Official: Found/Spotted Ugly Modded e36 Thread

[NAHSAYN]

So,

You enjoy making fun of them nasty modded e36's? Did you spot it online? Did you see it driving down the street? Is it so terrible that you have to show the picture to everyone in our e36 neighborhood?

Why post new threads over and over just because you died a little inside? Let's make this gagging feeling official.

So, here we go. Post up all your findings and let the poop talking begin!

;)


Recent examples of what might be considered poop...

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1593103
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1591848

[cLos]

Some of these "official" threads can be pretty stupid, but I think you're on to something here.

Good idea.

[LazyAmerican]

Good idea.
+1
I saw a purple e36 325i with 20" chrome wheels and chrome taillights. I did not get a picture because I was too busy crying on the inside. I was telling them how stupid they were the rest of my drive home. It was a sad day in the BMW community :(.

Now I know you guys have seen some stupid stuff AND have pictures!

[julenew]

Tons of riced out bmw's all in one place.. its hilarious : http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm

here are some examples
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron2.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron3.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron98.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron94.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron991.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9991.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999999996.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron99999999.jpg
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron999992.jpg
not e36 but just hideous :
http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999996.jpg

have fun

[6banger17]

wow.... it takes skill to be that bad -_-

[Crime Wave]

http://www.jimmy540i.com/nightmare101.jpg

[jackxc925]

+2



Why have a thread just to show pics of an e36 that's typical. It's an old cheap car and people going to molest them. We seen worse on this forum anyways. :rolleyes

My car's rice. Am I going to get a thread too? Get over it.

someone changed their mind lol

[JerCotter7]

Who's gonna post the white one with the bra? I'm guessing coconut :stickoutt

[CRLOSbimmer]

:lol
wow uggliest bimmers i've seen

[NAHSAYN]

someone changed their mind lol

No, I'm fixing the situation rather than going into each thread that pops up on page one and repeating myself. Thanks for lurking me off though.:bj















:stickoutt

[WindyDays]

http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999997.jpg

[NAHSAYN]

http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999997.jpg

It's missing the orange flag to warn me something is sticking out too far.

[themadhatter]

http://www.jimmy540i.com/moron9999997.jpg
non-bmw post failure.

[IanPaul]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....

[WindyDays]

I have no room to talk, but dude you have a chrome grill:lol


non-bmw post failure.

Sadly, I think it actually is an e36....it was on that bmw nightmare site

[bimmerkid305]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....
you have no room to talk at all his car is clean MR chrome

[Crime Wave]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....

*shots fired*

I like slocar's car though.

[cLos]

You might as well get a picture of every lowered E36 you come across because that's the only visual difference on his car aside from some clears.

You can use mine next if you'd like...just don't feel bad when I poke fun at your bling-bling.

[WindyDays]

dont forget the dope bra too brah

[coconutmnky]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs127.snc4/36721_131739736850981_100000448665487_251527_33924 61_n.jpg

This guy's car is pretty whack.

[Dinny805]

^ not too bad.

[fordrule]

mine 2

[darkhorrus]

is it bad that this car is more put together than mine =[

lol. my interior has everything.... tan dash, dove vaders, champagne lux panels...tan rear tray... black speaker covers... not to worry... I'm in the middle of an interior swap with a friend.

[Joey631]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....



ummmmmmm just outta curiosity....whats so bad about this car?

[6banger17]

somebody should notify slocar :shifty

[philip77o]

You guys might dislike that one

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6858/72465059.jpg

[NAHSAYN]

You guys might dislike that one

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6858/72465059.jpg


Nasty. Stickers and deformed license plate. Wtf is going on here. Makes me puke.

[Dinny805]

maybe the other side of this yellow car has 2 other compleate diffrent rims also

[Joey631]

other than the mis-matched rims its pretty hot. maybe he jus got a flat

[NAHSAYN]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....

All that snow sitting on steelies.....so gross. Who would do such a mod?

[brentseay]

Removed slocar defense as I do get sarcasm.

You can pretty much guarantee that ugly cars come from one of three places.

1.) Poor People - Financing a wing or tint should be the first sign you are doing it wrong. Remember, spending your child's college funds to finance China's economic growth is a bad thing.

2.) People Without Taste Or Dignity - If you have 18wheeler mufflers on your car endangering other motorists, you fit this category. Make sure you didn't route these mufflers back into the cabin.

3.) Color Blind People - No, that orange red does not look good with baby puke green. Not even with the army stripe. No, painting your wheels that same ginger red will not help matters.

[coconutmnky]

ummmmmmm just outta curiosity....whats so bad about this car?

Man look at the mismatched body panels, the steelies making the owner think he's cool, guy even drives with his car covered in snow like that.

[Joey631]

winter wheels FTW. my DSIIs SUCKKK in the snow. i wish i had some steelies wit blizzaks right about now all this snow in NY is killing me


Man look at the mismatched body panels, the steelies making the owner think he's cool, guy even drives with his car covered in snow like that.


what mis-matched body panels?? man i dont even know this kid but everyone is hating so hard. damn my car is always covered in snow this winter f**kings sucks man..its pandaed out wit a nice drop..some euro tails..looks pretty clean he has a set a winter wheels to beat on idk what there is to not like o much..

[philip77o]

other than the mis-matched rims its pretty hot. maybe he jus got a flat

yeah something like that :evil2

[Moron95M3]

is this thread for real anymore??

[bebout]

I see this one everyday.


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5288/5284537054_671e7333fe.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/49515102@N05/5284537054/)

[NAHSAYN]

Noone insults Slocar! WTF man. He has steelies cause it's cold out and you're gonna talk crap? You're actually gonna compare slocar to that "Crayola even said eff these colors" army-striped big winged pos? Come on man!

As far as this thread is concerned, you can pretty much guarantee that ugly cars come from one of three places.

1.) Poor People - Financing a wing or tint should be the first sign you are doing it wrong. Remember, spending your child's college funds to finance China's economic growth is a bad thing.

2.) People Without Taste Or Dignity - If you have 18wheeler mufflers on your car endangering other motorists, you fit this category. Make sure you didn't route these mufflers back into the cabin.

3.) Color Blind People - No, that orange red does not look good with baby puke green. Not even with the army stripe. No, painting your wheels that same ginger red will not help matters.

You don't get sarcasm. Newbfail. Yous mad.:la

I'm riced out for life.;)


yeah something like that :evil2

LOL

A little swap at the track. hehe What size your running rear and front at the track?

[318bud]

^^thats not too bad


is this thread for real anymore??
+1
slocars bmw has nothing to do with this thread...chrome grills=ugly mod FTL

[NAHSAYN]

is this thread for real anymore??

It is, but ugly has to come with good humor. Don't want to get bored hating all day.;)

[brentseay]

How about a new nissan maxima with a carbon fiber BMW logo and chrome trim around the lights + wheel wells? That count?

What about this one? Maxima into a BMW.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FoXyvaPSnVk/SRcvOqgzTCI/AAAAAAABCMo/38sWNleo9WA/s400/BMW-Maxima-5.jpg

[NAHSAYN]

How about a new nissan maxima with a carbon fiber BMW logo and chrome trim around the lights + wheel wells? That count?

What about this one?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FoXyvaPSnVk/SRcvOqgzTCI/AAAAAAABCMo/38sWNleo9WA/s400/BMW-Maxima-5.jpg

Why you hating??? It's just the normal canopener mod.




:devillook

[slocar]

What is this I don't even :dunno

[NAHSAYN]

What is this I don't even :dunno

:rofl

[sk8er94803]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/2178388565.html

not that bad, was looking for a 328is tho and i was mad because this one got wasted

[slocar]

I actually like it. A lot. Looks different, but not too over the top IMO. Would not be ashamed of being seen in that.

[sk8er94803]

its pretty much the hood that kills it for me......

[tlamm]

Man i guess i fall into this tread. I do everything opposite. My winter wheels are better then my summer wheels. Not becuase i like them...its becuase i can't afford differnt ones.

Here they are.

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu245/tlamm/Firebird%20and%20BMW/IMG_2807.jpg

Had to do so much maintenace that I can't afford decent wheels.

Then of course my winter wheels.

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu245/tlamm/92%20BMW%20325i/IMG_2965.jpg

Lots better.

[cLos]

So why don't you switch? :confused

I have to be missing something here.

[tlamm]

the Tris are 15's and the winter wheels are 16's....lol

[cLos]

You can't use 16's in the summer? :confused

Or it must be a tire thing...

[tlamm]

Yup the tires can't be switched....:(
O well im trying to sell the Tri's (no luck) and buy tires for the 16's.

[coconutmnky]

winter wheels FTW. my DSIIs SUCKKK in the snow. i wish i had some steelies wit blizzaks right about now all this snow in NY is killing me




what mis-matched body panels?? man i dont even know this kid but everyone is hating so hard. damn my car is always covered in snow this winter f**kings sucks man..its pandaed out wit a nice drop..some euro tails..looks pretty clean he has a set a winter wheels to beat on idk what there is to not like o much..

We're trying to be sarcastic by pointing out a member's car and saying it's rice when it's really not.

[E36 manual]

im gona sound like a real noob here, but wats the point of winter wheels is it cause the salted snow rusts them, or u put speical tyres on the other set?

(not much snow in aus)

[philip77o]

LOL

A little swap at the track. hehe What size your running rear and front at the track?

front 17x8et20 rear 17x9et35 :buttrockIve got some spares in 16x8et23

[Moron95M3]

im gona sound like a real noob here, but wats the point of winter wheels is it cause the salted snow rusts them, or u put speical tyres on the other set?

(not much snow in aus)


use snow specific tires with them - more sipes, more voids, and a lot softer = worse tire wear.

[IanPaul]

Chrome looks good on any fresh green paint job, given the right shade ofcourse

[Sicko]

http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg471/ariefwiryanto1/sexy%20car/442995_f520.jpg

[LockDots]

Chrome looks good on any fresh green paint job, given the right shade ofcourse

except when it makes it look like your car has bling'ed out teeth

[joey79]

Saw this POS locally..

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5796/craph.jpg



...and lets not forget this steaming pile.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/858/akwyyrddrh.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/111/l_7d3c0939b4c3495cba974d4b87705057.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/96/l_738796798ef249508c910b53075e23bd.jpg

[TheBigSwede]

How about a new nissan maxima with a carbon fiber BMW logo and chrome trim around the lights + wheel wells? That count?

What about this one? Maxima into a BMW.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FoXyvaPSnVk/SRcvOqgzTCI/AAAAAAABCMo/38sWNleo9WA/s400/BMW-Maxima-5.jpg
Someone loves Transformers a little too much.

[zacman1]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7967/photo6m.jpg

This guy must be on drugs...



There I did it.

[Joey631]

cept for the chrome rims its looks alright. im not into verts but not much modding to hate..

[zacman1]

cept for the chrome rims its looks alright. im not into verts but not much modding to hate..

It's IanPaul's car. I was posting just for FYI after he hated on Slocar's car, just to show how stupid his idea was.

[Joey631]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i seee. i think im outta the loop

[IanPaul]

I got dat chrome strip junk from advance last night and chromed my trunk out too. junk looks tiz aight.

Chromed da door sillz 2.





now thaz ^

[WindyDays]

try harder plz

[IanPaul]

post picz tom

[sageE36]

Wow what has this turned into? :(

[dcskate102]

Im 12 wtf...........

[McLellan823]

Wow what has this turned into? :(

i believe one guy thinking hes the s*** with chrome and other terrible looking junk all over his e36 when its absolutely hideous and when people rightfully call him out on it he tends to hate on them when they drive cars that are far better looking then his .. basically turned into a future ban of someone

[NAHSAYN]

Now now children.

Noobs beware....

if you lurk threads to harass/insult other members to make you feel so much better about another thread that you might be sour about. I'm sure MODs will throw out some TO's.

Keep the thread in good humor and lighthearted. If not, get out.

Now let's keep it going like we 12. Some fresh meat made 2 threads about nothing...here's his link to debate on WTF he's talking about...............

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/2180049375.html
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/2180126462.html

^^^ I don't get it?

[Dinny805]

i saw this one u know where.

http://img255.imageshack.us/i/photoanv.jpg/

[joey79]

I hope that dog took a leak on his tire.

[Dinny805]

lol me 2

[orangehatter]

Now now children.

Noobs beware....

if you lurk threads to harass/insult other members to make you feel so much better about another thread that you might be sour about. I'm sure MODs will throw out some TO's.

Keep the thread in good humor and lighthearted. If not, get out.

Now let's keep it going like we 12. Some fresh meat made 2 threads about nothing...here's his link to debate on WTF he's talking about...............

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/2180049375.html
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/2180126462.html

^^^ I don't get it?

How do you accidentally shoot something that big?


Im 12 wtf...........

I'm like 30 WTF.

[325i e36]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3130/sig11j.jpg (http://img203.imageshack.us/i/sig11j.jpg/)

^ nuff said....

coming from the guy with chrome grilles. dont you have a thread to be defending yourself on about m3 emblem on a 328. go home troll!

i like slocars e36. espically when the ds2s come back out.


http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7967/photo6m.jpg

This guy must be on drugs...



There I did it.
thats the 328, oh no wait he changed the emblem to a m3. take the bra off. show the world your 32... i mean m3.

[NAHSAYN]

coming from the guy with chrome grilles. dont you have a thread to be defending yourself on about m3 emblem on a 328. go home troll!

i like slocars e36. espically when the ds2s come back out.


thats the 328, oh no wait he changed the emblem to a m3. take the bra off. show the world your 32... i mean m3.

You didn't read half the thread. You didn't get any of the sarcasm. You didn't see the noobs fail. You don't need to defend slo's car. You don't need to come in here trying to tough guy a noob troll. I get it, but wrong thread.

Bring it legit or GTFO.:nono

readsarcasmnoobfaildonttrollthread:devillook




Again, moving on.

Now, any uglies.....keep em coming. :D

[dcskate102]

You didn't read half the thread. You didn't get any of the sarcasm. You didn't see the noobs fail. You don't need to defend slo's car. You don't need to come in here trying to tough guy a noob troll. I get it, but wrong thread.

Bring it legit or GTFO.:nono

readsarcasmnoobfaildonttrollthread:devillook




Again, moving on.

Now, any uglies.....keep em coming. :D
Why you mad? Its a dumb thread about ugly cars that'll be dead by next week. Let it go.

[NAHSAYN]

Why you mad? Its a dumb thread about ugly cars that'll be dead by next week. Let it go.

:lol
Yup, super mad. Tell me, am I pmsing too?

Do you want my attention because I'm 12.:devillook



BTW...this thread was made to help limit other threads being made every time someone saw a car online that's considered "poop". Nothing serious here.

Sticky?

[Bacender]

Some non E36's in there for good measure.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6800/bmwhondaodysseyvan22.jpg
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1209/119138d1250849903funnys.jpg
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/573/119139d1250849913funnys.jpg
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8973/119140d1250849920funnys.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9939/bmwriceboy.jpg
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2977/bmwciv8.jpg

[Joey631]

audi can never be bmw..as hard as they try to be..they jus cant

[LockDots]

audi can never be bmw..as hard as they try to be..they jus cant

They're just trying ti make up for something they lack in. Why do you think a lot of their ads attack other luxury cars?


Some non E36's in there for good measure.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6800/bmwhondaodysseyvan22.jpg

If I remember correctly this is actually a honda oddesy. I wouldn't own it but I definitely appreciate the craftsmanship.



http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1209/119138d1250849903funnys.jpg
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/573/119139d1250849913funnys.jpg
http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8973/119140d1250849920funnys.jpg


I would say this is more of a joke than anything else, not a mod.

[m2pc]

Can't find any pics to back it up, but coming home from work the other day I spotted a lime green E36 with some horrid body kit all over it. Anyone seen this in SoCal?

Also in SoCal, about a year ago, saw another green E36 (318ti) that was all riced out with stickers all over it and some coffee-can single exhaust on the back! :eyecrazy

[bahasad]

TBH, that R8 replica is pretty darn good. besides the stupid badges/emblems, I wouldn't have been able to tell it was an 850

Edit: NVM. Some retard tried to put BMW emblems and an 850 sign. No matter how nice the 8's were, that R8 is way better.

[LockDots]

spotted this disaster last summer by my old job...

http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss109/lockdots84/IMG_0668.jpg

and yes, that's a civic

[pawk72]

These posts are hilarious!I love it!

[slocar]

I was looking for BMWs on CL ... and well, here's this gem in Cincinnati ...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2177944771.html

[325i e36]

Why you mad? Its a dumb thread about ugly cars that'll be dead by next week. Let it go.
1+ i defending slocars e36 cause it is a really clean e36. one of my favorite on the forums. then after i did so i read threw the thread. any way its a joke around thread. relax my friend

[slocar]

^ You know it's just because I have Racelands and we gotta stick together. :D

jk, Thanks for the kind words, I love you too. <3 No homo. :)

[325i e36]

^ You know it's just because I have Racelands and we gotta stick together. :D

jk, Thanks for the kind words, I love you too. <3 No homo. :)
racelands are always a plus, but there is already enough of thread on them. no need to make another one.

no homo..................................... it must be said.

[IanPaul]

got my chrome winda tint today, shit looks BANGIN'! whoo whoo

[joey79]

got my chrome winda tint today, shit looks BANGIN'! whoo whoo

OoOOO.. U gotz Ta pozt picszzz dawg. DaT chroume windoe shizz be off da hook!!

[LockDots]

got my chrome winda tint today, shit looks BANGIN'! whoo whoo

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/Captain802_Second/obvious_troll.jpg

http://moderateleft.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/failedtroll.jpg

[325i e36]

got my chrome winda tint today, shit looks BANGIN'! whoo whoo
im put this nicely. but do you just like to say you put more tacky stuff on your car to start another battle? you know about 99.9% of us dont like that stuff. so i wouldnt advertise that you do more tacky stuff to your car. you want to do stuff like that go ahead. its yours car. but you dont have to tell us. you already know what our response will be.

see that was nicely put. :shifty

[NAHSAYN]

I was looking for BMWs on CL ... and well, here's this gem in Cincinnati ...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2177944771.html

:lol
I don't think that wing going to keep all that power down. Might just take a flight?

4k though. I'd offer 2 and make it Win.:devillook

[EverydayGetaway]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6800/bmwhondaodysseyvan22.jpg

I have to say, if BMW would make a minivan I would most definitely be interested. :buttrock

[jmore1231]

saw this while checking out the salvage auctions i bet you guys are glad its wrecked lol

http://www.pickles.com.au/servlet/Auction/Item.jpg?id=970185387
http://www.pickles.com.au/servlet/Auction/Item.jpg?id=970185389
http://www.pickles.com.au/servlet/Auction/Item.jpg?id=970185390

[NAHSAYN]

http://www.pickles.com.au/servlet/Auction/Item.jpg?id=970185389


I've never seen those lights. Wow wow and wow.
I feel like I should duck down from laser beams.

[slocar]

Here's one I just spotted on ebay this morning ... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-BMW-E36-318TI-/170596171086?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item27b852fd4e#ht_500wt_1182

:(

[LockDots]

Here's one I just spotted on ebay this morning ... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-BMW-E36-318TI-/170596171086?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item27b852fd4e#ht_500wt_1182

:(

What's wrong with that car besides everything?

[McLellan823]

not sure if its a e36 its so messed up i cant tell anymore :(

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m85/mmedd23/123-1.jpg

na na na na na na batman!!!!!!

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m85/mmedd23/IMAG16351.jpg

[NAHSAYN]

Bump to park?

[325i e36]

1+

[EverydayGetaway]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m85/mmedd23/IMAG16351.jpg

Not gonna lie... I would totally rock this car. :cool

And +1 for thread park

[slocar]

^ For srs?

I'd rock it with a bulldozer.

[slocar]

^ For srs?

I'd rock it with a bulldozer.

[325i e36]

^ For srs?

I'd rock it with a bulldozer.
:lol

it looks like a german bat mobile.

[325i e36]

^ For srs?

I'd rock it with a bulldozer.
:lol

it looks like a german bat mobile.

[locks325is]

[QUOTE=Bacender;21227646]Some non E36's in there for good measure.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6800/bmwhondaodysseyvan22.jpg


This is sick! Like the lines!

[McLellan823]

although my old 240 was that color .. white walls and flat forest green on a bimmer .... no .. just no


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m85/mmedd23/P290609_1929.jpg

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m85/mmedd23/P290609_1926.jpg

[Russell042]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2197606354.html
Why are people so stupid.
Lets keep this thread going lmao

[slocar]

^ Not the worst I've seen but the price is definitely :rofl

With different wheels, it looks like a nice car .. and if it was about 3 grand cheaper.

[Russell042]

Thats why he's stupid lol.. His car isnt worth near 6500..