worst taste everrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[renegadeforce]

:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad:mad
By far the biggest disrespect to b.f.c. e34 section:shifty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB3c_Yao_DY
there are other related videos that show some really bad "upgrades" that should never be put on a e34:nono
check em out

[bimmershark]

eh there is a few that are not bad most are shit tho

[MaxSteel]

Would rock :56, wheels in 1:11, 1:47, and 2:25.

[nismoracer65789]

:dunno I like some of the wheels. But way to many body kits, eBay tails, angel eyes, and wild colors. It's like F&F e34 style :shifty

[adamnur]

Any older members will remember the worst E34 thread...it was an E34 in the process of a front end conversion to an E39, and it was the worst work I've ever seen attempted. I'm pretty sure the owner gave up on it.

[UberFunfer]

Wow, pretty sure one of those douche bags put AMG reps on the E34.

I watched 44 seconds and almost threw up. That's 44 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

The sh*tty music tells it all.

[choppers]

Rice E34...yikes but I like the one with big lip rims, the rims are hot, not the body kit.

[mikemxbike4]

LOL at that lame Russian Rap abot racing BMW's

[Trevor M]

LOL @ the lambo doors

[E34Kevin]

Theres a good video on youtube that shows tasteful e34s and alpinas.

Most of these were ridiculous and laughable

[zubbie]

euro (east) trash. Although there are a few spoilers in the mix that I'd like to have

[porshe]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

[mlambert831]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

Porshe, no offense bro, but you are constantly bagging on the rest of us because we drive 525's, 535's, the dreaded 530, or a 540. You are no better then us.

Honestly, pardon my vulgarity, but stop being such a prick. :nono


edit: after re reading, maybe I read it wrong. Either way you still seem to come off as arrogant to me.

[4500 RPM]

Porshe, no offense bro, but you are constantly bagging on the rest of us because we drive 525's, 535's, the dreaded 530, or a 540. You are no better then us.

Honestly, pardon my vulgarity, but stop being such a prick. :nono


edit: after re reading, maybe I read it wrong. Either way you still seem to come off as arrogant to me.

Both of you are retarded, you for stealing money and he for being himself. End of story.

[mlambert831]

Both of you are retarded, you for stealing money and he for being himself. End of story.

Well put response?

I'm not touching that horse, though stolen money isn't stolen if it's returned.

[jrcho88]

I'm not really sure what the hell he was trying to get out of that thing but.. whatever.. as long as it floats his boat, I guess?

[MaxSteel]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

You spelled porsche wrong, bro. Just sayin'

[amd4me]

The one at 1:13 is really hot though.

[e34 life]

WIZARD E34?! awesome

[Christoffer]

You spelled porsche wrong, bro. Just sayin'
You can tell him that as many times as makes your head fall off, he won't get it.

[mikemxbike4]

The one at 1:36 is bar far "the best" one.

[Neil Wharton]

Some of them were really nice.....

[UberFunfer]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

Wow, truly impeccable logic. So a tastefully designed car from hundreds (if not thousands) of professional engineers and designers looks worse than the same car that you decided you put Wal-mart wheels covers and a skull shift knob on?

Cars come from the factory the way they do for a reason.

Oh, and you can't buy good taste.

[OrE34]

if the owner of the car is happy with the car, then what the hell does it matter? none of us are any better for saying their cars are shit. individuality ftw

[IAmCman]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes


You seem to think a stock 540i is somehow leaps and bounds better than a stock 525/535.

If a stock 525/535 is a shit car, what does that make a stock non-M 540i?

[GIANUCCI E30]

I'm diggin some of the rims. A few of the lips and rear skirts are hot. But some of the kits and paint jobs look crazy. As for the comment porshe or however wrong he spelled porsche.

Here's some advise. Don't crap on a car from which your car cometh. That's like Smacking your mother for having you.

[Stir Fry A Lot]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

Stock 525/535/5 > your 540/A ANYDAY. IIRC the only mod you have is a HAI btw.

[miekedmr]

big elaborate bumpers, negative camber and undersized tires are for people with fetal alcohol syndrome.

[porshe]

Stock 525/535/5 > your 540/A ANYDAY. IIRC the only mod you have is a HAI btw.

Yes 540I is SLOW it's slush-box your 525 will murder it.

535 1/4 mile 15.9 s
535 0-60 7.7 s

525 0-60: 8.6 s
525 1/4 mile 17.5s


Now let's big boys play here okay?

540 0-60 6.2 s
540 1/4 mile 14.8s

Where is your stick shift now? Little slow at shifting there; maybe you need to try another car not a domestic soccer mom vehicle from '95 that does 1/4 in 17s.

This car:

http://imcdb.org/images/000/026.jpg
will smoke your 525 in 1/4 with AUTOMATIC ;).

[Stir Fry A Lot]

First of all I have a M30 you uniformed twit. Second of all


Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

both of these cars are equipped with what are considered to be some of the best 6 cylinder engines ever engineered.

[porshe]

First of all I have a M30 you uniformed twit. Second of all



both of these cars are equipped with what are considered to be some of the best 6 cylinder engines ever engineered.

Okay you are still 1.1s behind OMG SLUSHBOX 540I in 1/4, Mr. informed.

Does this hurt you deep inside that you resort to insults?

"The M60 was the #1 engine worldwide on the Ward's 10 Best Engines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward%27s_10_Best_Engines) list for 1995 and 1996."

Awww.......could have been your car but it was 1.1s slower. :nono

[amd4me]

Yes, those cars are shit guys. They should have stock 525/535 like most of you have.

:rolleyes

Omg look what I found just for you.
http://capslockhouse.pbworks.com/f/gtfo2.jpg

[Stir Fry A Lot]

The M30 was also rated in the Wards top ten engines of the 20th century.

Goodnight

[nismoracer65789]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l177/nismoracer65789/4a9a2afd.jpg

[Kashmirbeige525]

Yes 540I is SLOW it's slush-box your 525 will murder it.

535 1/4 mile 15.9 s
535 0-60 7.7 s

525 0-60: 8.6 s
525 1/4 mile 17.5s


Now let's big boys play here okay?

540 0-60 6.2 s
540 1/4 mile 14.8s

Where is your stick shift now? Little slow at shifting there; maybe you need to try another car not a domestic soccer mom vehicle from '95 that does 1/4 in 17s.

This car:

http://imcdb.org/images/000/026.jpg
will smoke your 525 in 1/4 with AUTOMATIC ;).





So because they have almost double the displacement but make less than 100 more HP. Definetly an efficient engine there. Also the after market is pretty much dead to build your own and maybe a couple of leftover dinan S/C. Give me 500 bucks and I'll make my car blow by yours and together with the car wouldnt have spent over $1500, compared to overpriced V8s.

[porshe]

Goodnight

Again what is your point? You brought up that you have best engine, M60 is rock solid engine as well; and it wipes floor your engine stock for stock.

You said 525/535's > 540I any day because they are automatic, while you are 1.1+ sec behind with a manual tranny.

1.1s behind = not > 540I, more like 540 I >>>.

Did you get a stick shift, so you can put it up your bum because it certainly does not outperform car you just attempted to flame because it's not 'cool' like your car due to automatic.

So I'm not sure why are you still arguing, numbers are out there. Your car is much slower; your statement is incorrect.

So good night to you.


So because they have almost double the displacement but make less than 100 more HP. Definetly an efficient engine there. Also the after market is pretty much dead to build your own and maybe a couple of leftover dinan S/C. Give me 500 bucks and I'll make my car blow by yours and together with the car wouldnt have spent over $1500, compared to overpriced V8s.

Oh okay, good analogy. Hey dude I got some Dinan S/C left over parts AND some left over turbo jet parts just laying around here.

Give me 500 bucks and I will make MY car FLY over your car.

Oh, just stepped on another DINAN blower; damn these things.

[MaxSteel]

Yes 540I is SLOW it's slush-box your 525 will murder it.

535 1/4 mile 15.9 s
535 0-60 7.7 s

525 0-60: 8.6 s
525 1/4 mile 17.5s


Now let's big boys play here okay?

540 0-60 6.2 s
540 1/4 mile 14.8s

Where is your stick shift now? Little slow at shifting there; maybe you need to try another car not a domestic soccer mom vehicle from '95 that does 1/4 in 17s.

This car:

http://imcdb.org/images/000/026.jpg
will smoke your 525 in 1/4 with AUTOMATIC ;).






Looks like you should've picked up a Camaro douchebag.

[Stir Fry A Lot]

I'm not talking about speed, I'm talking about involvement. You're not a driver, you're a steerer. I'll outdrive you 8 days out of the week and my engine ten times healthier than yours could ever dream of being. Get your priorities straight before grandstanding on some e-bull.


Looks like you should've picked up a Camaro douchebag.

:rofl Alright, I'm done being baited by this tool anymore.

[porshe]

I'm not talking about speed, I'm talking about involvement. You're not a driver, you're a steerer. I'll outdrive you 8 days out of the week and my engine ten times healthier than yours could ever dream of being. Get your priorities straight before grandstanding on some e-bull.



:rofl


Oh, now it's involvment in driving; I get it.

You will 'outdrive' me dude? Wow you are professional racer with that stick. So using your logic you will 'outdrive' any car with automatic.

Okay, go outdrive people my friend. Those automatic M5's, AMG's, Lambos will be put to shame by your outdriving skills.

Yes your engine is 10 times healthier; I'm sure. Go for 20 times; even 40 times healthier. E-Racer you.



:rofl Alright, I'm done being baited by this tool anymore.

More like, your done getting owned and eating your words.

"HAY GUYS I DRIVE MOMS SEDAN FROM 1995 MY ENGINE IS SUPER HEALTHY 10X HEALTHIER IN FACT; AND I OUTDRIVE PEOPLE BECAUSE I HAVE STICK SHIFT; HAY YOU HAVE AUTO LOLOL I OUTDRIVE YOU EVEN THO MY CAR IS ACCELERATING LIKE A TURTLE; HAY YOU HAVE AUTOMATIC M6 LOLOL LOSER EVEN THO MY CAR IS 93290230923 SEC SLOWER I WILL STILL OUTDRIVE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE STICK SHIFT LOLOL"

Tool.

[mtg729]

Hey Porshe!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/bronx_nyc/GTFO.gif

Seriously. You got banned once. That should have told you something.

[VacMan]

Enough already. You guys need to watch your language or you'll have some time away from bf.c to calm down.

Tim