I MADE LOVE with an e46 M3 today

[kpipalldaway2]

Detailing your car for the first time as its owner is a lot like having sex with someone for the first time. You get to know every inch of the cars curvy body, see and touch every imperfection, you get in deep and hopefully get your hands a little dirty. When it is all said and done, you really know every thing there is to know about that body, and you quickly figure out if you have hit the jack pot or if you are going to live in regret for quite some time. Ever sense I was 15 years old, I've wanted ONE car. The e46 M3, I just love the lines, power, and feel of the car. Now being 25 I have finally purchased my first one! I have owned a custom e36, two e36 m3's, a low mileage e30, and an e46 330i and now this 2003.4 e46 M3. Usually I am quite disappointed after I make love to a car for the first time, being that I am a but of a perfectionist. Things were different this time. I am in love with every inch of her body, and instead of the disappointment of having to live with regret, I personally believe I have found "the one". She didn't put out easy, and now I know why, she completes me. Fella's, meet the new love of my life, her name is Taylor. Detailing your car for the first time as its owner is a lot like having sex with someone for the first time. You get to know every inch of the cars curvy body, see and touch every imperfection, you get in deep and hopefully get your hands a little dirty. When it is all said and done, you really know every thing there is to know about that body, and you quickly figure out if you have hit the jack pot or if you are going to live in regret for quite some time. Ever sense I was 15 years old, I've wanted ONE car. The e46 M3, I just love the lines, power, and feel of the car. Now being 25 I have finally purchased my first one! I have owned a custom e36, two e36 m3's, a low mileage e30, and an e46 330i and now this 2003.4 e46 M3. Usually I am quite disappointed after I make love to a car for the first time, being that I am a but of a perfectionist. Things were different this time. I am in love with every inch of her body, and instead of the disappointment of having to live with regret, I personally believe I have found "the one". She didn't put out easy, and now I know why, she completes me. Fella's, meet the new love of my life, her name is Taylor. [

[notMpowered]

Usually I am quite disappointed after I make love to a car for the first time

This is weird as hell and you should probably feel bad.

[speedyguy95]

Haha

[montaillou]

I once met someone who's kink was to be treated like a car being detailed...you and he would've gotten along famously!

[AusE39er]

Lol, there is some truth to these comments. Learning the lines of the car, finding where in certain areas the sponge now travels smoothly, etc.

[mcleod52]

Enjoy your union, may she bring you joy and happiness. ;-)

[BimmerBreaker]

You mean 1 minute at the most, ending with uncontrollable sobbing?

[AusE39er]

: D

[mboor]

This is very close to an episone of my strange addiction http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-stran...r-is-my-lover/