PLEASE HELP E90 318i trouble

[moochop2007]

Hi peps I have a 2005 e90 with a n46 lump in right here goes I brought the car as a non runner so got the car back pluged it in and valvetronic motor was to fault great !!! So I buy a new one at bmw £200 then proceed to fit it I reset it to factory settings then refit the valve cover then go to start it and boom NOTHING it now won't even start but I got it going once and it miss fired like trooper like it was on 2 cylinders so I strip it again reset the motor and clean the plugs then go to start and........NOTHING !!!!!! Wtf can any one give me any advice would really help cheers people

[moochop2007]

So I had the valvetronic adaptions reset And boom she fired BX ran like a dream till the engine was cold then nothing it turns over like its got no compression but it has because once you plug it In and the guy does whatever he's doing it runs like a dream and fires all the time while its hot then when it's cold it will fire then dies straight away then won't start for ages and if and when it does it it's miss's like a bitch then turn it off turn it back on and if you keep the revs up and work through the miss fire it will run fine then turn it off and restart no problem. Wait till the engine is cold and nothing I'm getting really pissed off with now I just seem to keep spending money on this on that and it just doesn't sort it ! Please guys if you can help out I would really appreciate it cheers

[cheech1]

I would try to help you, but I can't understand your dialect.

[Pyewacket69]

I would try to help you, but I can't understand your dialect.

A master of the "run-on" sentence...

[moochop2007]

Ok so I've taken the inlet manifold off and seen that my ccv is completely filled with crap cleaned it out and gonna fit it tonight to see what happens pictures to follow !

[moochop2007]

Well special tools on there way !!! Have no compression in all cylinders! It's like the valves are sitting just proud of the head. So will update soon !

[mystreba]

I suspect it's the guy who does whatever he's doing.

[moochop2007]

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