DFW BFC Sams Meat thread - 11/20/08 v.typicaldebauchery

[bimmerd00d]

The produce is good with these threads.

1. bimmerd00d + g/f
2. Raza + b/f
3. Akhan
4. MCM97, unless he has fag practice friday morning early.
5. bbking9
6. Jonathan 90 M3
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8.
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10.


http://englishrussia.com/images/drive_in.jpg

[razahyde]

1. bimmerd00d + g/f
2. Raza + m5
3.
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9.
10.

[iamvietness]

The produce is good with these threads.

1. bimmerd00d + g/f
2. Raza + b/f
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.


I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[razahyde]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

:rofl2

slut you're the one who named your car Bella

LOL!

[Bimmerista]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Why do you sound so surprised?

[iamvietness]

shouldn't u be paying attention in class before you get detention kid? hahahah

[MCM97]

The produce is good with these threads.

1. bimmerd00d + g/f
2. Raza + b/f
3.


http://dentonmuslimcemetery.com/

It's a tarp!

[Bimmerista]

http://dentonmuslimcemetery.com/

It's a tarp!

:rofl

Its an actual website!!

[MCM97]

:rofl

Its an actual website!!

it's on 380 on the way to Eagles Canyon. The funny thing the sign over the cemetary looks like something from the wild west

[akhan]

im down... i have gotten a few new things for the car since...

should be fun!!! yay :)

posted in bimmerfest!

[iamvietness]

Why do you sound so surprised?
:rofl:

[ajlounia]

Hmm...I'll try to make it to this one.

[akhan]

Hmm...I'll try to make it to this one.

make sure u have ur professional detail b4 u come out! ;)

[ajlounia]

make sure u have ur professional detail b4 u come out! ;)

I see what you did there...

:(

[russiamutha]

http://englishrussia.com/images/drive_in.jpg

Only in Russia:lol

[razahyde]

make sure u have ur professional detail b4 u come out! ;)

im assuming stuarts will detail your car before you get it back then?

[akhan]

im assuming stuarts will detail your car before you get it back then?


yes and it will be considered professional! :buttrock

[razahyde]

yes and it will be considered professional! :buttrock

good to hear that, because i wasnt gonna do it. :rofl2

[akhan]

good to hear that, because i wasnt gonna do it. :rofl2

raza im sorry i said PROFESSIONAL not half ass...

















:D

[razahyde]

raza im sorry i said PROFESSIONAL not half ass...



:D


its not half ass, its 3/4, get it right.

[russiamutha]

the day Raza stops posting pics of his car, is the day we'll no longer see "Server busy" messages on this board.

[razahyde]

the day Raza stops posting pics of his car, is the day we'll no longer see "Server busy" messages on this board.

im just excited because i got my new camera...just like you were excited when you got married and posted pics of your wife...o wait a minute...

[russiamutha]

im just excited because i got my new camera...just like you were excited when you got married and posted pics of your wife...o wait a minute...

which one of my wifes do you want to see a pic of?

[razahyde]

which one of my wifes do you want to see a pic of?

the one with bigger boobs please. :buttrock

[bbking9]

Ok - for us new guys - I got the BFC part - but where is Sams Meat ??

[MCM97]

Ok - for us new guys - I got the BFC part - but where is Sams Meat ??

http://www2.samsclub.com/clublocator/club_detail.aspx?mySearch=citystate&myCity=irving&myState=TX&myClub=6265&myZoom=3&mySession=491d83ca-023f-0003-02b7-78a7-001ec93db588&myDir=OUT

In case the linky no workie it's at 635 and McArthur

[bbking9]

Count me in for my first meeting - ye ha !! I have meet akhan when I bought the 4Runner.

How do I get my name added to the list - and what time??

[bimmerd00d]

Count me in for my first meeting - ye ha !! I have meet akhan when I bought the 4Runner.

How do I get my name added to the list - and what time??

we usually show up around 9-ish, i added you to the first post.

[MCM97]

Brandon - did you pm bbking about the duties of the new guy at the meat?

[bimmerd00d]

Brandon - did you pm bbking about the duties of the new guy at the meat?

i like to let them stew over it for a while. he'll find out soon enough :D

[bbking9]

I'm ok with pretty much anything - except guy on guy action.

[razahyde]

I'm ok with pretty much anything - except guy on guy action.

thats what mark was aiming for, guess he wont be making an appearance at the meet now.

[Bimmerista]

I'm ok with pretty much anything - except guy on guy action.

Ouch...Sorry Mark

:D

[weaksauce]

I'm ok with pretty much anything - except guy on guy action.

get him drunk mark. then he might go for it. Leave appollo and the peanut butter at the house this time.

[bimmerd00d]

I'm ok with pretty much anything - except guy on guy action.

hmm that'll take a little more planning but it doesn't matter.

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/hotshotsdeux191.jpeg

[MCM97]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxK9x0p8Nf4

[bbking9]

I've heard stories of some bimmer enthusiasts being on the "DOWN LOW" !!

[bimmerd00d]

http://uploader.ws/upload/200811/29eb9cb.jpg

[MCM97]

I've heard stories of some bimmer enthusiasts being on the "DOWN LOW" !!

Not going to name names but when you come out if you drop your wallet in front of guys in tight tshirts just cancel the credit cards and move on

[razahyde]

Not going to name names but when you come out if you drop your wallet in front of guys in tight tshirts just cancel the credit cards and move on

but pepe's in Australia, he wanted to REALLLLY go down under.

[bbking9]

So now I see why its is called a MEAT meet !!!

[razahyde]

So now I see why its is called a MEAT meet !!!

:rofl2

[Bimmerista]

Y'all do realize it won't be a BIG meat if I'm not there

[razahyde]

Y'all do realize it won't be a BIG meat if I'm not there

if you are referring to roast beef then yes, you win in that category, you have the most roast beef.

[akhan]

Y'all do realize it won't be a BIG meat if I'm not there


lol wut

i threw up...

plz refrain ur self from making these comments as they are not funny...

kthxbye





















:)

[russiamutha]

lol wut

i threw up...

plz refrain ur self from making these comments as they are not funny...

kthxbye


ur tpn sklz r ftl

[razahyde]

ur tpn sklz r ftl

iz agr w/ u its nt 2 hrd 2 ad fw ltrs in

[Adrian G.]

get him drunk mark. then he might go for it. Leave appollo and the peanut butter at the house this time.

Jeff, are you going to this? If so can you bring those wishbone brackets?

[akhan]

iz agr w/ u its nt 2 hrd 2 ad fw ltrs in


srsly wt da hell :shifty

[Jonathan 90 M3]

I be show up.

[akhan]

I be show up.

Fooooooshizzle...

**Correction***

That would be delightful!


P.S. Sir, this is Bimmerforums, please use proper grammar. (As stated above).

Thank you,

Ahsan K.

[ajlounia]

I have a physics exam at 8am the day after this meet. Should I go to the meet or keep studying for it that night? Damn.

[akhan]

I have a physics exam at 8am the day after this meet. Should I go to the meet or keep studying for it that night? Damn.

option C. GET A PROFESSIONAL DETAIL!

:devillook

[ajlounia]

option C. GET A PROFESSIONAL DETAIL!

:devillook

:mad

[razahyde]

option C. GET A PROFESSIONAL DETAIL!

:devillook

leave him alone

[Pepe240sx]

Not going to name names but when you come out if you drop your wallet in front of guys in tight tshirts just cancel the credit cards and move on

Anything is possible in the land of 'steers and queers'.

[akhan]

Anything is possible in the land of 'steers and queers'.

u talking about Australia?
now i realize y u were so eager to go there....:stickoutt

[Pepe240sx]

u talking about Australia?
now i realize y u were so eager to go there....:stickoutt

I don't know man, Texas has it beat 100%.

Besides, those who are fearful of gays are often gay themselves, but too ashamed to admit it.

It's okay, you can come out now. ;)

[akhan]

since u continue to talk about it... maybe there is something u would like to tell us... u already fit the discription :)


NO HOMO!!!

[schneid4323]

lol yall cant wait? if i leave here tuesday ill grace yall with my presence, ill have to snatch the e93 :evil2

[Pepe240sx]

since u continue to talk about it... maybe there is something u would like to tell us... u already fit the discription :)


NO HOMO!!!

Do you like to contradict yourself? It's not my fault wannabe homophobes like yourself are in denial about themselves.

[razahyde]

this got ugly fast!!!

[MCM97]

lol yall cant wait? if i leave here tuesday ill grace yall with my presence, ill have to snatch the e93 :evil2

keep the DSC on in this one k?

[Bimmerista]

keep the DSC on in this one k?

But but but...its got LSD!!!!!

[Pepe240sx]

this got ugly fast!!!

Ugly? Pfft, your wheels are ugly :stickoutt

[bimmerd00d]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n30/shadowyinzer/aw_jeez_not_this_shit_again2.jpg

[schneid4323]

yea ill be there, hopefully, unless im busy with the ladies

[russiamutha]

i may show.

maybe. maybe not.

[MCM97]

itchy trigger finger mods??

[bbking9]

Update on my attendance. I spent most of last Thursday night in the ER with what turns out to be a 8mm kidney stone.

Urologist visit today - on Thursday AM - I will have a wire shoved up my pecker and the stone moved and blasted with ultra sound to break it up. Thanks God I'll be knocked out when all this is going on.

So not real sure how I will Thursday PM. I'll do my best to be there !! I just hope I have some bladder control so I dont piss all over you guys feet !

[bimmerd00d]

Update on my attendance. I spent most of last Thursday night in the ER with what turns out to be a 8mm kidney stone.

Urologist visit today - on Thursday AM - I will have a wire shoved up my pecker and the stone moved and blasted with ultra sound to break it up. Thanks God I'll be knocked out when all this is going on.

So not real sure how I will Thursday PM. I'll do my best to be there !! I just hope I have some bladder control so I dont piss all over you guys feet !

At least we can count on MCM97 to destroy your bathroom in your room.

[trig]

Update on my attendance. I spent most of last Thursday night in the ER with what turns out to be a 8mm kidney stone.

Urologist visit today - on Thursday AM - I will have a wire shoved up my pecker and the stone moved and blasted with ultra sound to break it up. Thanks God I'll be knocked out when all this is going on.

So not real sure how I will Thursday PM. I'll do my best to be there !! I just hope I have some bladder control so I dont piss all over you guys feet !


Holy smokes! 8mm! That's like 0.31496"! That's bigger than a friking tic-tac!

[bimmerd00d]

Holy smokes! 8mm! That's like 0.31496"! That's bigger than a friking tic-tac!

Bill Brasky would fire that out and kill a man.

[bbking9]

My urologist called it big - but not a monster - had a previous patient with a 13mm.

Yep gotta break up 8mm stone. pee pee canal is on 3-4 mm.

I cant wait - ye ha !! But still hope to see you guys Thursday night.

[weaksauce]

My urologist called it big - but not a monster - had a previous patient with a 13mm.

Yep gotta break up 8mm stone. pee pee canal is on 3-4 mm.

I cant wait - ye ha !! But still hope to see you guys Thursday night.

on a normal man.... :shifty

[razahyde]

who the hell was it that tore up my bathroom when i was at parkland. i dont remember the visit at parkland much but i clearly remember that because it stunk for a while.

[bbking9]

I'd like to take credit for it - but wasn't around then.

Just to let ya know - If I ever use anyones bathroom - I like to leave a hair on the soap !!!

[razahyde]

I'd like to take credit for it - but wasn't around then.

Just to let ya know - If I ever use anyones bathroom - I like to leave a hair on the soap !!!

well i never used the bathroom either with my 2-3 week stay there, so yea. but man someone really let it rip, i had to call my nurse and get more morphine to knock myself out.

i want to say it was either mark or jeff...:shifty

[MCM97]

who the hell was it that tore up my bathroom when i was at parkland. i dont remember the visit at parkland much but i clearly remember that because it stunk for a while.

Oh that was me. I was quite proud of that one

[razahyde]

Oh that was me. I was quite proud of that one


...:rofl2

[trig]

When you guys going to meet up? I may go if I'm not already drunk. When and where does the drinking start? I'm already thirsty.

Maybe I'll follow you there, Raza.

:shifty

[razahyde]

When you guys going to meet up? I may go if I'm not already drunk. When and where does the drinking start? I'm already thirsty.

Maybe I'll follow you there, Raza.

:shifty

im heading there from UNT and meeting some members from M5board for some photos before the meet. so ill be up at same around 7:30ish.

[bimmerd00d]

Oh that was me. I was quite proud of that one

So proud that i believe he called me shortly after to tell me all about it.

supposed to be 50 degrees by 4pm, strap on your leiderhosen bitches.

[Bimmerista]

Meet was an epic failure??

[razahyde]

no it couldnt have been because you werent there.

good turnout, a lot of new faces again.

[bbking9]

Sorry I could not make it. After waking up from anesthesia - My back was killing me and the end of my pecker was on fire. There is a 3-4 inch piece of freaking fishing line coming out of the end of my johnson - so that in 4-5 days he can pull the stent out.

Got home at 5PM and slept till 3AM today (Fri).

I'll be at the next one. I'll bring the piece of string with me for those of you out there with that kind of fetish !!

[schneid4323]

Sorry I could not make it. After waking up from anesthesia - My back was killing me and the end of my pecker was on fire. There is a 3-4 inch piece of freaking fishing line coming out of the end of my johnson - so that in 4-5 days he can pull the stent out.

Got home at 5PM and slept till 3AM today (Fri).

I'll be at the next one. I'll bring the piece of string with me for those of you out there with that kind of fetish !!

thats why you shouldnt pick up women after mikey, go get that checked out.

[MCM97]

Sorry I could not make it. After waking up from anesthesia - My back was killing me and the end of my pecker was on fire. There is a 3-4 inch piece of freaking fishing line coming out of the end of my johnson - so that in 4-5 days he can pull the stent out.


Save your deductable...Raza can suck that bad boy out

[razahyde]

Save your deductable...Raza can suck that bad boy out

you must have me confused with someone else, maybe GG?

[bbking9]

Damnnnn, I'm not sure I wanna meet you guys in person !!!!

[uuc328]

Damnnnn, I'm not sure I wanna meet you guys in person !!!!

that would probably be best

[weaksauce]

Damnnnn, I'm not sure I wanna meet you guys in person !!!!


that would probably be best

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