Hi, i'm cleane34 and i crash cars.

[CleanE34]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7075/img0660ua.jpgsup.


http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8996/img0661bl.jpg

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6576/img0666l.jpg

hate me

[dalex44]

the front needs to be lower to compensate the slammed rear......its ok got kind of a track car vibe about it but id deff get the front end/grille and hood put together and painted...and that one light missing haha and those stickers

[Steve547i]

im gonna hate on that lip. its not bad, its just not the entire length of the bumper.

[ShapeShifter]

Driving skillz








ZERO

[snake109]

boobies ftw

[ShapeShifter]

Not a straight panel on that car! Maybe the roof?

Battle wagon?

[CleanE34]

its a NY car. duh of course its a battle wagon.

[E34nication]

im gonna hate on that lip. its not bad, its just not the entire length of the bumper.

+1. and it looks extra ridiculous with the wheel gap.

[NikosX]

No one will ever smash as many cars as I have. Seek solace in that.

[CleanE34]

nic you are more asian than i am. i never thought i'd say that

[Steve547i]

nic you are more asian than i am. I never thought i'd say that
so fcking impossible :)

[CleanE34]

i am all that is asian.

[NikosX]

Lol. Cars...RIP

2007 Mini Cooper S
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2010 S2000 (totaled)

[bmwmech1]

You guys make me laugh... in a good, funny kind of way...

G.

[CleanE34]

nic you got me beat. all i've crashed was my lexus 3 times. and my wagon twice.

[AHenry014]

lolll may i ask why the suspension looks like that? did you forget to lower the front?

[CleanE34]

fronts lowered. but rears more. and its a wagon so i'm guessing body shifts back. i'll slam the front in the meantime.

[moroza]

"In you, I feel so dirty / in you, I crash cars / in you I feel so pretty / in you I taste god..."

Billy Corgan would approve. I think?

[MarchelloBB]

You should totally write: BATTLE WAGON on the hood to complete the look

[bimmernub]

You should totally write: BATTLE WAGON on the hood to complete the look


I second that.

[5tre5i]

does this count as crashing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u1l_7zEh2E

Oil money put to good use :rofl

[milKt]

I like it.
Rock on.

[dvdcnnrspncr]

does this count as crashing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u1l_7zEh2E

Oil money put to good use :rofl

WTF....FTW...TFW........or any combination of the three...

[Uber 525i]

I like it... looks... like it doesn't give a F@#$

[SC David]

Just get that high beam aimed a little lower, and you're good to go. Oh, and maybe a turret mounted to the roof rack.

[ESSSupreme]

needs a drop! LOL!

[e34 life]

reverse rake?

[5tre5i]

Just get that high beam aimed a little lower, and you're good to go. Oh, and maybe a turret mounted to the roof rack.

Rear roof should get the turret, the front should get two mini rocket launchers. The side rear windows should have snipers, the empty light sockets should have mini rockets, and the the back window should have the booster rockets for that extra speed. Remember that LSD you can't do it all without LSD! :D

[e34moneypit]

Lol. Cars...RIP

2007 Mini Cooper S
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2010 S2000 (totaled)

the mini wasn't even yours :rofl

[5tre5i]

Lol. Cars...RIP

2007 Mini Cooper S
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2010 S2000 (totaled)

Motorcycle, don't ride one, oh and for the next new car you crash, i'd like to have it, so you know, you don't crash it :D

[prash]

Some of you guys must be paying hella insurance premiums after going through cars like cheap cell phones.

[RWDBandwagonder]

Cheap cell phones?
My cell phones down payment was bigger than my cars, I also paid off my car faster. lol, priorities ftw.

[CleanE34]

battle wagon should be its new nickname

[AquilaBMW]

Mods... please change his sn to Mad Max...:D

[RWDBandwagonder]

I think that would look really nice with a blacked out rear window with "battle wagon" across it in big white letters..

lawl.

[DTMkarnage]

nice at least you got it back on the road

[NikosX]

Some of you guys must be paying hella insurance premiums after going through cars like cheap cell phones.

Insurance aint cheap. But that being said, you gotta pay to play.

[5tre5i]

Insurance aint cheap. But that being said, you gotta pay to play.

or you gotta learn not to crash :D

[ross1]

Lol. Cars...RIP

2007 Mini Cooper S
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2008 540i6 (totaled)
2010 S2000 (totaled)

Who pays your car insurance? F'ing agent must take a valium every time your # comes up on the caller ID.

[NikosX]

or you gotta learn not to crash :D

Lol. Thats how I got to be such a good driver


Who pays your car insurance? F'ing agent must take a valium every time your # comes up on the caller ID.

I pay for it.

[CleanE34]

painting the alpineweiss hood a variation of colors.

[TGreene]

painting the alpineweiss hood a variation of colors.

Some big anime picture or something? Maybe like a pokemon with a ninja headband?

[CleanE34]

i should do a pokeball. i was gonna do the whole artcar hood rendition. i have spray cans so it was gonna be a ghetto artcar.

[TGreene]

Don't do spray cans unless you really are good with them.

Find a friend who is in art school or something and have them do it up.

[CleanE34]

i've done taggin before. gonna lay a flat black primer first then tag it up.

[5tre5i]

Lol. Thats how I got to be such a good driver



I pay for it.

crashing doesn't make you a good driver, it just means you need to learn to pay more attention ;)

Oh and how many of these were your fault? I'm kinda surprised you're still allowed to drive after crashing 4 new cars :confused

[misswin]

reverse rake is awkward. still.

[JW767]

I was thinkin turret also... I think you could part morning gridlock like the red sea with this baby.
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv36/jw767ent/m134_modkit.jpg

[GGray]

Lol. Thats how I got to be such a good driver



I pay for it.

Unfortunatly good drivers don't crash cars.. On the street, or track...

And yes I can drive it like I stole it, on the track.... ;)

[NikosX]

crashing doesn't make you a good driver, it just means you need to learn to pay more attention ;)

Oh and how many of these were your fault? I'm kinda surprised you're still allowed to drive after crashing 4 new cars :confused

First of all, Ive been being facetious.

Secondly, Ive only been in ONE accident that involved another car and wasn't deemed at fault.

The mini situation came from using RWD reflexes to correct a FWD slide.

The 1st 540i was totaled on impact with a deer.

The 2nd 540i was a combination of snow/ice and a hit and run all in the same day.

The S2000 died against a tree in the middle of winter. Again, snow and ice.

I have no problem getting insured. USAA is a wonderful company. Dad has been with them for 60+ years and our policies are practically "undroppable" due to his long legacy with them and his service in the United States Air Force.

[5tre5i]

First of all, Ive been being facetious.

Secondly, Ive only been in ONE accident that involved another car and wasn't deemed at fault.

The mini situation came from using RWD reflexes to correct a FWD slide.

The 1st 540i was totaled on impact with a deer.

The 2nd 540i was a combination of snow/ice and a hit and run all in the same day.

The S2000 died against a tree in the middle of winter. Again, snow and ice.

I have no problem getting insured. USAA is a wonderful company. Dad has been with them for 60+ years and our policies are practically "undroppable" due to his long legacy with them and his service in the United States Air Force.

how fast were you going in the snow and ice :stickoutt

I've gone through 3 cars, the 535i is my fourth

1g eagle talon - axle broke off as I was turning, got rid of it which I regret

Camry - Tranny/head gasket failure combination of too many miles (35xxxx), ex-taxi, and me treating it like a sports car (I beat a newb in a souped up evo in the middle of traffic on my way to school which was 50 miles away taking 20 minutes going at 120 mph passing a cop :D

Malibu - brother crashed because lady 9think she was drunk or something) slammed her brakes in the middle of the road

oh and my motorcycle accident - hit and run...suv + woman driving said suv

[Teddy Bomber]

:thumbup: very cool Touring . . 100 Cool-Points!