a 318i automatic has an m3 badge on the back, what do you do to it?

[camiloteram]

it's completely stock and has no other m3 paraphernalia. What, I say what, do you do?

I have a good story to tell :shifty

[eeeks]

if it aint my car...i dont do a thing

[earthwormjim]

You don't mess with others' cars no matter what they look like or what badges they have on them.

[NYY42]

You don't mess with others' cars no matter what they look like or what badges they have on them.

+1

[ParadigmGuy]

I would put a piece of paper on the windshield held in place by the windshield wiper letting the owner know that his car is not an M3. :thumbup:

[pbclax423]

laugh ... then walk away

[cooljess76]

You ask the owner if he wants to race. Tell him, "I win, you take off the M3 badge. You win, I badge my car with Buick emblems."

But seriously, NEVER mess with someone else's car!!! That would be a bitch move.

[Ailiaw]

that doesnt beat what i saw on the freeway today..."Civic 330i" with a fartcan muffler.

and yes, dont touch others' cars.

[Tamad]

it's completely stock and has no other m3 paraphernalia. What, I say what, do you do?

I have a good story to tell :shifty

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wot do i do..just LOOK and Smile. be happy for his car.

SO TELL US YOUR STORY THEN..
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[gamelanman]

What they said +100. :)

And, yeah. Tell us your story!

[dirtye30]

I like the piece of paper idea...I would include a bottle of goof off to help them do it on the spot.

[ThreeTwoFiveI]

So far, this thread does not deliver. :confused

[BMWMPow3r]

Leave it alone. most likely its in the projects and all the homies and they're ex-con brothers will most likely :akshoot at you for messing with they're ""M3."":rolleyes besides if all the neighboring homies think its an m3 it will probably get stolen :freakand trashed in a "high speed" :rolleyespolice chase:cop. My 2 cents.
then someone on these forums will end up with another parts car with an m3 badge. besides if i were to see that dingbat or anyone else with the m3 badge on a 318i i'de love to blow the doors off of they're car with my bronze 85 535i with no badge.

it would give me great pleasure to put that cocky punk in his place.
ya boyyyyeeee.

[oomz1975]

Just shake your head & walk away, but theres no need to touch it.

[baghram]

I wait for camiloteram to show up, vandalize the car and get his ass arrested for doing so

[BMWMPow3r]

=I have a good story to tell :shifty

:eatpop:i'm all ears.

[BMWMPow3r]

I wait for camiloteram to show up, vandalize the car and get his ass arrested for doing so

Let me guess. you have a m badged 318i?

[baghram]

Let me guess. you have a m badged 318i?
Hell no, I'm not even into performance crap or "any" mods whatsoever. Let alone badges :D

[Navy328]

I just :) , :rolleyes
Then walk inside to buy M badges for my 328.

story, story, story, story:chicken

[Alpine3.23]

If it ain't yours, don't touch it.

[TheNorthWaves]

leave a piece of paper under the wiper saying "man your M3 is SO COOL" (all serious and stuff)... hehe... boost his ego so maybe one day he'll get so full of it that he'll say something stupid and make people laugh at him...

[BMWMPow3r]

dog poo in the hood vent.:)
:screamJ.K.:rofl:

[Bimuh007]

If it ain't yours, don't touch it.

amen.

[baghram]

dog poo in the hood vent.:)
:screamJ.K.:rofl:
Poo in the grill and wait 'till the shit hits the fan :D

[BMWMPow3r]

the hood vent is more direct to the nostrils. it'll give him an idea of what others think when they see his ghetto"m3" enriching the cabin with the flavorfull smell of the m-replica. you need to bring out the full flavor of a well chopped up front yard m1.8. Its just not the same without it. :lol

[BMWMPow3r]

I got a good name for it.
Lets call it the "Mexican 3."
no pun intended for people of mexican descent.

[staplesking]

is there a story?

I bought my 94' 318is off a 19 y.o. kid and he has an m3 emblem on it along with a fartcan muffler... 1st thing I did was take it off very carefully 2nd thing was to get a stock muffler w/a nice tip
now i'm debadged :redspot
the sad thing is at the time, he told me that he stole it off a brand new 06' m3 at the stealership :nono

[patrickrolfsen]

Just leave a note and be like "Dude! what happened to your front bumper/side moulding/diffuser/exhaust with two pipes?? Did it get stolen?"

[350chevrolet]

race him if you must but for fook sake dont touch it. i cant stand when people touch my cars

[fik]

steal a dump truck and crash into it going as fast as possible

[Wizzie944]

Makes me think of the time I seen a Dodge Shadow with a Mercedes Star on the front. LOL

[Razza Nuova]

Leave him a note, it can say anything, tell him to eat a bag of dicks if you'd like but seriously, NEVER touch someone elses car.

[Bring The Noise]

itd be cool if it was engine swapped

[tabhasg]

Meybe he's got an M3 with a 318i badge on it at home.

[GardenBeast]

My 318ti has an //M badge on it. the previous owner tried to rice it up, it looks like. It had marine marker lights under the hood, to light the engine compartment. MARINE MARKERS! And they put a lame neon light behind the grille. I immediately ripped all the lights out, but I can't get the //M off. It's above the 318ti badge, too. It makes me sad. I'm scared to rip it off. it might bring paint with it.
oh well... new paint job soon i hope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/GardenBeast/backview.jpg

[camiloteram]

well I left a note, but I don't think it's that funny anymore, what would you tell him if you left a note?

The ironic part for me was that my friends came with a phone picture of the badge trying to make me jealous because my car looks like an m3 but isn't. so I come out to drool and then I see that's it's a completely stock sedan... then... I see the auto... feeling wosy I went to take a seat only to find more horror from teh faker, ONE tail pipe. blind with rage I sent my friends to hunt for a sticky note and a pen.

[camiloteram]

My 318ti has an //M badge on it. the previous owner tried to rice it up, it looks like. It had marine marker lights under the hood, to light the engine compartment. MARINE MARKERS! And they put a lame neon light behind the grille. I immediately ripped all the lights out, but I can't get the //M off. It's above the 318ti badge, too. It makes me sad. I'm scared to rip it off. it might bring paint with it.
oh well... new paint job soon i hope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/GardenBeast/backview.jpg

credit card and buy some gum dissolver at an autoparts store.

[GardenBeast]

credit card and buy some gum dissolver at an autoparts store.


sweeeeeet. i know what i'm doing after work tomorrow! thanks!

[m3saloon]

seriously i would go to jail if someone was fucking with my car.. I DO OWN a NON production M3, it was a 325i that is more M3 now than a car with wbsb. if you dont own it. and you dont know them. dont touch it walk away or just chuckel to your self.

[m3saloon]

i saw a 1 tail piped "M3" it turned out to be a REAL m3 with custom turbo exhaust.. so you never know..... Unless u look at the VIN of course

[BMWMPow3r]

Its ussually pretty obvious to spot a real M3 or not. the owner would have to fork some serious doe to fool a real e36 enthusiast. I wouldn't touch the car eigther. Sometimes you gotta feel sorry for some of these people. You can't knock them for loving the BMW motorsport car even if they don't know what its like to drive one or its true meaning.

[Redcc]

Never touch the car, thats blasphemy ;) I'd wait and race him ;)

[m3saloon]

make some kind of wager, give him some offer he couldent refuse. like a huge head start and a large prize (titles for ex) then own his car

[jaguax]

well I left a note, but I don't think it's that funny anymore, what would you tell him if you left a note?

The ironic part for me was that my friends came with a phone picture of the badge trying to make me jealous because my car looks like an m3 but isn't. so I come out to drool and then I see that's it's a completely stock sedan... then... I see the auto... feeling wosy I went to take a seat only to find more horror from teh faker, ONE tail pipe. blind with rage I sent my friends to hunt for a sticky note and a pen.

Worst. Most overhyped. Story. Ever. :)

I would've seran wrapped it a bunch of times. No harm in that, and you usually get a priceless reaction from the driver. :stickoutt

[runetang[1337]]

um. ill take a shot at it.

remove the M3 badge wth dental floss, then mount it to your front kidney grill on your non-M3 car? lol ... :D

i coulda done that to a 318 down the street with an M badge, it was like "M///is" , the 318 was gone.

so i could snuck over there with some dental floss and yanked it in one fell swoop of the floss, but the person lived 3 houses down from me, and we are the only two people who have E36's within a 10 house radius on both sides.

so i think i would've gotten found out when she noticed it on my grill. :D yes, it was a she! and it wasnt even a girl trying to be cool.. some random african american girl who was definitely NOT trying to pimp the car.. there were no other mods etc.

[cooljess76]

My 318ti has an //M badge on it. the previous owner tried to rice it up, it looks like. It had marine marker lights under the hood, to light the engine compartment. MARINE MARKERS! And they put a lame neon light behind the grille. I immediately ripped all the lights out, but I can't get the //M off. It's above the 318ti badge, too. It makes me sad. I'm scared to rip it off. it might bring paint with it.
oh well... new paint job soon i hope.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/GardenBeast/backview.jpg
Lose the wing and ACSchnitzer badge while you're at it, you got hubcaps for christ sake! I don't care if the previous owner put it on, that's the most played excuse on the forum and you're making us Ti guys look bad by posting pics like that.


;9739999']um. ill take a shot at it.

remove the M3 badge wth dental floss, then mount it to your front kidney grill on your non-M3 car? lol ... :D

i coulda done that to a 318 down the street with an M badge, it was like "M///is" , the 318 was gone.

so i could snuck over there with some dental floss and yanked it in one fell swoop of the floss, but the person lived 3 houses down from me, and we are the only two people who have E36's within a 10 house radius on both sides.

so i think i would've gotten found out when she noticed it on my grill. :D yes, it was a she! and it wasnt even a girl trying to be cool.. some random african american girl who was definitely NOT trying to pimp the car.. there were no other mods etc.
Fuckin idiot, you have to be 16 to drive here in the states or 15 with a permit. After reading your post, I'd say you were about 13 or or you're just plain stupid. Did you even read the thread before that shit fell out of your mouth and onto the keyboard? Grow the fuck up or you'll find yourself getting your ass kicked, by a girl with a nicer car than yours none the less.

DON'T EVER FUCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camiloteram]

What the hell crawled up this guy's asshole?

[texas319]

What the hell crawled up this guy's asshole?

I miss placed M3 Badge

[BMWMPow3r]

:eatpop:

[NiTrOuSoXiDe]

One time, I saw a bimmer with a M3 badge on it and it had a body kit and a huge spoiler and chrome tail lights and I saw the guy who owned it and I said "OMG LOL letz race n stuff!1" so we got on the highway and we raced and he beat me real bad so I followed him and watched him park and when he left I broke his windows and smashed his hood and spray painted PLAYER HATER on his doors...

[oomz1975]

One time, I saw a bimmer with a M3 badge on it and it had a body kit and a huge spoiler and chrome tail lights and I saw the guy who owned it and I said "OMG LOL letz race n stuff!1" so we got on the highway and we raced and he beat me real bad so I followed him and watched him park and when he left I broke his windows and smashed his hood and spray painted PLAYER HATER on his doors...


....wanker

[NiTrOuSoXiDe]

I do believe you mean "Awesome".

[robhurlburt]

well I left a note, but I don't think it's that funny anymore, what would you tell him if you left a note?

The ironic part for me was that my friends came with a phone picture of the badge trying to make me jealous because my car looks like an m3 but isn't. so I come out to drool and then I see that's it's a completely stock sedan... then... I see the auto... feeling wosy I went to take a seat only to find more horror from teh faker, ONE tail pipe. blind with rage I sent my friends to hunt for a sticky note and a pen.

what did you write on the note...

[BMWMPow3r]

:orangesle:sleep:drool:

[cooljess76]

One time, I saw a bimmer with a M3 badge on it and it had a body kit and a huge spoiler and chrome tail lights and I saw the guy who owned it and I said "OMG LOL letz race n stuff!1" so we got on the highway and we raced and he beat me real bad so I followed him and watched him park and when he left I broke his windows and smashed his hood and spray painted PLAYER HATER on his doors...
:lolAnd then your mom woke you up and drove you to school in her Ford Tempo.

[dirtye30]

One time, I saw a bimmer with a M3 badge on it and it had a body kit and a huge spoiler and chrome tail lights and I saw the guy who owned it and I said "OMG LOL letz race n stuff!1" so we got on the highway and we raced and he beat me real bad so I followed him and watched him park and when he left I broke his windows and smashed his hood and spray painted PLAYER HATER on his doors...

so YOU'RE the guy....you son of a bitch....