what's your cars name?

[lotucris]

Lame topic I know, sorta girly even. But what's a man to do when he has a girlfriend and tries to talk cars w/ his girlfriend, he turns the car into a fricken character! haha.

my 540i's name is Sherman, Seeing as its the most "Tank like" vehicle I have ever owned. I read something comparing an E34 to a Sherman-Tank and it sorta just stuck, simple as that.

Whats your car's name?

[ILoveMPower]

"the green bomber"

and

"the m"

edit: my buddy calls my M30 car the M535i :P

[scyrusurcys]

As named via my girlfriend: "Beem-Beem"

:embarrasm

[ToppedOut525i]

heh i just call it "the bimmer" go figure ;)

[J.Bimmer]

I call mine "Sabine"

[MacR]

moose knuckle

[jspaulding46947]

mine goes by many names...."the grey ghost", "the bimmer", or as my wife likes to call it "the schwagon"

[slocar]

bmw? :dunno

[IamCatman]

Never felt a need to name an inanimate object.

>^..^<

[MaxSteel]

Giant crack rock.

[Goathumper]

My other Girlfriend....when one gets pissy i go to the other :)

[skylinergtr]

i call it "bimmer", or "beams" or "black beast". i have a lotta different names for it. for some reason my friends call it the cockpit haha.

[ricemanva]

The '97 Black 318i Convertible (now deceased) - The Frauline
The '96 Silver 318i Convertible (recently sold to GF) - Heidi
The '95 Green 525 - under consideration

[Dat Aus]

mine is called Daisy. but she also goes by the name of bottomless money pit

[Armageddon535]

Armageddon. Or occasionally "Be-Ma-moW".

[Elekta]

My first one, which went to low level (see sig) was called the Air King after a stainless Rolex I got for my 40th from the wif.

The new one is Elekta, which is pretty self evident
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ggil-tx/DSCN5105.jpg

[MacR]

My first one, which went to low level (see sig) was called the Air King after a stainless Rolex I got for my 40th from the wif.

The new one is Elekta, which is pretty self evident
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ggil-tx/DSCN5105.jpg

Showoff :stickoutt

[Analog]

Mine is named ED.

Economy and drive showup on the dash next to each other as

E D

Therefore, Ed.

[atl530i]

Not sure...

[4500 RPM]

Scarlett because she's (almost) as beautiful as Scarlett Johansson.

But I refer to it as the E34 and get blank stares from non-enthusiasts.

[thespeedfactory]

"Schwartze Tot"

After the rest is painted black of course.

[MacR]

Scarlett because she's (almost) as beautiful as Scarlett Johansson.

But I refer to it as the E34 and get blank stares from non-enthusiasts.


Lol I told some people I was leaving in my e34 and a ricer kid said, "uhhh dude its R34 retard."

I laughed.

[4500 RPM]

Lol I told some people I was leaving in my e34 and a ricer kid said, "uhhh dude its R34 retard."

I laughed.

:rofl

Crazy ricers. :rofl

[530i1995]

Norma jeanne

[Elekta]

Showoff :stickoutt

this from the professed post whore?

if the foo shits

:violinist

[MacR]

this from the professed post whore?

if the foo shits

:violinist

:redspot touché mr. salesman.

[indierthanthou]

Evalinda. The first song I listened to when I bought it was "everlong" by the foo fighters, and I wanted to name it something with Eve or Eva in the name, and when i saw the Evalinda video on youtube, i was like OMGWTFBBQ!!! it fits!!!1!!oneone it works because I have a tendency to want to smack it when it isnt doing what I want it to.

....hows that for girly?

[tortexal]

I call mine the panty dropper actually

[MacR]

OMGWTFBBQ!!! it fits!!!1!!oneone

oh my god what the **** bar-b-que? yeah... I laughed at that one.

[89polaris]

i call her white lightning, or the sex machine

[Goathumper]

white lightning with a green hat? :D

[5271990]

The family call her "The Beast",

The g/f calls her the "ghetto mobile",

People at work call her the "crack car",

I call her the E34

And every one else I drive past on the commute to work calls her the shitty old BMW driven by a d**khead :rofl

[2DYE4]

I dont name my cars but I refer to it as the "M-fizzle" or just the "M"

[rsnajork]

Her name was the standard bessy as all my cars become known as. But the other day when the alarm for IT'S 37 DEG F BLASTED MY EARS I thought holy crap it hates the cold as much as I do since i grew up in Florida lol. Now her name is SISSY. I laughed at that name when i passed a new Mustang Saleen at 120 and he was trying to catch me lol. :alright

[atl530i]

Some interesting names. I refer to my BMWs by their chassis code most of the time.

[jcraig]

hmm…not really a name so much
either "f***in sweet" or "sex on wheels"

if i have to pick a name though…the blacked out kidneys make me go with "Adolf" :)

[atl530i]

Holy sig batman!! :)

[jcraig]

Holy sig batman!! :)

yeah got that fixed. didn't think it would let me put one in there that big

[attack eagle]

heh i just call it "the bimmer" go figure ;)

Ditto... or when talking to other Bimmer owners "the Touring."

[Elekta]

I've been callin it my jet lately. My kids think it's just another car with a front seat to kick. A friend called it the sta-wag, as in you finally get that sta-wag?

[attack eagle]

Must be a volvo owner... ;)

It's not a Stay-Wag, Station Wagon, or even a Sports Wagon...
It's a TOURING!

[X Mon]

Ahem, it's the Super Touring (ST for short of course)

Names and the car they are/were linked to in the order they came to be
The E - '84 325e my 1st car, and what started the insanity
The 18 - '84 318i
Whitey - '89 325iX Alpinewiess
Red - '90 325iX Brilliantrot
The 02 - '71 2002
Zwo - '72 2002 (Zwo is Bayerisch for two)
Cubed - '90 325iX Diamondschwarz
The Beater Bimmer - '86 325eS Auto 3.64 open rear end, winter beater
The 5'er - '89 525i 5spd
The Super Touring - '93 525iT (It's sure as hell not dad's 82 Ford Fairmont Wagon - think falsetto wood grain)
The Rat - '91 325i, purchased for it's glass sunroof, now slowly becoming a track beater
Twin - '89 325iX resprayed in Brilliantrot from Zinoberrot

[David325e]

when it goes in the air over railroad tracks and keeps driving, like last night, its "Lenny". But, when it yells at me in German or doesn't start the first time its "****in Leonard"

[Eggs Denison]

Boughtitcheapofixitpricey is how I address mine.

[zubbie]

I call her the Fünf dreißig Fünf (pronounced funf dreisig funf) or Fünf for short

and it is definitely a woman...........

[5mall5nail5]

Whats your car's name?

Sometimes "Damn bitch" and other times "holy shit" depending on whats going on :)

[MacR]

I ususally throw mine a "wassup baby" when I turn the corner and see her in a lot or something. Every once in awhile if I'm meeting new people I'll point at it and go "daaaamn" but not let them know its mine.

[Analog]

I ususally throw mine a "wassup baby" when I turn the corner and see her in a lot or something

Paul Wall?

Is that you?

[MacR]

Paul Wall?

Is that you?

Lol, I had to look him up, does that make me old already?

[pghmailman]

I just refer to mine as "the 540". The only car I ever did name was a 1967 MB 230s, I named her after the paints name of Havana Brown. For some reason " Miss Havana Brown" sounded sexy.
Peace

[swright442]

Started as "Rommel" but now it's become "Ze Motherf**ker"!

[e24mpwr]

Started as "Rommel" but now it's become "Ze Motherf**ker"!

:)

I call the M635 "Cosmo" because it is Cosmos Blau and I can't seem to give it a female name. It doesn't sound feminine when it is driving...

The E30 is just "the iX", though I do like the car a lot. No name has ever suggested itself to me...

[EurotrashDew]

I dont call her anything... she's definately a woman though, because of her ever changing day to day moods :crying:electric:angel2:angryfire

The wife however has a much more affectionate term for her:

The Ultimate Money Removal Machine.

:D

[Analog]

Lol, I had to look him up, does that make me old already?

"My grill shinin' like a disco ball"

"Similar to an ant, cuz I'm low to da Earth!"

"Sittin' Sidewayz"



C'mon now. Those are classic lyircs :shifty

Everyone should love and embrace Paul Wall.

[FalconBMW]

Well, my 525 isn't in driving condition yet, so I haven't figured out a name. I'm thinking Mitternacht/Midnight would be a good one.

[Christoffer]

Ungeheuer.

[Redfive]

When I just had the red 535 it was
"redfive"
"red"
"the bmw"
"the bimmer"
but once I had an identical car i started calling it the "red one", the "race car" or the "fast one"
and the black 535 became the "black one" or "black5"
Nothing too creative
Sometime I refer to the red one as the "red rocket" or "turbo power" or after apply liberal power "go baby go, ahh ha ha ha"

[5mall5nail5]

The only thing gayer than naming your car is the 'Finer Thing" club

[MSHii]

My current car's name is Cole and it's a male.

[Christoffer]

The only thing gayer than naming your car is the 'Finer Thing" club
you ok?

[MacR]

The only thing gayer than naming your car is the 'Finer Thing" club

And turbo'ing. RRRight, who does that anymore? :rolleyes

[5mall5nail5]

I guess no one here follows "The Office"

[Whackamac]

My s50 525i is graciously named Gretchen. She is a vicious fat assed german bitch. She may not be perfectly pretty, but she can sure whoop some ass.

[Jameseypoo]

I just named my car Julien