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TheM3nsah
07-09-2008, 03:07 PM
how to port and polish your engine
http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#693578
:rofl
http://www.mikelobban.ca/forumpics/funnypix/59d8e1f4be.gif
TH3 Shifty
07-09-2008, 03:26 PM
someone is messing around.. no one is that stupid...
CMG
07-09-2008, 03:28 PM
Seriously, ever heard of the term internet troll?
GotBHP?
07-09-2008, 03:28 PM
Saw that YEARS ago on a VW forum. 'Tis fake my friend.
GacAttack
07-09-2008, 03:34 PM
Priceless! I was laughing pretty hard. At least the Audi forum (for the most part) picked up on the joke-- the cobalt guys took about 6 pages to start wondering if it was a joke or not.
ptldM3
07-09-2008, 04:07 PM
Thats how i ported and polished my engine:dunno
GacAttack
07-09-2008, 04:10 PM
Hmmm... I just had an idea. We should have some sort of inter-forums wars. I'm not sure if we'd be fighting for land or resources or power or pride or what, but we need to figure that out and conquer the web.

Who's with me?!?!?
ptldM3
07-09-2008, 04:14 PM
Hmmm... I just had an idea. We should have some sort of inter-forums wars. I'm not sure if we'd be fighting for land or resources or power or pride or what, but we need to figure that out and conquer the web.

Who's with me?!?!?

As nice as it sound we have our fair shair of morons and Ricer.
bmwpowere36m3
07-09-2008, 04:17 PM
:rofl:
Vroom99
07-09-2008, 05:18 PM
you can put sand in seafoam to get the same effect. 1/2 Sand, 1/2 Seafoam, suck through engine and serve.
xtremsiege2
07-09-2008, 10:15 PM
its a joke, hes got 3 posts, but funny to say the least.

Does anyone remember the e46 guy who sucked a towel/cloth into his engine and it got wrapped around the camshaft?
WytLytnyn
07-10-2008, 01:16 AM
that's funny!
Xiphos
07-10-2008, 01:31 AM
As nice as it sound we have our fair shair of morons and Ricer.


Well thats why we'd have certain requirements to join the interweb domination society.
Devius1
07-10-2008, 01:41 AM
Does anyone remember the e46 guy who sucked a towel/cloth into his engine and it got wrapped around the camshaft?
:eyecrazy what rag?

Saw the sand guy a while back it's a joke! Still funny as F*CK when I read it :D
dust4life
07-10-2008, 02:06 AM
older then the internet :P
this came up last year when the vette guy was talking about his Direct Exhaust Injection system.... unfortunatly that guy was serious
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2007/11/dei.jpg
Krank
07-10-2008, 02:53 AM
someone is messing around.. no one is that stupid...

:rofl Well, it is so dumb that you would HOPE it is fake...but there are probably some people out there who would do something like that...I've heard some pretty dumb suggestions/talk before on how to do certain things to cars. I am sure the story started out from someone actually doing it.
Sadiq
07-10-2008, 03:20 AM
i read it with the desperate hope that it was real... so much funnier that way. now my worst fears have been confirmed that it was fake. oh well, life goes on.

anyone care to enlighten the rest of us about the cobalt guy?
Braymond141
07-10-2008, 03:37 AM
its a joke, hes got 3 posts, but funny to say the least.

Does anyone remember the e46 guy who sucked a towel/cloth into his engine and it got wrapped around the camshaft?

It was a sock, and that was over 3 years ago.
GacAttack
07-10-2008, 07:00 PM
its a joke, hes got 3 posts, but funny to say the least.

Does anyone remember the e46 guy who sucked a towel/cloth into his engine and it got wrapped around the camshaft?

How the hell did something get sucked into the engine and end up wrapped around the camshaft???
Xiphos
07-10-2008, 07:02 PM
How the hell did something get sucked into the engine and end up wrapped around the camshaft???

Well, when you mix alcohol, energy drinks, and a little tlc from the neighborhood cow herd, strange things happen. :confused
JuM3
07-10-2008, 07:14 PM
Well, when you mix alcohol, energy drinks, and a little tlc from the neighborhood cow herd, strange things happen. :confused

speaking from experience?:shifty
Xiphos
07-10-2008, 07:17 PM
speaking from experience?:shifty

I'm not that lucky....
GacAttack
07-10-2008, 07:48 PM
Well, when you mix alcohol, energy drinks, and a little tlc from the neighborhood cow herd, strange things happen. :confused

Ah yes, I too am a fan of the energy drink and alcohol combination. I like to call it a Cardiac Surprise--- keeps your heart guessing whether to believe the stimulant or the depressant.
racer m
07-11-2008, 03:23 AM
a while back someone from the E36 3 series forum used 75w 140 diff lube to fill up his engine back up with oil.