement mod. (jmhgrm)

[Bris328is]

Just a quick update on the cutting holes in your floor board to put feet through. I couldnt sleep last night so I started doing the holes in the floor board delete mod. It got pretty cold in the garage so I started up the car and turned the heater on to warm it up a bit, well by the time I was finished with passenger side of the car, it overheated and I blew out my headgasket. This sucks, I was so excited to try this mod.
Do you think I can still sell it for 14k? Its a 93 325
you can JB weld the head to the block-- it works:buttrock

[motorwerks]

When I start my car and press the gas pedal, the car moves... I didnt search. Is this common with e36's?

:shifty When I start my car, and press the gas pedal it just revs really high. I think your car is putting itself in gear. That can often be attributed to tranny trolls.

[328icod]

Your car didnt come with tranny trolls? I thought that was standard equipment....

[DmcL]

my blown diff made my car so much faster what with the less rolling resistance and whatnot.. M3 wouldnt get a look in my 318i lol!

[Bris328is]

Your car didnt come with tranny trolls? I thought that was standard equipment....
they were an option that year-- came with the trailer tow package.

[328icod]

Oh yea. I almost forgot.

[Bris328is]

My car has the gas deprivation option:eek:

[Ryond]

My car runs on water.:) I did a DIY on it if you wanna check it out. Runs fantastic. it pulls an 11.7 :redspot
.

[Bris328is]

My car runs on water.:) I did a DIY on it if you wanna check it out. Runs fantastic. it pulls an 11.7 :redspot
.
i thought only freemasons had water powered cars

[jer0177]

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of 328icod's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

[GimmieSumMo72]

Omg quit being a jerk. I'm so going to over react to everything you say

awww... im sooo scared....

dont forget to start your car before you attach the jumper cables to it...

[Bris328is]

awww... im sooo scared....

dont forget to start your car before you attach the jumper cables to it...
Its ok #1 -- all this from a guy who combined a '96 740il & 2007 Pathfinder SE Off-Road and a '96 328i & 2004 Frontier SuperCharged--see the sig

wow he is brave:eyecrazy

[richbarn2]

Its ok #1 -- all this from a guy who combined a '96 740il & 2007 Pathfinder SE Off-Road and a '96 328i & 2004 Frontier SuperCharged--see the sig

wow he is brave:eyecrazy

rice lover!

[Bris328is]

rice lover!
rice with secret sauce:confused

[GimmieSumMo72]

Its ok #1 -- all this from a guy who combined a '96 740il & 2007 Pathfinder SE Off-Road and a '96 328i & 2004 Frontier SuperCharged--see the sig

wow he is brave:eyecrazy


you're jealous because I can...

lets see you do it?

[GimmieSumMo72]

rice lover!

thats right! and you like the soy sauce too!

[GimmieSumMo72]

rice with secret sauce:confused

in your mouth! :bj

[mywhip]

this fread made me :rofl:

[Bris328is]

this fread made me :rofl:
me too:D

[richbarn2]

this fread made me :rofl:

uhh, huhh!!!! :clap :wave:rofl::bawl

[RudeBoy37]

Just a quick update on the cutting holes in your floor board to put feet through. I couldnt sleep last night so I started doing the holes in the floor board delete mod. It got pretty cold in the garage so I started up the car and turned the heater on to warm it up a bit, well by the time I was finished with passenger side of the car, it overheated and I blew out my headgasket. This sucks, I was so excited to try this mod.
Do you think I can still sell it for 14k? Its a 93 325

You were doing it the hard way... Didn't you see Fast and the Furious? All you need is nawz... 2 of the big bottles. It'll take care of those pesky floorboards. But only after you yell at your computer. You might have been able to save the headgasket doing it that way.

[L3R E36]

:shifty

[Sdgg91]

My CAI did 20whp on the dyno

[bmxludwig]

poor noobs :(

[strad]

My CAI did 20whp on the dyno

That almost sounds like a serious post :shifty

[Bris328is]

I am going to get 20hp by performing the BBDM (beer belly delete mod):buttrock

[Sdgg91]

I am going to get 20hp by performing the BBDM (beer belly delete mod):buttrock
Tell me about this BBDM? That would easily put me at 240 at the wheels.:babyd

[97e36convert]

LOL where did you even get that animation Sdgg91??? :lol

[Bris328is]

Tell me about this BBDM? That would easily put me at 240 at the wheels.:babyd
its a tough one --its hard to find the right parts

[Sdgg91]

Slimfast and hydroxy cut, And intense vomitting is all I could find in the search feature (But hey who the hell uses that these days)...Maybe Ill post a new thread about this.

[MattE21]

Usually I have to go the E21 section for stuff like this :rofl

Fuck you. :nono

[Drone]

lol of all the threads to revive.. haha

[fishfeet]

What most of you fail to realize is that if people did NOT post these same questions over and over again then there would be hardly any activity on this section of the board... period.

And you do not get to create sarcastic threads such as this or post "search" GIFs in every other thread.

[328icod]

What most of you fail to realize is that if people did NOT post these same questions over and over again then there would be hardly any activity on this section of the board... period.

And you do not get to create sarcastic threads such as this or post "search" GIFs in every other thread.

amen

[igorok]

What is a cold air intake??

[espguitarist]

Man oh man, what a great way to waste 20 minutes :rofl You guys rock.

[goingnowhere]

yo how do you add fuel to these damn cars!!! My car just died on the highway the other day i had no clue why....i kept trying to start but it wouldnt crank...I did some searching on the forums...People had the same problem, said they need to put gas or something in the car.

I took it to the gas station, but couldnt figure it out, is there a walk through somewhere that can help me?? I need my car for school and its not starting...please help....

[espguitarist]

yo how do you add fuel to these damn cars!!! My car just died on the highway the other day i had no clue why....i kept trying to start but it wouldnt crank...I did some searching on the forums...People had the same problem, said they need to put gas or something in the car.

I took it to the gas station, but couldnt figure it out, is there a walk through somewhere that can help me?? I need my car for school and its not starting...please help....

I think you put it in the throttle body.....that's in the trunk, right?

[happycamper]

i blew the welds off my intake manifold with that 100 shot of nos

[goingnowhere]

I think you put it in the throttle body.....that's in the trunk, right?

Yes!! i dont know about the throttle body, but i took the carpeting out of my trunk! and i found the gas tank!!! it was just a huge whole in the floor next to the battery!!! Who would of thought??? In all my other cars a tire is there but in this, damn BMW"s are so complicated...
Heres the problem Now.....
I filled it up with gasoline, i used 110 octane for the extra boost got it Mobil Gas station nice people very helpful. I put the carpet back on, and the car still doesnt start! AND i have a wet carpet now!! Jesus im thinking about just burning this damn car, i hit a dead end someone help!!!! I found a link for "i smell gasoline after fill ups" i can so relate...
^^^Desperate here folks....16 year old kid just trying to get to high school....

[espguitarist]

Yes!! i dont know about the throttle body, but i took the carpeting out of my trunk! and i found the gas tank!!! it was just a huge whole in the floor next to the battery!!! Who would of thought??? In all my other cars a tire is there but in this, damn BMW"s are so complicated...
Heres the problem Now.....
I filled it up with gasoline, i used 110 octane for the extra boost got it Mobil Gas station nice people very helpful. I put the carpet back on, and the car still doesnt start! AND i have a wet carpet now!! Jesus im thinking about just burning this damn car, i hit a dead end someone help!!!! I found a link for "i smell gasoline after fill ups" i can so relate...
^^^Desperate here folks....16 year old kid just trying to get to high school....

Ah, sounds to me like you have an oil issue. You may have to do a FDM for the oil to flow properly [less restriction] so that the gas can flow more smoothly to the engine. .............:paranoid:

[Bris328is]

Ah, sounds to me like you have an oil issue. You may have to do a FDM for the oil to flow properly [less restriction] so that the gas can flow more smoothly to the engine. .............:paranoid:
+1 you must do that-- also when performing the FDM use plenty of asphalt to stop the leaks and use your mouth to suck all the leftover brake fluid from the intake manifold.