Mom's car vs. 360 Modena

[Eric BMW]

So i'm driving for some random errands in my mom's 330cic. Had the top down drivin around pimpin my moms ride. I noticed a red 360 modena taking it easy as he came to a red light. Now obviously because his car was red he maybe, just maybe had the power advantage, weight advantage, tranny advantage, pimp factor advantage, aerodynamics advantage, and overall edged me out with a "that's a pretty cool looking car" advantage.

Anywho back to the story. it was dusk. A slight breeze combed my hair. I looked over in a disrespectful aww. It's a middle aged white male showing signs of a few gray hairs. And then, he inches foward. A little too much engine noise for a little inching foward if you ask me. I knew what he wanted. I smoothly slide my MOM'S super duper sequential automatic into "manual" mode while pretending to reach for the clutch. The light turned green. For that split second I felt the adrenalien rush of the car (or the lag from the automatic). I slowly eased into first keepingcalm abotu punchign it in my beastly 3700 lb machine. I use my peripherals to see him move foward in a nice motion, shiftign and then getting on it hard.

Now here, I let him get a bit of a headstart because I didn't want to embarass him that badly. Letting him get ahead by , 1, 2 maybe 6 car lengths I decide to punch it in second gear. I felt the cool breeze over my face. The heated seats scorching my buttocks. Some girly techno music caressing my ears.

Knowing how badly I was goign to whoop him I did the smart thing and turned into the shopping center (had to do errands) soon after I started to "pull" on him (he came to the next red light). After seeing this and not wanting to upset so many Ferrari fans i've decided to retire from racing Ferrari's in my moms e46 vert.

So you're disappointed with my race are ya? Well let me just tell you this. I was the coolest kid ever driving my moms BMW pretending like it was my own and abusing it as if I had my name on the pink slip. Oh yeah!:redspot

[UltimateDrivr]

funny joke....about as funny as bob saget

[Eric BMW]

that was below the belt :(

[UltimateDrivr]

that was below the belt :(

lol....you're right, i apoligize

[isuckathockey35]

haha thats funny as hell

[jrhaile]

Did you get Pizza?

[matt5058]

good story :lol

[m3mobbin]

:lol Damn Eric, you should've quoted the F&F "What's the price tag on one of those things pal." Nice kill in the end though, a thinking man's strategy...

[Eric BMW]

I would've but I was distracted by a shiney object

[MD326]

Bob Saggat is funny as hell..

[teamspeednautik]

funny joke....about as funny as bob saget


:lol :lol :lol :lol LMFAO!

[OrestP]

Excellent story

[DaveE30]

and overall edged me out with a "that's a pretty cool looking car" advantage.

Great quote!

Anyway, at least you got to drive home in a BMW. ;)

Oh, and you would've had him in the twisties.

Finally, did he do a ricer fly-by?

[m3chaser]

ahahahahahaha best kill story in a while

[addnon]

hah nice eric

was this in cali or stl?

[WytLytnyn]

Bob Saggat is funny as hell..

Bob Sagat should've been deported...

[Ingenere]

Are you sure he was racing? If he's like alot of my Fcar friends....he may have just been trying to beat you for the best valet spot. Now if I were driving.....things would have been different. :)

[BMWALDO]

Great Story! Made me laugh like crazy :clap

[Ty Vil]

hilarious.

[manonskisjr]

Pretty good story man. Where do you go to school, i see the greek letters? I bet you are a journalism major? Pretty good story teller. Thats a compliment!

[f ll th bl nks]

Are you sure he was racing? If he's like alot of my Fcar friends....he may have just been trying to beat you for the best valet spot. Now if I were driving.....things would have been different. :)

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
It was a satire my friend.

[Eric BMW]

Pretty good story man. Where do you go to school, i see the greek letters? I bet you are a journalism major? Pretty good story teller. Thats a compliment!

I go to Saint Louis University. Sigma Tau Gamma. Marketing (automotive) major. I hate being bored!

[UltimateDrivr]

Bob Sagat should've been deported...

i didnt know hes an immagrant. wheres he from

[xinline6x]

you get home eric? you better bring your car out here this summer.......
Good kill story... wish more people had a sense of humor.

[addnon]

I go to Saint Louis University. Sigma Tau Gamma. Marketing (automotive) major. I hate being bored!

i'm suprised you aren't doing pre med :D

[Eric BMW]

i'm suprised you aren't doing pre med :D

I am brown hehe. I actually used to be pre-med.

[Eric BMW]

i'm suprised you aren't doing pre med :D

I am brown hehe. I actually used to be pre-med.

Sorry jordan, don't feel like putting 4000 miles on my car to do a drive i've alreayd done. it's your turn. You drive out here.

[ElPolloLoco]

It was me in the 360 =(

[Revhard]

It was me in the 360 =(

HAHA, dude i have to tell you,i work in a professional office building and i was sittin here laughin my a$$ off!!! I haven't laughed like that to the computer in forever. +1 to the member who said people need to sit back an laugh every once in a while!!!!!!!

[Beanerbum16]

hahaha NOICE kill

[Alpine 318is]

that was pretty fricken funny. Good story!!

[coldblooded 328]

haha, great story. enjoyed reading it

[ellinopedo182]

id rather be middle aged with some signs of white hair driving a Ferrari then you. :)

[Eric BMW]

No, you don't understand. It was an e46....hands down the super neatest car in the world. Gosh!

[fm.illuminatus]

No, you don't understand. It was an e46....hands down the super neatest car in the world. Gosh!

No way!! SERIOUSLY??? OMG. :D

[donniestarko]

No, you don't understand. It was an e46....hands down the super neatest car in the world. Gosh!

:lol :lol :lol :lol Dude, have you seen an E30? C'mon MATE!

[Anonymatt]

Good story, bit drawn out though :D. Then again, I guess you had to spell out the joke or a lot of people might not get it..

[lkwd318ti]

DAAAAAAMN!!!!
THAT WAS A CRAZY KILL ERIC!
haha that was pretty good lol...
come back to socal...
k peace

-Randy

[Eric BMW]

hehe i was a bored motherfucker back int he day...and now

[AzzMan]

This topic owned all.

[MPower7]

Letting him get ahead by , 1, 2 maybe 6 car lengths I decide to punch it in second gear. I felt the cool breeze over my face. The heated seats scorching my buttocks. Some girly techno music caressing my ears.



Got me right there:rofl

[amizzi]

excellent story

[Saab ARC]

Eric,

You forgot the part about how you honked three times.

:buttrock

[325CoPilot]

hmm

[Eric BMW]

I honked mentally. We had a psychic connection.

[Ben Z.]

:rofl

[sirtiger]

death of the year

[bayareabmw]

good kill story best ive read so far....

and for the guy who wrote this below what kind of job do you have.. i would love to look into that career haha..

[quote=Ingenere;6609132]Are you sure he was racing? If he's like alot of my Fcar friends....he may have just been trying to beat you for the best valet spot. Now if I were driving.....things would have been different. :)[/quot

[SurfdogCP]

funny joke....about as funny as bob saget

Hey. Bob Saget is really funny.

[someguy2800]

Reminds me of the time I raced that lamborgini for slips... :grenade

[sirtiger]

Hey. Bob Saget is really funny.

+1

[Deuuuce]

I like the F1 trans in those cars w/ aftermarket exhaust - they have a higher idle speed and it sounds great just sitting at the light!

Good story!

[MackinE46]

If you saw bob sagot do "the aristocrats" joke, you would realize he is hilarious

[tonyyy]

best kill story everrrr !! haha i was lauging while i was reading it. great stuff.

[EOSphoto]

Good race, I ran into a 360 spyder the other day in my RX8. The guy couldn't drive or shifted really slow, he got about 4 cars on me from 40-100 mph. It also had big bling chrome wheels FTL.