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Grim Reaper
05-01-2006, 08:00 PM
As the title says how does your E34 greet you in the garage?

Mine usually starts the weekend with a "93 Chevron with techron, please." A quick fill and nod of thanks. I light the steed off with the key, and she says "lets find a suitable place for third gear WOT!"
Antrieb
05-01-2006, 08:09 PM
Mine asks for more horse power.
Lastb0isct
05-01-2006, 08:17 PM
mine needs a chip...but maybe instead a engine swap...lol
TreyG
05-01-2006, 08:31 PM
Mine says " Lower me dammit " !
Fastx525ixGuy
05-01-2006, 08:33 PM
Mine says " Lower me dammit " !

We must have twins
offthewall
05-01-2006, 08:38 PM
mine says..

Hello sir, where would u like me to take you today and how fast do we need to get there?
AndrewH
05-01-2006, 08:47 PM
We must have twins

Triplets perhaps...
ILoveMPower
05-01-2006, 08:48 PM
As the title says how does your E34 greet you in the garage?

Mine usually starts the weekend with a "93 Chevron with techron, please." A quick fill and nod of thanks. I light the steed off with the key, and she says "lets find a suitable place for third gear WOT!"

LOL! You sir, are a very honest man! :buttrock
gota525i
05-01-2006, 09:00 PM
Mine says, "guess what else is wrong with me today?":D
AndrewH
05-01-2006, 09:02 PM
Mine says, "guess what else is wrong with me today?":D

I could vouch for that also...:stickoutt
skateparks
05-01-2006, 09:13 PM
mine says good //////MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMorning, Tom...

I kill me...
nixter
05-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Mine says, "why don't you take out what you got in your pants there and stick it in my hole, yeah baby...that really turns me on!"


nix
angrypancake
05-01-2006, 10:35 PM
mine is in the driveway crying to be fixed.
flyeryan
05-01-2006, 10:39 PM
LOL! You sir, are a very honest man! :buttrock

your sig says island green... but it's actually Iceland Green. Just thought I'd let you know! :D
Striker169
05-09-2006, 06:10 PM
Mine says, "guess what else is wrong with me today?":D

haha I get that one alot from mine
LJSE34
05-09-2006, 07:27 PM
Mine says, "guess what else is wrong with me today?":D

yeah that reminds me of my old E34
Goat128
05-09-2006, 07:44 PM
mine doesn't have i-Drive...
Andryuha
05-09-2006, 07:47 PM
mine asks me:

"When the hell are you going to replace upper and lower control arms, so that I can stop clunking? Are you ever planning to replace those old brake rotors that already have lips on them?"
HE53
05-09-2006, 10:19 PM
Mine says "F/Fog Lghts" because there arent any...

well I guess it says check control first.