540i no power

[phillytouch]

TRACTION CNTROL (ASC) lght cm on for 15 min thn off aftr trng car off and bk on thn cr stutterd at 3000 rpm in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear

[The Beastmaster]

thn it def prt of yr trc cntrl sys. wht is hpnng is yr trc sys is shtng off pwr to yr mtr. thts y u hv no pwr.

[MaloventEvil]

TRACTION CNTROL (ASC) lght cm on for 15 min thn off aftr trng car off and bk on thn cr stutterd at 3000 rpm in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear
^ is what you said. this is what i heard:

Traction Control (ASC) on for 15 min.... and on..... studdered at 3000rpm in 1st gear, 2nd gear, and 3rd gear.

[Alin10123]

riiiiight...

[stuntride]

..............

[Speedfreak]

Pat, I want to buy a vowel. :stickoutt

[cleoent]

is this a joke?

[phillytouch]

thnx fr hlp...my lght is off and the cr is rnng nrml if thr is anythng sch as a nrml bmmr anywys thnx fr rplys\\\da rookie

[cleoent]

Dude seriously, what is your problem? Why can't you type normal?

[The Beastmaster]

thnx fr hlp...my lght is off and the cr is rnng nrml if thr is anythng sch as a nrml bmmr anywys thnx fr rplys\\\da rookie
Please write in coherent English sentences without abbreviations. That will help a great deal.

Also, the stripes go this way ///.

[fuddyduddy121]

Was the service engine soon light on?

[djaxis]

Just think of all the extra words he can type if he skips most if not all of the vowels in every word. Maybe he's a court stenographer?