Survey says BMW owners have the most sex of all car buyers?

[Fred in Houston]

There's a very interesting array of BMW stories here, worth a read.
http://www.usautoparts.net/bmw/humor.htm (http://www.usautoparts.net/bmw/humor.htm)
Enjoy
Fred/Houston

[Binjammin]

Lol I thought the consensus was that e34s don't pull tail.

[zubbie]

Lol I thought the consensus was that e34s don't pull tail.

Not here...The survey was done in europe where sex is free and easy...:redspot

[acet]

I wouldn't say that its hard to have sex in US either. You'd be surprised how dirty minded some of these Atlanta girls are. Know from experience. CosmoLava FTMFW!!!!!!!! :lol3

And yeah every girl that gets in my E34 says "damn I really like your car!!!" so yeah, I'd say it pulls some a$$...

[1991BMW525i]

2.2 times a week? Those must be some old BMW owners they surveyed. If I'm at 2.2 times per week, something is seriously wrong.

[acet]

2.2 times a day!

Fixed

[4500 RPM]

This is for new BMW owners. Like E34 owners pull any ass :rofl


2.2 times a week? Those must be some old BMW owners they surveyed. If I'm at 2.2 times per week, something is seriously wrong.

I'm bringing the average down :rofl

[Fred in Houston]

2.2 times a week? what's with the digits and guys that can't start what they finished?
....so that must mean we all have blue balls???
Fred

[moroza]

Tourings do it better. :cool

[AndrewH]

nah, this survery is for the new bmdub owners, girls look at the old bmws and just immediately say "wow, this car is old, ugly, and the inside smells like crayons."

[Aindriu]

At least you can fold the rear seats down, and put a matress in the back of a touring so its Ze Jermahn Shaggan Vagan.

Most girls like my car when they get inside and see that its actually more plush and luxurious than their brand new Astra.

[moroza]

nah, this survery is for the new bmdub owners, girls look at the old bmws and just immediately say "wow, this car is old, ugly, and the inside smells like crayons."

:lol

Dunno about yours, mine's clean, glows red, and smells like incense and leather.

[russiankid]

Survey is wrong. Since I am in high school and I get 4-5 a day.



Jahahahahaaha I wish.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

The MILF crowd still likes the E34.

And anybody who knows the MILF crowd, knows that at 2.2 times per week means a lot of other BMW drivers are having sex alone:D

[AndrewH]

:lol

Dunno about yours, mine's clean, glows red, and smells like incense and leather.

I can bet my interior is in better shape than yours, ;) I'm talking about that classic BMW leather smell, girls seem to hate it and think it smells like a box of crayons.

[1991BMW525i]

Survey is wrong. Since I am in high school and I get 4-5 a year.


Fixed.


The MILF crowd still likes the E34.


Yes they do!

[DIL]

I'm bringing the average down :rofl[/quote]

Is this a hint:devillook

[snake109]

the e34 works with the ladies. little do they know how much they are actually worth. all they know is it looks nice and its a bimmer, so it must be expensive. but when they ride in mine they complain of the stiff suspension, then I kick them out the door on the highway

[XR000mb]

i think the e34 is more of a chick magnet than the e30. but the e36 gets hot ricer girls i bet :(

[525fourthew1n]

Lol I thought the consensus was that e34s don't pull tail.

Well.....maybe not yours....

I kid, I kid :D

I could believe the survey though, I'm sure most of the guys are married to MILFs, I see a lot of those types at my pool. :eyebrows

Shoot, a girl got into my car today and liked it, she said it smelled like a new car, or Axe. :dunno

[kipwinger]

German, Asian, American, it's all the same.



















































They all love the bimmer.:boobies

[tonyroc14]

fuck yea, i agree 100% i get more tail in this car then all my previous cars combined. I also got all my tickets and accidents in it too! So, idk if there's a conection???

[525fourthew1n]

fuck yea, i agree 100% i get more tail in this car then all my previous cars combined. I also got all my tickets and accidents in it too! So, idk if there's a conection???

It just brings about a faster lifestyle. :buttrock















:shifty Not like I can talk with my automatic, 4-ton, 6-cylinder cruiser, but still, there's room for fun.