A SURE SIGN that the APOCALYPSE is near... [Archive] - Bimmerforums

6cylinder

11-10-2009, 06:21 AM

Just had to share this...

http://yuma.craigslist.org/cto/1429295554.html

You'll love these million dollar lines...

"was made into a //M5" :rolleyes

"This car turns heads" :nuts

cpatstone

11-10-2009, 07:30 AM

well, it would turn my head as it went by, then it would turn my head downward, then turn it left and right several times.

cal45fan

11-10-2009, 07:35 AM

hideous.

btmlinedan

11-10-2009, 08:25 AM

email me quick yo daWg

Therealet23

11-10-2009, 08:32 AM

dibs.....

Stoopid

11-10-2009, 08:50 AM

It turns heads because it is a natural reaction to turn away before puking !!! :alright:alright:alright:alright

sabbos1

11-10-2009, 09:22 AM

Too much to see this early in the morning. Like a train wreck - or that really obese woman that worked in my office years ago who wore really short dresses and me defensively turning my head away when ever she started to stand up for fear of seeing something that might scare me for life.........

Dking078

11-10-2009, 09:27 AM

...14 TV's... is there one under the seat, as well as 13 other useless places?

1BADBM

11-10-2009, 10:05 AM

Wtf $16,000 ????

D540i

11-10-2009, 10:29 AM

yo dawg this car gets so much attention, people actually start vomiting uncontrollably! daz how awesum this car is yo

weasel like

11-10-2009, 10:47 AM

I hope you all are sending him emails too...

BKphoto

11-10-2009, 10:55 AM

:pimpflash

02540ico

11-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Yo dawwwg, too early in the morning to see something like this. :(

crdiscoverer

11-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Kill me please

allamer35

11-10-2009, 11:27 AM

:lol... Wow im speechless. Somebody put that car out of its misery.

tmpecus

11-10-2009, 11:28 AM

emailing him now.

crdiscoverer

11-10-2009, 11:31 AM

emailing him now.

lol. Be sure to use the slang... keep yourself undercover :stickoutt

tmpecus

11-10-2009, 11:38 AM

lol. Be sure to use the slang... keep yourself undercover :stickoutt

I gOts It aLL CoVeReD yO! ;)

FknNice

11-10-2009, 11:51 AM

I've got the stomach flu...this just made me upchuck even worse.

02540ico

11-10-2009, 12:02 PM

Anyone get an email back yet??
I'm still waiting.
And 14 TV's ... thought they prefered trans-gendered these days. :cool I can be PC .. for short periods of time before it makes me nauseous. :devillook

tmpecus

11-10-2009, 12:03 PM

razzy530

11-10-2009, 02:18 PM

Has anyone actually sent this guy an email??

Aintfirsturlast

11-10-2009, 02:28 PM

I'd break my neck staring at that! I love jokesb!:)

Newbie528i

11-10-2009, 02:30 PM

I'm in! Let me just grab my 16,000 dollar bill out of my wallet.

tmpecus

11-10-2009, 02:32 PM

Has anyone actually sent this guy an email??

yes, but I haven't received a response yet. Here's what I sent:

yo Dawg! I saw your hot ride on craigslist and i'm really interested, but I have a few questions. Let me just say it looks like a pimpin ride bro. So how did you make this 540i into a ///M5? And 14 TV's? I've seen rides with 5-7 TVs, but 14?? Wow, that's off the hook! I know this ride will get me sum mad pussy so send me a email back with the answer to my questions. Holla at your boy!

Antonio

ttgxc

11-10-2009, 02:33 PM

"This car turns heads."

I was thinking away in disgust.

weasel like

11-10-2009, 03:05 PM

No email back yet. I basically told him he should be ashamed of himself for doing that to a poor innocent car.

razzy530

11-12-2009, 09:38 PM

yes, but I haven't received a response yet. Here's what I sent:

yo Dawg! I saw your hot ride on craigslist and i'm really interested, but I have a few questions. Let me just say it looks like a pimpin ride bro. So how did you make this 540i into a ///M5? And 14 TV's? I've seen rides with 5-7 TVs, but 14?? Wow, that's off the hook! I know this ride will get me sum mad pussy so send me a email back with the answer to my questions. Holla at your boy!

Antonio

Thanks. U hit this right-on

XCELMotorsports

11-12-2009, 09:42 PM

rebuilt at around 75000 to put down more power

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/brilliant.jpg

Blauanzug

11-13-2009, 07:47 AM

i am going to be sick!

larinah

11-13-2009, 11:49 AM

WTF seriously:(

BimmerBreaker

11-13-2009, 03:08 PM

LOL... XCEL that is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile

Camarok

11-13-2009, 05:23 PM

if said seller deemed it a show car, you would think it would have better pictures.... wait no, can't afford a nice camera after all dat sheit be put in dat

EDIT: er double post...

Emailed him wanting to see more pics :cool

rrcompton

11-13-2009, 05:42 PM

crdiscoverer

11-13-2009, 06:27 PM

I gOts It aLL CoVeReD yO! ;)

yes, but I haven't received a response yet. Here's what I sent:

yo Dawg! I saw your hot ride on craigslist and i'm really interested, but I have a few questions. Let me just say it looks like a pimpin ride bro. So how did you make this 540i into a ///M5? And 14 TV's? I've seen rides with 5-7 TVs, but 14?? Wow, that's off the hook! I know this ride will get me sum mad pussy so send me a email back with the answer to my questions. Holla at your boy!

Antonio

You surely weren't kidding :lol

nmclay

11-13-2009, 06:44 PM

THANKS MTV for pimping my ride!

m6151m

11-13-2009, 08:32 PM

I guess I'm not ghetto enough to appreciate such a finely tuned show car.

Devo540

11-14-2009, 10:30 PM

i just threw up in my own mouth...just a lil

FurryOne

11-15-2009, 11:03 AM

yes, but I haven't received a response yet. Here's what I sent: ...

Better watch out... he may get pissed off and decide to park it in front of your house! :jedicryin

gjVah

11-15-2009, 01:58 PM

That's what happens when prices drop so low that every wanna be gangster can afford a classic bimmer. Everything has two sides. For the enthusiast is good (because not everyone was born with $100 bills up his a$$) but at the same time you see monstrosities like this one more often. After all its just another ruined car.. :( We are lucky since the 5er is not the car of choice for the junior pimps. It's the 3. If you live where I live and see what I see every day... damn.. Every other 325 here has an M3 badge... yeah.. And the Mercs.. I don't remember the last time I saw a correctly badged one. Everything is badged either 63 or 65 amg.

jamesdc4

11-15-2009, 02:03 PM

I've always been a fan of two tones.
http://images.craigslist.org/3k23m03p15O25Q75Rc9ajc2fbb9f4eb111a0e.jpg

gjVah

11-15-2009, 02:05 PM

I've always been a fan of two tones.

Me too, unless its tan on baby shit brown.

jamesdc4

11-15-2009, 02:18 PM

Me too, unless its tan on baby shit brown.
That was meant to be sarcastic. ;)
I wonder how much $$$ he spent on the car.

e39dream

11-15-2009, 02:35 PM

I got an email back from him yesterday. His message was totally coherent and error free, I think he worded the ad like that for fun or something. I told him the "truth". The car would need a lot of work to be something I would drive but I am interested.

more pics:
http://gallery.me.com/lucasbowler/100012

jamesdc4

11-15-2009, 02:39 PM

Interesting art work.
http://gallery.me.com/lucasbowler/100012/IMG_0132/web.jpg?ver=12582406600001

madirish7419

11-15-2009, 03:00 PM

Wtf......

BimmerBreaker

11-15-2009, 03:33 PM

http://gallery.me.com/lucasbowler/100012/IMG_0141/web.jpg?ver=12582405350001

Built-in game console thats older than the car

Can you say PIMP?

Blauanzug

11-15-2009, 06:13 PM

http://gallery.me.com/lucasbowler/100012/IMG_0141/web.jpg?ver=12582405350001

Built-in game console thats older than the car

Can you say PIMP?
Nice I didn't notice that.but I have to say, still a good system!