how to launch 335i x-drive

[Valeho4l]

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[AmazingJr]

.... What.

Is this an actual question or just a joke

[beezwax]

judging by post count and join date, im guessing this is real

[smc850ci]

I'd start with a Saturn V rocket and a lot of duct-tape.....

[Rudolph320i]

I'd start with a Saturn V rocket and a lot of duct-tape.....

might need gorilla tape for this job.

[mattyr6]

Find the nearest aircraft carrier. Drive onto the flight deck. Attach car to catapult. Salute deck boss. Off you go

[mystreba]

First, leak to the press that you have a new car. Then, parade the car around Nürburgring in a camouflage skin-covering for the paparazzi. Six months later roll it out at Auto Shows in Frankfurt, Tokyo, Paris and Detroit. Then retain Jung Von Matt to advertise the new car. Hire several movie stars, soccer players and an F1 driver to host a launch party in Munich before rolling it out to showrooms around the world.

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[rhakes23]

First, leak to the press that you have a new car. Then, parade the car around Nürburgring in a camouflage skin-covering for the paparazzi. Six months later roll it out at Auto Shows in Frankfurt, Tokyo, Paris and Detroit. Then retain Jung Von Matt to advertise the new car. Hire several movie stars, soccer players and an F1 driver to host a launch party in Munich before rolling it out to showrooms around the world.


Do you work for BMW? :urtheman