Whoopydo... my dad is stupid.. ground from battery

[euromac]

I grilled my dad on what he did to the car before and NOW he remmbers that he had master leak and brake fluid leaked all over driver carpet... and he.... took water hose and washed the driver side with water.

Long shot... but where does batter ground go? Anywhere in that region? :eek::eek::eek:

[nitrouso]

Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well.

[euromac]

Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well.

Nah ground (brown) strap goes somewhere to body from what i know about cars

[Chinman]

It does ground to the floor under the seat.

[euromac]

It does ground to the floor under the seat.

Which seat? Do you have more specific location? I think he might have corroded that cable... if it goes under driver seat

[misswin]

Which seat? Do you have more specific location? I think he might have corroded that cable... if it goes under driver seat


Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well.


.

[euromac]

.
? It doesnt ground in rear seat... cable goes somewher ein front.

[Boom n Zoom]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8084/doublefacepalm1q.jpg (http://img843.imageshack.us/i/doublefacepalm1q.jpg/)

[jbh1989]

YES IT DOES.

Remove the little plastic piece that snaps into the carpet near the passenger seat bottom. Remove the 10mm bolt head that now appears. LOOK. THERE'S THE GROUND.

Now stop telling people they are wrong when you aren't even looking very hard. If you know as much about cars as you're acting like, then you should be able to look and see.

[sfgearhead]

I don't know what your problem is, but there are lots of wires under the carpet just in front of the back seat on the driver's side. A big bundle of splices. If you are having electrical problems I would check there and check if the splices have corroded.

And I wouldn't go around calling your dad stupid. Did he give you this car?

[Binjammin]

Who are you going to believe? Us or your own eyes?

[LouieD]

All I know is if I ever disrespected my dad by calling him stupid, it would be the last thing I'd say for a long while. It's tough to speak through a wired jaw.

OP what's the actual issue? Are you tracking down an electrical problem and your concerned that water and/or corrosion has something to do with it? Be a little more specific and maybe we can help.

[6erWEBB]

This is news to me, I had no idea the battery was under the seat. Didnt beetles have em there? :shifty

I may swap mine to the trunk just for peace of mind.

[89 bimmer]

Dude, don't rag on your dad. If I ever said that stuff to my dad, not only would I be beaten, but any hope of worrying about a car would be taken from me.

[TexFinn]

:help

[89 bimmer]

As for the car, maybe this would help?

Bentley service manual for the e34 model car:

http://www.bimmerwerkz.com/forum/5-series-e12-e28-e34-e39/bentley-service-manual-e34-updated-10-a-42558.html

[LouieD]

As for the car, maybe this would help?

Bentley service manual for the e34 model car:

http://www.bimmerwerkz.com/forum/5-series-e12-e28-e34-e39/bentley-service-manual-e34-updated-10-a-42558.html

Baby steps...
http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n424/SoCal_LouieD/Random%20stuff%20and%20funnies/e34-for-dummies.jpg

[89 bimmer]

The sad thing is I have actually checked local bookstores for that book. No luck so far, but being a handy techy, I made my own bentley manual app for my droid. If anyone is interested, I can give a small write up. I find it very handy to have it on my phone for use anytime.

*hijack* sorry. :x

[LouieD]

The sad thing is I have actually checked local bookstores for that book. No luck so far, but being a handy techy, I made my own bentley manual app for my droid. If anyone is interested, I can give a small write up. I find it very handy to have it on my phone for use anytime.

*hijack* sorry. :x
Pretty sure because it doesn't exist.

[bottlecaps]

:lol

[attack eagle]

I grilled my dad on what he did to the car before and NOW he remmbers that he had master leak and brake fluid leaked all over driver carpet... [B][I]and he.... took water hose and washed the driver side with water.

your dad is smart.

you may not be.

[Meeve]

the BIG wire that cause from the batterie in the back up to the front is not the ground, it is the remote pole and it goes all the way under the hood. Its purpose is too allow you to boost your car from under the hood. don't worry about this wire. The ground will start from the negative pole.

[zubbie]

I'm a Dad.

Been called stupid only once.

I have all the power and the money.

I win!

[DUDMD]

If you don't know where the battery in an E34 is by now, you should give the keys back to your dad please and save the car.
Why are you calling your dad stupid for cleaning out the fluid that will eat up paint? You need to get your father on this forum so that he can kick your ass on the internetz.

[Mordan]

with power and money comes responsability :)

if dad never agrees that he may be wrong.. he is a dictator.

but indeed show some respect.

[upallnight]

Who are you going to believe? Us or your own eyes?

I would believe anything that Binjammin post on this board before I would believe what's in front of my own eyes. LOL


This is news to me, I had no idea the battery was under the seat. Didnt beetles have em there? :shifty

I may swap mine to the trunk just for peace of mind.

Earlier E34 had the battery in the engine compartment like regular cars.

[Meeve]

Earlier E34 had the battery in the engine compartment like regular cars.

I think that this has more to do with the model than the years.

My 1989 535i got the batterie under the rear seat

My 1991 525i have the batterie under the hood

[euromac]

YES IT DOES.

Remove the little plastic piece that snaps into the carpet near the passenger seat bottom. Remove the 10mm bolt head that now appears. LOOK. THERE'S THE GROUND.

Now stop telling people they are wrong when you aren't even looking very hard. If you know as much about cars as you're acting like, then you should be able to look and see.

Why are you yelling like a baby?

"Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well."

Is not the same as you described... you just said it does not ground somewhere n rear seat like other suggestion that I disagreed with because ground went to the front!

And I know where battery is located i asked about WHERE GROUND FROM BATTERY GROUNDS TO THE BODY. maybe you read before you get angry


I'm a Dad.

Been called stupid only once.

I have all the power and the money.

I win!

That's cool this is a car forum not oprah message board bro

[cmgreensr]

And it begins :eatpop:

[jfj707]

Why are you yelling like a baby?

"Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well."

Is not the same as you described... you just said it does not ground somewhere n rear seat like other suggestion that I disagreed with because ground went to the front!

And I know where battery is located i asked about WHERE GROUND FROM BATTERY GROUNDS TO THE BODY. maybe you read before you get angry



That's cool this is a car forum not oprah message board bro

Guess what... you are in idiot, or a troll, or both... I love how you come in begging for help because "you are broke," then spit on the only people that are willing to help you, starting with your dad.

And wow, you have a thin skin...

[camaroguy]

I especially love how the question has been answered multiple times and you are still refusing to believe we have answered it....makes for good entertainment, but gets old fast....

Life is difficult enough as is, you really shouldnt go making it harder on yourself.

[86GT635]

I normally use my tongue for the grounds on my battery.

[dalex44]

I normally use my tongue for the grounds on my battery.
i heard thats safe and cost effective.

[89 bimmer]

As for him being broke and owning a bmw, welcome to the club? BMW=broke most weekends...

[LouieD]

I normally use my tongue for the grounds on my battery.
you all using your tongue for the wrong things :devillook

[HlyDvlz1989]

you all using your tongue for the wrong things :devillook

why yes...yes we do :redspot

I actually use my gf's tongue to ground my battery :devillook

[89 bimmer]

why yes...yes we do :redspot

I actually use my gf's tongue to ground my battery :devillook

*high five*

[Meeve]

Thats too bad. Even if we answered, answered again, patiently, the kid still get angry.

Dude under the driver seat's carpet there is nothing your dad could have had corroded with the water if he was a bit carefull. And as said, it was a good idea to clean the oil as it eat the paints as fast as you eat dinner.

Now look at this pic of my stripped driver floor, alllll that was down there was the vent for rear seat and the carpet.

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/13/46/25/76/cimg0510.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=10&u=13462576)

Now go apologize to your dad.

[HlyDvlz1989]

Thats too bad. Even if we answered, answered again, patiently, the kid still get angry.

Dude under the driver seat's carpet there is nothing your dad could have had corroded with the water if he was a bit carefull. And as said, it was a good idea to clean the oil as it eat the paints as fast as you eat dinner.

Now look at this pic of my stripped driver floor, alllll that was down there was the vent for rear seat and the carpet.

http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/13/46/25/76/cimg0510.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=10&u=13462576)

Now go apologize to your dad.

pretty much closes this thread...

[euromac]

Thanks for the picture that's all I asked about... but that still doesnt answer the question of where ground wire to battery go. If it goes within rear seat please post picture and I will apologize otherwise I'm not gonna apologize because I did not agree that it goes somewhere in rear seat since obviously in my car it goes somewhere in the front of the car NOT within rear seat.

If you see what was quoted to make a smart ass remark is me asking WHERE GROUND WIRE OF BATTERY GOES and response is 'in rear seat' which is not true what I see with my eyes when I looked at wire, it went under carpet toward front. case closed.

[89 bimmer]

I love hbow you strip your car down to limit weight, and make it classy and leave the door panel on. I actually like that look. :D

[Binjammin]

I love hbow you strip your car down to limit weight, and make it classy and leave the door panel on. I actually like that look. :D

I can only imagine it's because the door handle mounts to it.

[dalex44]

http://thediabeticduo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/implied-facepalm.jpg

[89 bimmer]

I can only imagine it's because the door handle mounts to it.

It was a kudos comment, not slander. :(

[Binjammin]

It was a kudos comment, not slander. :(

I know, I wasn't knocking it. Just hypothesizing. Most dedicated track cars won't have door handles, glass windows (if windows at all) or window regulators, so cars that pull double duty as street cars need things like windows and working doors.

[89 bimmer]

Or you could go the route of the dukes of hazzard. :D

[Meeve]

I can only imagine it's because the door handle mounts to it.

You have good logic. But the real reason was more simple than this. In this pic they were simply not removed yet. I removed them more later and I kept the door handle only (removed the card and all the rest) on the passanger side for newbi and I open my door directly with the wire. It's too bad I crashed it before I could be done with removing weight. I'm sure I could have had it under 3000.

[bolloc]

Thanks for the picture that's all I asked about... but that still doesnt answer the question of where ground wire to battery go. If it goes within rear seat please post picture and I will apologize otherwise I'm not gonna apologize because I did not agree that it goes somewhere in rear seat since obviously in my car it goes somewhere in the front of the car NOT within rear seat.

If you see what was quoted to make a smart ass remark is me asking WHERE GROUND WIRE OF BATTERY GOES and response is 'in rear seat' which is not true what I see with my eyes when I looked at wire, it went under carpet toward front. case closed.

Thats case closed? Thats what you wanted to know? And you think your father is stupid......

[euromac]

Thats case closed? Thats what you wanted to know? And you think your father is stupid......
Okay Dr. Phil.

[attack eagle]

"Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well."

Is not the same as you described... you just said it does not ground somewhere n rear seat like other suggestion that I disagreed with because ground went to the front!

And I know where battery is located i asked about WHERE GROUND FROM BATTERY GROUNDS TO THE BODY. maybe you read before you get angry


denser than Os?

After all that would be the back seat wouldn't it...

in anycase, I never have to read another one of your posts, since I am exercising my right to censor you.

[cornflakecwl]

denser than Os?

After all that would be the back seat wouldn't it...

in anycase, I never have to read another one of your posts, since I am exercising my right to censor you.
+1 /thread

[Lord DRIFT]

What has happened to this section? :(

[attack eagle]

What has happened to this section? :(

children.

[89 bimmer]

children.

Not all of us are so silly. :(

[Kyler Relyk]

No not all of us are so DICKLESS !!! :) Some (pretty much everyone besides this guy) have respect for people in our lives and on the forum.

[89 bimmer]

Yeah, I was just hinting at this guy setting a bad stereotype for the younger users. Like me. :D

[HlyDvlz1989]

Yeah, I was just hinting at this guy setting a bad stereotype for the younger users. Like me. :D

+1

[thedownstem]

Okay Dr. Phil.

Well we see here the type of person that gives other BMW drivers a bad rep.

Since you don't seem convinced that the battery grounds in the back, let me explain. Most houses have a ground, its the third pin in an electrical socket. This is connected into the ground, and excess voltage in the system will be directed into the ground.

Cars on the other hand are not connected to the ground. The rubber tires are too resistive to ground with, so instead the negative terminal of the battery is connected to the body frame of the car. If this connection is not made, then the circuit will not be closed and nothing will work. Note that the ground is required to have a closed circuit in a car, while it is optional in a house.

There's no point in having a cable run the length of a car to ground it. It just needs to be connected onto the metal frame somewhere. The ground of a car will almost always be very close to the battery. If your electrical systems are acting erratically, check the fusible link.

[Meeve]

Well we see here the type of person that gives other BMW drivers a bad rep.

Since you don't seem convinced that the battery grounds in the back, let me explain. Most houses have a ground, its the third pin in an electrical socket. This is connected into the ground, and excess voltage in the system will be directed into the ground.

Cars on the other hand are not connected to the ground. The rubber tires are too resistive to ground with, so instead the negative terminal of the battery is connected to the body frame of the car. If this connection is not made, then the circuit will not be closed and nothing will work. Note that the ground is required to have a closed circuit in a car, while it is optional in a house.

There's no point in having a cable run the length of a car to ground it. It just needs to be connected onto the metal frame somewhere. The ground of a car will almost always be very close to the battery. If your electrical systems are acting erratically, check the fusible link.

You sir, are very patient. I am done trying to argue with this kid.

[euromac]

Well we see here the type of person that gives other BMW drivers a bad rep.

Since you don't seem convinced that the battery grounds in the back, let me explain. Most houses have a ground, its the third pin in an electrical socket. This is connected into the ground, and excess voltage in the system will be directed into the ground.

Cars on the other hand are not connected to the ground. The rubber tires are too resistive to ground with, so instead the negative terminal of the battery is connected to the body frame of the car. If this connection is not made, then the circuit will not be closed and nothing will work. Note that the ground is required to have a closed circuit in a car, while it is optional in a house.

There's no point in having a cable run the length of a car to ground it. It just needs to be connected onto the metal frame somewhere. The ground of a car will almost always be very close to the battery. If your electrical systems are acting erratically, check the fusible link.

So... where does it ground to? I will tell you where, not in rear seat like all of you trying to argue about. It grounds to body in the front of rear seat NOT inside rear seat.

Keep trying to be all high moral. I was right, it does not ground inside rear seat, yet all of you being little girls because I refused to take that advise WHEN I SAW CABLE GOING OUTSIDE REAR SEAT.

[5mall5nail5]

So... where does it ground to? I will tell you where, not in rear seat like all of you trying to argue about. It grounds to body in the front of rear seat NOT inside rear seat.

Keep trying to be all high moral. I was right, it does not ground inside rear seat, yet all of you being little girls because I refused to take that advise WHEN I SAW CABLE GOING OUTSIDE REAR SEAT.

lol

i don't think anyone meant literally in the rear seat....

[euromac]

lol

i don't think anyone meant literally in the rear seat....

That's like saying 'your battery is in the trunk' then having huge argument after I tell them there is nothing in the trunk and then state 'well we did not mean actually in the trunk, it's in rear seat'.

Men of geniuses.

[5mall5nail5]

How old are you? When i was 17 I could I identify that the battery wasn't grounded IN the rear seat. Maybe you need to actually look at things and learn? Where's the battery? Its located under the rear seat? Technically then the battery is grounded under the rear seat ;) It just happens that the ground cable goes from under the rear seat to like a massive 13" forward.

[camaroguy]

So... where does it ground to? I will tell you where, not in rear seat like all of you trying to argue about. It grounds to body in the front of rear seat NOT inside rear seat.

Keep trying to be all high moral. I was right, it does not ground inside rear seat, yet all of you being little girls because I refused to take that advise WHEN I SAW CABLE GOING OUTSIDE REAR SEAT.

you know what? The battery is UNDER the rear seat, and technically the ground is also UNDER the rear seat, just like you were told....you know where else it does NOT GO? To the front of the car as you insisted...

It is under the seat just as you were told, quit crying and go away...please dont ask us any more questions about your car.

[darrenforeal]

I started to read this thread when it first started and figured it would resolve itself, as it is a simple topic.

But this has turned into a dumpster fire. Most of OP's responses are arguments in semantics about what the rear seat is, and they are pretentious and juvenile at best. That said, I knew EXACTLY where this thread was going a few days ago as soon as I read the title. I just had hoped it was 2 pages earlier.

[Meeve]

YES IT DOES.

Remove the little plastic piece that snaps into the carpet near the passenger seat bottom. Remove the 10mm bolt head that now appears. LOOK. THERE'S THE GROUND.

Now stop telling people they are wrong when you aren't even looking very hard. If you know as much about cars as you're acting like, then you should be able to look and see.

It was actualy told to you the exact location NEAR the rear seat bottom.. Seems like your the only one who took "in rear seat" litteraly.

[bolloc]

That's like saying 'your battery is in the trunk' then having huge argument after I tell them there is nothing in the trunk and then state 'well we did not mean actually in the trunk, it's in rear seat'.

Men of geniuses.

I guess the important thing here is in a few posts you have managed to determine that every one here is stupid too, so at least you don't have to waste any more of your time on this forum.

[attack eagle]

yup. he might as well join bimmerfest. He'll fit in real well over there.
and he will never get any help here ever again.

and any post he makes asking for help will be linked to this one, so everyone can see what kind of person they are dealing with.

[89 bimmer]

Bf.c 1. Noob 0.

[ross1]

All I know is if I ever disrespected my dad by calling him stupid, it would be the last thing I'd say for a long while. It's tough to speak through a wired jaw.

OP what's the actual issue? Are you tracking down an electrical problem and your concerned that water and/or corrosion has something to do with it? Be a little more specific and maybe we can help.


^^^^
Dad is stupid but you can't follow a battery cable?

[misswin]

am i the only one here who smells the faint scent of troll? jesus christ.

[m60b40]

fail thread is fail

[Paul G]

I saw the thread title. "Dad is stupid." I may or may not have the answer to your question, but to be honest, I didn't bother reading any of your posts. If I ever disrespected my dad like that, it'd have been the end of me. And now that I'm old enough to be a dad, I wouldn't dream of it, much less on a public forum. For all my faults and flaws, I do still have one thing, and that's some semblance of respect. Even if your dad set your car on fire, you still don't have the right to call him stupid. In fact, it looks like if your dad erred in anything at all, it's that he didn't smack you around enough. It's a common weakness found in dads who, you know, love their kids... the same kids who will one day grow up to call them stupid for all the world to see.

People like you make me fear for the future of our society and, more to the point, just plain piss me off.

/soapbox.

[DUDMD]

Just ban him now because no one should call their dad stupid, when they're much dumber themselves.

[5mall5nail5]

am i the only one here who smells the faint scent of troll? jesus christ.

thats me I didn't have time to shower this morning

[GIANUCCI E30]

Dude isn't right in the head. I'm not saying I'm not a couple short. But this guy. This isn't the first time. Probably won't be the last. Definite ban.

[upallnight]

am i the only one here who smells the faint scent of troll? jesus christ.

Thats' because you're a girl and the the rest of the people on this forum are guys. We lost that sense long time ago, that is why guys can goes for days without a shower and not notice anything. LOL

[SawheadE34]

I saw the thread title. "Dad is stupid." I may or may not have the answer to your question, but to be honest, I didn't bother reading any of your posts. If I ever disrespected my dad like that, it'd have been the end of me. And now that I'm old enough to be a dad, I wouldn't dream of it, much less on a public forum. For all my faults and flaws, I do still have one thing, and that's some semblance of respect. Even if your dad set your car on fire, you still don't have the right to call him stupid. In fact, it looks like if your dad erred in anything at all, it's that he didn't smack you around enough. It's a common weakness found in dads who, you know, love their kids... the same kids who will one day grow up to call them stupid for all the world to see.

People like you make me fear for the future of our society and, more to the point, just plain piss me off.

/soapbox.

+1

[euromac]

anybody else want to comment to make them selfs feel better? mods please close the thread, dr. phil is no longer needed

[GIANUCCI E30]

yup. he might as well join bimmerfest. He'll fit in real well over there.
and he will never get any help here ever again.

and any post he makes asking for help will be linked to this one, so everyone can see what kind of person they are dealing with.

AE I know we bump heads at times but this one I'm 100% percent with you and it's already begun.

[Estonian]

Oh come on guys, stop confusing the kid. There's actually a lot of wires under the driver seat.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/Kustas/DSCN5684.jpg

[euromac]

AE I know we bump heads at times but this one I'm 100% percent with you and it's already begun.

Stop bumping my thread already let it die mad annoying bumping it up for some bs comment

- EUROMAC Turbo + NOS Upgrade + Other upgrades in process

[camaroguy]

Stop bumping my thread already let it die mad annoying bumping it up for some bs comment

- EUROMAC Turbo + NOS Upgrade + Other upgrades in process

I personally love the irony here :buttrock

[jbh1989]

If he can't find the ground, can you imagine him installing and wiring a NOS kit? Kaboom! At least we know he won't have kids.

[cmgreensr]

I think Azaz bought another E34 and got a new screen name.
:ban:

[euromac]

If he can't find the ground, can you imagine him installing and wiring a NOS kit? Kaboom! At least we know he won't have kids.

No buddy, stop bumping the thread. I asked so I don't have to tear my carpet apart if they wired it somewhere else. simple logic my dude stop trying to get shots at me for stupid reasons

Bunch of trolls

[Cpundyk]

your a troll, im only 21 but i no my dad no's way more about cars then me. u think any buddy wants to help such an ignorant rude person.. try again. have fun with your future problems with no help.

[euromac]

your a troll, im only 21 but i no my dad no's way more about cars then me. u think any buddy wants to help such an ignorant rude person.. try again. have fun with your future problems with no help.
then dont help nobody wants your 2 cents on this topic i told you not to respond its cool that your dad knows more then you my dad is an alcoholic bro so stfu

[86GT635]

whoopydo

[Cpundyk]

so was my dad, so anyone that sips a beer or more a day dont know anything.. ya right. you think they loose there brain cus they are drunks. ya my dad does no more then me atleast u got something right.. are u the admin, i can reply an bump this thread tell your gone, atleast your dad has a reason to be stupid...whats yours?

[euromac]

so was my dad, so anyone that sips a beer or more a day dont know anything.. ya right. you think they loose there brain cus they are drunks. ya my dad does no more then me atleast u got something right.. are u the admin, i can reply an bump this thread tell your gone, atleast your dad has a reason to be stupid...whats yours?

your the one who is stupid 'battery is grounded in rear seat!' 'UHHHHHH WELL NOT REALLY BUT LETS STILL BE IDIOTS ABOUT IT CUZ WE WANT TO BOOST OUR EGO'

behind computer most of you think they know everything even forcing me to take wrong advise and beeing angry because i did not agree with it!! get jobs!

[slocar]

I kinda wish I didn't decide to come check what's new in the e34 subforum. :( It seems to have gone to hell in a handbasket.

Oh and boy is there a lot of new faces in here. :)

[cmgreensr]

:deadhorse:

[Cpundyk]

your the one who is stupid.lmfao lil guy, forcing you? no one gots a gun to your head

[CO535i]

http://i50.tinypic.com/dln89g.gif

[Cpundyk]

:deadhorse:
true true:lol

[attack eagle]

i told you not to respond its cool that your dad knows more then you my dad is an alcoholic bro so stfu

So am I. Your point being?

At least your dad knows that water neutralizes brake fluid...
and he was smart enough to buy a 540i6.


BTW: You don;t have the authority NOR the power to tell anyone to do anything.


sooo...

BUMP!!!

[Binjammin]

your a troll, im only 21 but i no my dad no's way more about cars then me. u think any buddy wants to help such an ignorant rude person.. try again. have fun with your future problems with no help.

First of all, dude, please speak clear english. Pretty please?


your the one who is stupid 'battery is grounded in rear seat!' 'UHHHHHH WELL NOT REALLY BUT LETS STILL BE IDIOTS ABOUT IT CUZ WE WANT TO BOOST OUR EGO'

behind computer most of you think they know everything even forcing me to take wrong advise and beeing angry because i did not agree with it!! get jobs!

Second of all, can we end this "My dad can beat up your dad" stupidity? I can't believe it's actually come to that.


I kinda wish I didn't decide to come check what's new in the e34 subforum. :( It seems to have gone to hell in a handbasket.

Oh and boy is there a lot of new faces in here. :)

Still a few familiar faces poking around... WHOLE lotta newbs though.

[cmgreensr]

Still a few familiar faces poking around... WHOLE lotta newbs though.

True, however most newbs with this attitude are gone within a month.

[attack eagle]

or buy e30s/e36s.

[cornflakecwl]

or buy e30s/e36s.
:rofl
And thread goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on . . ... . . .. . ... .

[zubbie]

and on

[LouieD]

...on n n on n on n on
the beat don't stop until the break of dawn
singin' on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall' throw it on the floor
I'm gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause I', one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall' a-gimme what ya got
cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin' for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you don't stop... :shifty

[cornflakecwl]

Ho-tel Mo-tel Holiday INN ... SAY WHA!?!?

[randoms]

My Dad's dead. I'm glad I never called him stupid. He always did the best he could, which was pretty great most of the time.

[Husky]

My Dad's dead. I'm glad I never called him stupid. He always did the best he could, which was pretty great most of the time.

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/thread?

[roche90]

this thread is amusing.

[cmgreensr]

this thread is amusing.


This thread is annoying! It shows how some newbs are open minded and willing to listen to advice from other members who have been there, done that, while some come in here totally defensive. I was a little bit defensive when I first joined and was unable to read sarcasm thru text, but then I got to learn who the members were and came to respect them. Now I can get away with calling most of them dicks and they will know I'm joking. Sadly, some newbs will never grow beyond being defensive little boys and therefore will gain no knowledge from this forum as no member in their right mind will help them anymore. Sorry for the rant but I feel the ban stick should come down a little faster than it does.


/rant

[89 bimmer]

Ill start a petition not to post on this thread anymore. Instead of signing it, abstain from the thread and you'll be considered on the petiton. :D

[bolloc]

Ill start a petition not to post on this thread anymore. Instead of signing it, abstain from the thread and you'll be considered on the petiton. :D

Well that means I'm off the petition then, this guy still has considerable entertainment value, you'll see.....

[Chinman]

Long shot... but where does battery ground go? Anywhere in that region? :eek::eek::eek:


Battery is located under the rear seat on the passenger side. I believe it grounds there as well.


Nah ground (brown) strap goes somewhere to body from what i know about cars


It does ground to the floor under the seat.


So who the hell told you to ground it to the seat? :confused

/ off the petition as well :D

[attack eagle]

Like a subscription to Beer of the Month...
It is the gift that just keeps giving.

i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

[CO535i]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5146884/1.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Bad-Advice-Asian

[nitrouso]

My god, I looked at this thread immediately after it was posted, and now I look again and its on its 5th page. :eek:

[bolloc]

My god, I looked at this thread immediately after it was posted, and now I look again and its on its 5th page. :eek:

Probably thought that it would just by reading the title though didn't you....

[cmgreensr]

Almost at 6 pages



ooopps, off the petition as well
FEED THE TROLLS

[roche90]

i forgot what this thread was supposed to be.
don't really care now :redspot

[GIANUCCI E30]

Like a subscription to Beer of the Month...
It is the gift that just keeps giving.

i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Xg53Zzor5zv1eM:http://bigmada.com/storage/remember/break.dance.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1259208 520313&t=1

[bolloc]

i forgot what this thread was supposed to be.
don't really care now :redspot

It's about a young guy showing others how to gain respect from people he socializes with.

[CO535i]

It's about a young guy showing others how to gain respect from people he socializes with.

http://tinvid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/goodfellas-4749-240x300.jpg

[GIANUCCI E30]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

or the Dirty Jersey version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mhnqVxkeA

[roche90]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

or the Dirty Jersey version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mhnqVxkeA

:lol

[GIANUCCI E30]

hey why not?:redspot

[attack eagle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

[misswin]

this thread has made a complete change for the better. kudos, fellas.

[attack eagle]

welcome...

and enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEDEgLqS-5s

[Meeve]

As I was browsing through this thread, my girlfriend said: what is it with all those songs lyrics and video, isin't it a car forum?

Holy landslide

[mpaganr34]

As I was browsing through this thread, my girlfriend said: what is it with all those songs lyrics and video, isin't it a car forum?

Holy landslide
Girlfriends just don't understand :stickoutt

[bolloc]

As I was browsing through this thread, my girlfriend said: what is it with all those songs lyrics and video, isin't it a car forum?

Holy landslide

The dutch girlfriend?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/zoutdropje/hollandse20lille.jpg

or are you back now?

[Meeve]

The dutch girlfriend?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/zoutdropje/hollandse20lille.jpg

or are you back now?

:lol!! no I am back now ahah. You would be surprised by the dutch girls though. Not all off course.

[bolloc]

:lol!! no I am back now ahah. You would be surprised by the dutch girls though. Not all off course.

..... waiting .....

[GIANUCCI E30]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z33tH-JdPDg

I'm done after this one... for all the bimmerforums people and my BK and NY folks "It's all good baby, baby!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGHyutNq-S4

[Binjammin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI

Ever listen to the words to that song? Oddly enough it's been running through my head all day. He steals his mothers car and picks up a runaway girl. She's 12. I wish I had capital numbers,

*12*

And the 12 year old is a freak. The whole song is wtf.

The dutch girlfriend?


Dutch Rudder?

[bolloc]

Dutch Rudder?

Bastard! I was taking a sip of coffee when I read that....

[attack eagle]

Ever listen to the words to that song? Oddly enough it's been running through my head all day. He steals his mothers car and picks up a runaway girl. She's 12. I wish I had capital numbers,

*12*

And the 12 year old is a freak. The whole song is wtf.

Remember he is like a 14 -15 year old high school aged kid in that song. Cause he doesn't have his license yet. :)
not the 20 years old he was in `88.

i've known a few 12 year olds that looked 15... or older. And some 14 year olds that looked 18 and were freakier than a pornstar on E.

[roche90]

i was drinking egg nog. polished off that container in a hurry