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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    We are the ones with bastardized language?
    You don't set things on the back of paper you write them, unless its on a table upside down then you can set whatever you want on it.
    "Set" has more than one definition. One such meaning is to establish. So, to set a time limit on the defect label as to how long I can drive the car is to establish the amount of time in which I have before I can no longer drive it legally. Seems pretty straight forward to me

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    Its the whole paper not just the word set

    Set out is just not the best wording
    Its one of many on that entire sticker that could be worded better. Don't mean to offend you but you did say Americans have a bastardized language it seems we aren't the only ones.

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    Tinted my windows


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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    Tinted my windows


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    Haha, you tinted an 03 sterling car the day after I un-tinted mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    Its the whole paper not just the word set

    Set out is just not the best wording
    Its one of many on that entire sticker that could be worded better. Don't mean to offend you but you did say Americans have a bastardized language it seems we aren't the only ones.
    I'm not offended, I just disagree. I do not see anything wrong with it. I concede that it is not written in a concise or ordinary manner, but it is by no means incorrect. It's (technically) a legal document and needs to be written as such, in a narrow manner, in order to avoid misinterpretation. Perhaps I'm just used to reading things written in such a style as a law student, but it seems pretty clear to me

    American English is bastardised. For example, you drop the "i" from aluminium, but not from millennium. You misuse the letter "z", when you should be using "s", and you refuse to use "u" and "o" in conjunction. It is very different from proper English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    Set out is just not the best wording
    Its one of many on that entire sticker that could be worded better. Don't mean to offend you but you did say Americans have a bastardized language it seems we aren't the only ones.
    Set out is not ideal for Americans, but maybe our equivalent expression would not be ideal to them...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dat Aus View Post
    American English is bastardised. For example, you drop the "i" from aluminium, but not from millennium. You misuse the letter "z", when you should be using "s", and you refuse to use "u" and "o" in conjunction. It is very different from proper English.
    I agree with the first part of your post but you are instigating this stupid argument with this kind of statement. Language evolves, we evolved the language to suit our needs - saying OUR language is wrong is no different than us saying YOUR version of English is wrong or that the English spoken in Canada has been bastardized or in any other English-speaking country. There are always going to be differences in language, as a result of different dialects, different intonation and different grammar rules being prioritized not to mention as I said above, simple evolution of the language. There are tons of words that Americans have given to the English language that you guys use/ Our version of English is no worse than yours, saying its "bastardized" is explicitly implying that our version of the language is worse than yours. Its not worse, and British English is not better than either Australian or American English. They are all just different. Saying otherwise is ignorant, something I've never viewed you as being.

    Please cut the stupid language discussion out, its just going to end up with (more) insults being thrown around and nothing productive could possibly come of it. The sticker was not proper per American English grammar rules, but he isnt in America, so who cares. Move on.

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    I was just being defensive but I did tint my windows and in any language that qualifies as something I did to my e39 no matter how you translate

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    Quote Originally Posted by BimmerBreaker View Post
    Set out is not ideal for Americans, but maybe our equivalent expression would not be ideal to them...

    I agree with the first part of your post but you are instigating this stupid argument with this kind of statement. Language evolves, we evolved the language to suit our needs - saying OUR language is wrong is no different than us saying YOUR version of English is wrong or that the English spoken in Canada has been bastardized or in any other English-speaking country. There are always going to be differences in language, as a result of different dialects, different intonation and different grammar rules being prioritized not to mention as I said above, simple evolution of the language. There are tons of words that Americans have given to the English language that you guys use/ Our version of English is no worse than yours, saying its "bastardized" is explicitly implying that our version of the language is worse than yours. Its not worse, and British English is not better than either Australian or American English. They are all just different. Saying otherwise is ignorant, something I've never viewed you as being.

    Please cut the stupid language discussion out, its just going to end up with (more) insults being thrown around and nothing productive could possibly come of it. The sticker was not proper per American English grammar rules, but he isnt in America, so who cares. Move on.
    I wasn't trying to be a wanker and insult Americans. "Bastardised" was perhaps a poor choice of word and obviously, being online, it's hard to convey the tongue-in-cheek tone I intended my posts to have. To use an Aussie colloquialism, I was "taking the piss"

    Enough with the language debate. I have done bugger all to my E39 today since it can't be driven and I won't have time to get it inspected until next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimLev View Post
    Got the yearly state inspected done yesterday, bald rear tires passed.....they didn't look.
    You must have that special magic wand. They always snag worn tires here in Pa.
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    He must have distracted them somehow

    I put a new fan clutch in old one was toast stopped it with my finger though hesitantly (is that a word) I had one laying around.

    Pulled the front bumper off as well to install the passenger side wheel well and my hai.
    Might attempt to fix the damaged corner on my bumper.

    Also readjusted the fender and headlight so it fits correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    Did you... vacuum some into your engine?

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    Nope just cant install my rain vacuum when its raining

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    Quote Originally Posted by keeslinger31 View Post
    Pulled the front bumper off as well to install the passenger side wheel well and my hai.
    Im sortof in the middle of installing it... But its raining. Thats why I said i cant install my rain vacuum while its raining

    If you look closer theres several things not installed like the maf is unplugged the headlight bolts are missing and the plugs all unplugged.

    I thought it was obvious what I was saying.
    guess not.



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    I don't have the front bumper on the car either

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    Quote Originally Posted by axxessdenied View Post
    Went to a bimmer cruise last sunday. Here's some editted footage from my GoPro in the 540.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dat Aus View Post

    American English is bastardised. For example, you drop the "i" from aluminium, but not from millennium. You misuse the letter "z", when you should be using "s", and you refuse to use "u" and "o" in conjunction. It is very different from proper English.
    I'd bet the Saxons would say the exact same thing about Australian or even modern British English.

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