Fried Rice?

[525driver]

So im coming home from the mall yesterday with my mom (im driving) and we come to a stoplight. This red civic rolls up next to me and i just laugh. He had alteza tails, grapefruit-shooting fart cannon (one of the extra gay ones with the red lights in it) and a double wing taller then the car. stock ride hight with crome wheels but surprisingly no body kit :95 Hes got some ludacris rap shit blaring on his stock sound system. So when the light turns green he guns it Farrrrrrrrrt Farrrrrrrrt and im just laughing the whole way. We stop at another red light and this time i get to read all the sticker on the side of his car... he must have had atleast 15 .... so whats that about 50 hp? up ahead the road goes from 2 lanes to 1 so there is no way im getting stuck behind this fag. I shift the auto into nuteral and let him hear my inline 6 roar. He does the same and i laugh. I put her in sport mode and my mom is like "Adam dont you dare race him" she spoke to late cuz the light changed green. Well needless to say his stickers didnt make him fast enough cuz i pushed the pedal past the notch at the end and let my baby wind up to around 5k before I let up so she could shift (damn i want a manual) I shut down around 60 and he is wayyyy behind me. I merge onto the highway and about a minute later I was treated to a ricer flyby with flashing lights and a nice farrrrrrrt when he went by. I guess he thought we were still racing :95 The rest of the drive home was spent explaining to my mom what a "rice boi" is. :buttrock

[suspenceman]

LOL, good stuff

but i think all of the decals has to be at least 75 hp. and the wing gave him 20hp. i love the smeel of cooked rice!!

[525driver]

Man I wish I woulda had a digi cam with me to get a pic the car looked soooooooo funny. The rear windows were tinted so dark it looked like he painted them black.
stickers included :
apexi (big ass one)
greddy
hks
sparco (even tho he had stock seats)
momo
konig
and a huge apc window banner
bunch more i cant remember

[BGM3]

He was grossly over-weight. Those modded civics can handle 10 stickers max after that, the wind resistance is greater than the HP that they gain from putting them on. By the way, if the stickers were not yellow that would be -12.7639 hp. WAIT!!! Did you say he had a red light in the exhaust? That must be one of those Civic DX-AWD Turbo+ . You're lucky he didn't rev up to 14k rpm, cause then he would have walked you.

Roman

[J10B]

dont you just love it when they have Recaro AND SPARCO?? like they have one of each seat. I think instead of bashing the rice we should stop and let them go for a ride.
OF course make them sit on a plastic bag so u dont ruin the seats when they shit themselves.

THen ask if they REALLY want to race a BIMMER

[Andy ///M3/4]

I think the SPARCO sticker is for the racing glove that gives them MAD SKILZ.

(just one glove because they can't afford to buy two after all the sticker work)

[E30User]

Your mom was actually riding passenger while all this occured?

[VOLSBimmer]

Nice one, I can't stand those dang SLOW ricers that think they drive some fast sports car!!:nono It's nice sometimes to show them they don't!!

What wrong w/ Ludacris though??:95 He's got mad skills!!:clap: