HA! Front page of Yahoo news E39 content..

[Tom///m3]

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/does-e39...194848784.html


Tom

[TH3xR34P3R]

Who reads Yahoo news?
oh yeah Tom does.

Tom.

[rocketwagon]

"Reliability issues aside..."

[323i E30]

Oh, and it sounds really good too, especially with a muffler delete.

When I just bought my 323i it decided to muffler delete while cruising.
Sounded like shit and my ears are still ringing. Must be extra fun with a V8

[badmonkey]

\\\Tom, what is your AOL chatroom name?

[JEC928]

Gawd I hate most of those One Take videos.
Love the (ahem, mostly) cool cars but that dude WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
He's one of those people that talks every moment of waking life, with little of substance to say.

E39 M5... 5/7
Smoking Tire dude... 0/7

Here's the only One Take I am willing to re-watch... because the car is big-balls enough to make him shut his cake hole at a couple points.

[LockDots]

No context, no click.

[frayed]

It's actually interesting to compare a car like that against its modern counterparts. I always thought the E39 M5 was great and more engaging to drive than most modern metal.

[Tom///m3]

\\\Tom, what is your AOL chatroom name?

ohmygoditshuge12


Tom

[Def]

Meh - E39 M5's are not that exciting.


And what sort of contingent of total douche bags do the owners have to be to term a mid-low 13 second car "THE BEAST?"

[TH3xR34P3R]

Meh - E39 M5's are not that exciting.


And what sort of contingent of total douche bags do the owners have to be to term a mid-low 13 second car "THE BEAST?"

back in 1999 when it was 1st coming out... 394hp & 13 sec 1/4 was alot from a 4dr sedan IMHO.

[Def]

back in 1999 when it was 1st coming out... 394hp & 13 sec 1/4 was alot from a 4dr sedan IMHO.

Is this RJ's dupe account?

[badmonkey]

ohmygoditshuge12


Tom

Because ezbmr was taken?

[Tom///m3]

Gawd I hate most of those One Take videos.
Love the (ahem, mostly) cool cars but that dude WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
He's one of those people that talks every moment of waking life, with little of substance to say.

E39 M5... 5/7
Smoking Tire dude... 0/7

Here's the only One Take I am willing to re-watch... because the car is big-balls enough to make him shut his cake hole at a couple points.

That guy reviewed the the Jeep SRT




Tom

- - - Updated - - -

Because ezbmr was taken?

no I wanted freecandy4u but he took it.


Tom

[bfp9]

Meh - E39 M5's are not that exciting.


And what sort of contingent of total douche bags do the owners have to be to term a mid-low 13 second car "THE BEAST?"

Hey - I know it's tough to control jealousy sometimes, but please - you're making yourself look foolish.

[KyleNarzt]

Get this shit outta 'off topic'. This is entirely BMW related, and we shouldn't have to put up with it.

[Kingpin025]

Meh - E39 M5's are not that exciting.


And what sort of contingent of total douche bags do the owners have to be to term a mid-low 13 second car "THE BEAST?"

Definitely not a straight line car, but for a 4000lb luxury sedan it's respectable. The real strength is it's all around performance, jack of all trades if you will. It's 8:28 lap at Nürburgring Nordschleife is also very respectable. The car is not for everyone but if you want a freeway cruiser that is a blast to drive, looks good and sounds great you can't go wrong. If you want something that run 11s in a straight line get yourself a Terminator Cobra to go with it. You can have both cars for under $40k