Help me pick a screan name

[teufel530]

I know this is kind of gay, not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but I need help picking a screen name. When I joined Bimmerforum I mistakenly used my e-mail address as a name instead of creating one. I've been racking my brain but every time I think of something I check the member list and the name is taken.

So send me your suggestions, and just to save you all some time the following names are already taken:

-dumbass
-lusr
-butwyp
-lykalotofbals

Here’s a picture of my car. The only mod I made is powder coating white the valve covers. I’m working on a new radio and wheels but the wife is 9 months pregnant so both will have to wait or else I may end up like this poor bastard.

[attack eagle]

familyguy?

[Flamewerks]

...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

Hmm, weird. Last time I checked into my straight little world there was....

[Roderic E34T]

Why not just take your first name And adding your Car.

I made Roderic E34T. Roderic is my first name and E34T stands for E34 Touring. (DOH!!):D :eek:

Sooo make yours like anegonzalez05 E34 535i.

[moroza]

:nuts

[Arianboy]

I know this is kind of gay, not that there's anything wrong with being gay..



http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f134/Arianboy/Smilies/waytofold.gif

Now I know it's been a long and hard 9 months, but DON'T DO IT!!! Granted you still have a couple of months to go...

[e34gasm]

Nothing like starting the day with a good laugh http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowrofl4wj.gif

Thanks, I needed that.:D

[xpander]

105tintr4n514i10n ? :D

[Whackamac]

How about Cornhole...

or gord
or nutsack
or analprobe
or horny...

just referencing your pic...

[Antrieb]

My username is "Drive" in German. Maybe you could do something similar?

[teufel530]

familyguy?

True desciption but Im a car guy too. Damn happy medium, where are you!!!


Why not just take your first name And adding your Car.

I made Roderic E34T. Roderic is my first name and E34T stands for E34 Touring. (DOH!!):D :eek:

Sooo make yours like anegonzalez05 E34 535i.

My first name is Angel (spanish thing), so Angel530i is simply not car guy like. Thanks


Hmm, weird. Last time I checked into my straight little world there was....

Hey Im from the SF Bay Area, if you're a homophob they will run you out of town. Got to love the gays too.

[Roderic E34T]

And how about your last name??:D

[teufel530]

My username is "Drive" in German. Maybe you could do something similar?


Now we are getting somewhere, I'll give that a try.

[Itsnotme1988]

Now we are getting somewhere, I'll give that a try.

"Spiel mit mir"

:lol

[attack eagle]

Conducir is drive in spanish. I'm assuming with the name Angel you are either hispanic or spanish ancestry and not a vampire.

[Goat128]

How about Cornhole...


or nutsack



How bout nutsachs.. give it a german twist.

[blackparis]

My username is "Drive" in German. Maybe you could do something similar?

.... Its not a proper translation for that you think of, when you mention DRIVE....

It means "A drive" as in a mechanichal device..
.
example... All-wheel-drive = Allradantrieb or. Aller Rad-Antrieb


The word you were probably looking for is : Fuhren
I drive to the mall = Ich fahre zum einkaufszentrum
The golfer uses a wooden driver = Der golfspieler benutzt einen holzeren fahrer

:redspot

Dich bumse Neger

[E34N]

how about 'screenname'.. :dunno

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Scheißeklopfer

[Unique MjC]

how about 'screenname'.. :dunno

lol how about 'screanname'

[marlinspike]

The word you were probably looking for is : Fuhren
I drive to the mall = Ich fahre zum mall
The golfer uses a wooden driver = Der golfspieler benutzt einen holzeren fahrer

:redspot

Dich bumse Neger


Fuhren (well, with an umlaut over the u) means to lead, fahren is to drive.

Neger is pretty offensive btw.

[Itsnotme1988]

Fuhren (well, with an umlaut over the u) means to lead, fahren is to drive.


He used fahren in his example sentences.

[marlinspike]

He used fahren in his example sentences.

It's possible that he thought it was irregular (some German verbs have a vowel change in the singular forms)

[blackparis]

Fuhren (well, with an umlaut over the u) means to lead, fahren is to drive.


He used fahren in his example sentences.

I mistyped.... lol
I knew that!



Neger is pretty offensive btw.
I know.. I was directing it @ zac.... Cause well.. He is... :alright


And I am learnig German, so by ALL means critique me... I want to be able to move to Europe in 4-5 years, and be able to get some REAL cars... Monaco sounds really nice, and I love speaking french, but the cost of living would be tooo high... So I am trying to learn other languages to not be stuck in one country, from a lingual standpoint... :redspot

[teufel530]

Oh my GOD you guys are making me regret I asked.
Focus, need screen name!

How bout nutsachs.. give it a german twist.

So far Nutsachs is winning.;)

[marlinspike]

Ich lerne auch Deutsch. Ich habe nur fuer vierzehn Wochen Deutsch lernen aber weil mein kurs intensiv ist, erfahre ich schnell.

Oh, and Germany is awesome. I've been there 8 or 9 times. Granted I rather live in the US because I'm not a big fan of their domestic politics, but if I had to live somewhere in Europe it would be Germany (and I've been to Germany, France, Spain, England, Switzerland, Austria, and Italy).

Oh, and my suggestion: WeiBei. A play on Weichei...which I guess isn't a good thing, but still I find it clever.

[CWB]

Nutsachs

[teufel530]

Nutsachs

Already suggested. Thanks for playing.:rock:

[attack eagle]

unentschlossen


Means indecisive. :)

[splackavellie]

how about anegonzalez05

[Arianboy]

Ok, try this one out...

"Der Hammer"

[attack eagle]

notto be facetious but I think you already picked your "screen name" when you signed up BTW...

[CSmith1]

Nutsachs...congrats on the car..the posting...the baby...the wife that understands your true love(BMWs)...and the hazing.

[CSmith1]

Second thought...if it is a baby boy...Nutsachs!!

[teufel530]

How about Cornhole...

or gord
or nutsack
or analprobe
or horny...

just referencing your pic...



How bout nutsachs.. give it a German twist.


Nutsachs

Nutsachs...congrats on the car..the posting...the baby...the wife that understands your true love(BMWs)...and the hazing.


I think we have a wiener, Nutsacks (with the German twist) it is.

Thanks to Goat128 for the suggestion.

By the way it’s going to be a girl; that will be #4. :cashwalleYes, God is punishing me for the sins of my early 20’s.:rofl:

[Whackamac]

hey now.... thanks to who???? I was the "original" smart ass... :la

:lol

[Roderic E34T]

hey now.... thanks to who???? I was the "original" smart ass... :la

:lol

Then why not change your name in "First Smart Ass"?? :D

[teufel530]

hey now.... thanks to who???? I was the "original" smart ass... :la

:lol

Your right, sorry for the oversight.


Props to Whackmac and Goat 128 for their suggestions of my new screen name. Special thanks to Goat for the German twist.

[Whackamac]

Then why not change your name in "First Smart Ass"?? :D

DONE! well at least my undername tag..... :lol